Urban Meyer or bust

[dcbc 14465]

10 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Corsicana TX sure seems like a terrible place and I would only drive through it on my way to Tyler a couple of times a month three years ago. Everyone in their cars had a look on their face as if they were in the most miserable place on earth.

That's because they were all stuck in the left lane behind someone who was trying to turn left across two lanes of dead-stop traffic. 

31 West through the Can needs to be carpet bombed.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

In a blender with some ice and some Tennessee whiskey. 

Not bourbon?

[Fud 9552]

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

[TexasEd 8066]

1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

Far worse places than Corsicana. Hell they have a Starbucks, Chik fila and a home depot. Just go 10 miles east on 31 to Kerens and you'll see despair. 

you forgot the Collin Street Bakery.  Nice oasis on the long trip from Austin to Jackson, MS.  Free coffee and clean bathrooms before there were Bucky's.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Just now, hookem48 said:

noticed Cleveland in district with College Station, how much has that place grown the last ten years?

I noticed Liberty Hill is 5a now....that's crazy.

Also I remember my school(old 3a which is currently 4a) being larger than Hutto back in 2004. Crazy.

[Butch Had Not 2969]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I challenge you to name a better town on the interstate between Ft Stockton and El Paso

They had a chuys when I went there oh like 35 years ago. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Has the Palace decided whether this Larry character knows shit or not?

Well Larry is a white guy and people think he’s funny.

[jofus 2266]

Just now, TexasEd said:

you forgot the Collin Street Bakery.

so you like fruitcake, huh?

[The Beast 585]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

in a few hours.

[utee94 15808]

 

17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

How many of you would eat a McRib with Mayo in manvel if it means we land urban?

Hot damn I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good.

[Errestaurants 2570]

Mount Vernon is the only correct answer. Art Briles lives there and is beloved by the town folk. 

[dcbc 14465]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Jacksonville

 

my god that town

Pretty much everything in between Lufkin and Tyler on 69.

[Newy25 7668]

Just now, David Dennison said:

After reading this thread, I don't think Texas can make fun of Ohio anymore.

Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest. We can make fun of it all we want. 

[BayouBill 835]

Hearne, TX is the worst city in the state. I get depressed every time I go through it.

[RGBIII 22838]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

within a few hours 

[Horn80 6114]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I noticed Liberty Hill is 5a now....that's crazy.

Also I remember my school(old 3a which is currently 4a) being larger than Hutto back in 2004. Crazy.

Because people in California are escaping here like the scene of the last helicopters leaving Saigon just before it fell.

[Rhinotx 499]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

When Urban says yes

[TexasEd 8066]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

don't make a shit of difference or at least it shouldn't.

[SquishMitten 10403]

Wait are we still vetting other candidates?

We fucking better be

[CastHorn 811]

What y’all know about Anderson, TX?

 

 

[FloridaHorn 4753]

11 minutes ago, troph said:

I choked on a 7-11 hotdog back in highschool.  Starving, was eating it by the drink coolers in the back and fucking chunk of meat went down the wrong pipe.  shoulda died.  panicked breathed in deeply, fucker lodged in there.  Coughed and spew, projectile hot dog on the floor.  scary as shit.

what was his name? NTTAWWT

[Harvdog 2287]

Bronte, Eden and Robert Lee don't have much to offer other than a Town and Country with gut grenades and a filthy bathroom.

[dcar00 14159]

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Gotta agree with this... surprised that speed and quickness are not better at DB, WR and RB.

Heard Urban recently mention that great defense against today's offenses have to include at least one great DE and CB -- those are huge advantages in today's CFB.

yep.  speed can be fixed pretty quick.  But the other BIG item is to fix the OL that Mack destroyed and we have never recovered from.

[Steel Shank 9421]

12 minutes ago, troph said:

I choked on a 7-11 hotdog back in highschool.  Starving, was eating it by the drink coolers in the back and fucking chunk of meat went down the wrong pipe.  shoulda died.  panicked breathed in deeply, fucker lodged in there.  Coughed and spew, projectile hot dog on the floor.  scary as shit.  It was a mustard only hotdog though.  at least I got that right.

/csb

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

We talking hot dogs in this thread now also? All beef, onions, mustard and relish. I yell at my kid if he puts ketchup on a hot dog.


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[Errestaurants 2570]

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

you forgot the Collin Street Bakery.  Nice oasis on the long trip from Austin to Jackson, MS.  Free coffee and clean bathrooms before there were Bucky's.

They also have an HEB.

[Mole 4330]

I feel like Evadale deserves mention. Growing up in SE Texas, the smell emanated around the entire region.

