Urban Meyer or bust

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Edited December 3, 2020 by clapclapclap
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[UncleBuck 6,455]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

That is the only confirmed one but could be others. Just wanted to point out that this tweet wasn't some gotcha moment that she is never leaving Columbus. 

I've seen two Wednesdays taught confirmed. Just don't know if that means she never does it on Thursdays, whether teaching or just doing. She's a fit lady. 

[wood 11,770]

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

i'm not sure about the insider profoundness of saying that a flight that is indisputably in the air and indisputably traveling from columbus to marble falls is...happening.  i think seeing it on FlightAware likely provides all the "legit" that is required for the flight being...legit.

saying shit without saying anything to inflate one's sense of self-importance is my favorite part of these things.

flightaware has a flight plan and ongoing flight in which a transponder is communicating information that any dipshit on the planet with an internet connection can see.

poster: "my 'contacts' at ohio state say this flight is legit.  that's all i can say."

thirsty, frenzied mother fuckers everywhere:

Hey, I didn't say it. The guy over there said it. I don't know who's flying on what. But you asked, so I answered your question.

[dcar00 14,997]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

TO be fair, I believe we have already demonstrated that it is extremely important to us. For once. But in this scenario I don't think that's guaranteeing us the desired outcome. 

sure.  I've never said that not getting Urban means we aren't serious about having great football.  

[SydneyCarton 49,534]

2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Does alumnihorn even have a proven track record?

He posts on 247 still. So he has a track record of being a faget, imo.

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

[HenryJames 67,466]

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

He has been around awhile. Got banned for arguing on 247 with Lotushorn last year fwiw

Lotushorn posts here as @closetojumping fwiw.

[alphahorn 1,637]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

mr. green you should be optimistic

[JesusSweatDuck 18,161]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Lotushorn posts here as @closetojumping fwiw.

No, that's Greg Davis

[Dbeasy 15,613]

We will hear he turned it down the second he does.. the fact we are hearing nothing means at worst he's still considering.  Now all the flightaware Horseshoe bay golfing saga I think might be a pipe dream. 

I don’t think so. If he’s already declined, Texas has already moved to Plan B. If he’s about to decline, same thing.

Neither party wants it discussed publicly at this time. There is no benefit for either party. They both are operating under the agreement that secrecy is part of the engagement model.

If and when Texas has a plan B, then you will hear that Urban declined it. Or, if the media pressure gets too intense by early next week and Texas still doesn’t have a Plan B lined up, Urban will likely publicly say he’s happy announcing and not interested. By that point, Texas was supposed to have plan B lined up.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,161]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think so. If he’s already declined, Texas has already moved to Plan B. If he’s about to decline, same thing.

Neither party wants it discussed publicly at this time. There is no benefit for either party. They both are operating under the agreement that secrecy is part of the engagement model.

If and when Texas has a plan B, then you will hear that Urban declined it. Or, if the media pressure gets too intense by early next week and Texas still doesn’t have a Plan B lined up, Urban will likely publicly say he’s happy announcing and not interested. By that point, Texas was supposed to have plan B lined up.

The way you're talking, it seems like UT has already moved on.

[SydneyCarton 49,534]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

At the same time the one time transfer may make rebuilding that much easier for a huge name like Urban.

Sure. But folks like the ways they know. Maybe he just sees guys he has wasted training in his system versus guys coming in that while talented he has to teach in his system. Everyone thinks differently. Maybe he fucking hates woke culture. We don't know shit.

[JFKFC 4,978]

[closetohumping 17,830]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think so. If he’s already declined, Texas has already moved to Plan B. If he’s about to decline, same thing.

Neither party wants it discussed publicly at this time. There is no benefit for either party. They both are operating under the agreement that secrecy is part of the engagement model.

If and when Texas has a plan B, then you will hear that Urban declined it. Or, if the media pressure gets too intense by early next week and Texas still doesn’t have a Plan B lined up, Urban will likely publicly say he’s happy announcing and not interested. By that point, Texas was supposed to have plan B lined up.