[closetohumping 17435]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Because people in California are escaping here like the scene of the last helicopters leaving Saigon just before it fell.

Yea we are leaving in our Tesla’s and rovers

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

6 minutes ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

Within a few hours

[Hollywood 342]

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

They had a chuys when I went there oh like 35 years ago. 

Not part of the chain, but yes. John Madden famously stopped there and loved it. Kept going back

[BB65 478]

Just now, CastHorn said:

What y’all know about Anderson, TX?

 

 

Best of the  Grimes county towns but that's not saying much

[dcbc 14465]

Speaking of burgers and dogs, has anyone eaten at JCI in Houston lately.  That was always a good late night spot back in the 90s.  I leaned toward burgers and chili cheese fries.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

yep.  speed can be fixed pretty quick.  But the other BIG item is to fix the OL that Mack destroyed and we have never recovered from.

People will be shocked to see how much speed we actually have when they're being coached correctly and in the correct positions. 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

We talking hot dogs in this thread now also? All beef, onions, mustard and relish. I yell at my kid if he puts ketchup on a hot dog.


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We were already talking assholes, so we might as well throw lips into the mix as well.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

After reading this thread, I don't think Texas can make fun of Ohio anymore.

Unpossible

[Keef 764]

My grandmother, who lived in Abilene for 80+ years (shocked Abilene hasn't been mentioned), always said Midland/Odessa was the worst place she's ever been.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

Depends on if the ink is dry or not. That's the only thing that matters at this point. If it's Urban, he's done immediately. If it's a back up, we're probably looking at after Kansas, so they can lock it up before announcing.

[kevwun 15769]

You guys should take a trip through Anadarko, OK and thank God you live in Texas.  That town looks like a 3rd world country.

[irishtexan 11515]

47 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Has the Palace decided whether this Larry character knows shit or not?

 

45 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

It seems he knows, something, but we're not sure what. He's been bullish the whole time and had insight and timing for the Ewers commitment and decommit and OSU commit.

Larry's been saying it's "done" for weeks. It's obviously not done. He doesn't know shit. It's really that simple.

 

[FloridaHorn 4753]

Just now, kevwun said:

You guys should take a trip through Anadarko, OK and thank God you live in Texas.  That town looks like a 3rd world country.

This could be said about anywhere in fucking Oklahoma.

[dcar00 14159]

56 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I realize this is probably six minutes and 18 pages too late, but I fucking hate the beach.  Any beach.  Sand, salt water and wind combined with skin whiter than aggy's weekend cross-burning robe add up to my worst nightmare.  

[StassneyHorn 6575]

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Because people in California are escaping here like the scene of the last helicopters leaving Saigon just before it fell.

Most people moving to Austin are coming from other parts of Texas.  But never pass on an opportunity to shit on California I guess

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

This could be said about anywhere in fucking Oklahoma.

Oklahoma has some nice places.  The area around Broken Bow lake is pretty.

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

Apparently, Texas is chock full of shitty towns.  Let's talk about cool towns; better mojo.   

It's hard to beat Gruene, TX on a beautiful spring evening.  One of the best nights of my life was at a Jerry Jeff concert in Gruene Hall on just such an evening.  

[irishtexan 11515]

Hypothetical - I give you a billion dollars but the stipulation is that you can never leave the city limits of Abilene for the rest of your life. Do you take it? 

[BrazilHorn 6586]

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Speaking of burgers and dogs, has anyone eaten at JCI in Houston lately.  That was always a good late night spot back in the 90s.  I leaned toward burgers and chili cheese fries.

I was never a huge JCI fan for their burgers, but I do miss the Lucy Juicy Burger at Pappas Burgers off of Westheimer. A burger stuffed with pimento cheese, had bacon jam on the bun, grilled onions and an over easy egg. It was an absolute gut bomb.

[BabaYaga 15289]

Ex girlfriend was drunk one night and whispered in my ear to kiss her where it was hot, wet, and sticky.......so we drove to Beaumont

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Now the topic is fucking discussion of backwater towns. Hurry up, Urban

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

12 minutes ago, Fud said:

So if Texas loses to KSU, Herman probably gets fired within a few hours. If Texas wins, any guesses as to when he gets fired?

This seems like a trick question. 

[TejasPedro 1857]

The shittiest town in TEXAS, that’s the topic? The only State in the Nation that could stand on its own if we had to. 

From the Butt naked clubs in Houston, to the Swanky Casino in Eagle Pass across the Methed Up East Texas towns to hills of central Texas. We all stand for football and at least we know we’re  free.