Yeah, Urban is gracious enough to not put out a "I'm not interested in the Texas job" bulletin.  That would crush Tom.

[Bevo14 8,470]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He posts on 247 still. So he has a track record of being a faget, imo.

[Rip76 5,022]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Urb ain't comin here to play school. 

Trickle-down, bra.

[ztejas 44,286]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I like him already

Surly is the Last Chance U for posters banned from other sites. 

"He's got elite potential but landed in some hot water at his last stop for a slur-laced rant about local politics in Lubbock, Texas"

[Orange&White 5,573]

8 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Not just Columbus but the OSU private airport to HSB.  That has to be very odd to say the least.

It's just owned by the University, it's not private. Anyone can use it.

[Newy25 7,953]

39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Take an hour for lunch, come back to 45 minutes of catchup and a lingering desire to bash my own head in a fucking car door repeatedly. Never change, Urban Meyer hiring thread, never change. 

 

 

Me and this thread: 

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Of predicting Urban Meyer to Texas?  This is kind of a unique situation.

Well does he? 

[sidis 10,019]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Hey, I didn't say it. The guy over there said it. I don't know who's flying on what. But you asked, so I answered your question.

wood, you should know from the other sports board that i have nothing but love for you...you're my go-to for F1 everything.  no hate to you...but i wasn't the one that asked.

it is more of a meta-critique of all the people who flood the boards with innuendo anonymously in order to project grandiosity.

the fact that people get hot and bothered over someone saying a flight is "legit" that is part of the public record in a way that anyone can see is just amusing.  an entertaining by-product of the frenzy.

[BachelorTrek 3,326]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

 

[Dbeasy 15,613]

I hope to one day trust my acquaintances as much as you do.

I get it. I’m one of the biggest skeptics on the planet. But not on this particular issue.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think so. If he’s already declined, Texas has already moved to Plan B. If he’s about to decline, same thing.

Neither party wants it discussed publicly at this time. There is no benefit for either party. They both are operating under the agreement that secrecy is part of the engagement model.

If and when Texas has a plan B, then you will hear that Urban declined it. Or, if the media pressure gets too intense by early next week and Texas still doesn’t have a Plan B lined up, Urban will likely publicly say he’s happy announcing and not interested. By that point, Texas was supposed to have plan B lined up.

I'm assuming, if we're on to Plan B/C/D, that Herman will be coaching the Kansas game should it happen.  Hell, assuming Meyer isn't the hire I'd guess the Texas Admin would prefer we have a Kansas game as that would give them more time to complete their search and hire the best of the 'lessers' we can get.

[dcar00 14,997]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Surly is the Last Chance U for posters banned from other sites. 

"He's got elite potential but landed in some hot water at his last stop for a slur-laced rant about local politics in Lubbock, Texas"

that sounds like a very specific situation you came up with there....

[JesusSweatDuck 18,161]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Surly is the Last Chance U for posters banned from other sites. 

"He's got elite potential but landed in some hot water at his last stop for a slur-laced rant about local politics in Lubbock, Texas"

Speaking from experience I see

[SydneyCarton 49,534]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

 

I mean, i'd say you walked right into that one, but you ain't got any legs bish!

[UncleBuck 6,455]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yeah, Urban is gracious enough to not put out a "I'm not interested in the Texas job" bulletin.  That would crush Tom.

I think once Urban's done, he's done. There's no reason to continue the charade. No reason to keep it hush. It'll get out fast, it always does. Hard enough to keep it under wraps when it's a "yes", but needs to stay under wraps. 

[JFKFC 4,978]

Meyer was in Sigma Chi. If one of you guys secret-handshake him, doesn't he have to tell you the truth about things while you both ejaculate into a box of donuts? 

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

If Urban is not coming, then he’s never coaching again.   Period.

[HenryJames 67,466]

I want this thread read aloud at my funeral as a final ‘fuck you’ to those only there to make sure I’m really dead.

[Bevo14 8,470]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I mean, i'd say you walked right into that one, but you ain't got any legs bish!

Dammit.

[wood 11,770]

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

wood, you should know from the other sports board that i have nothing but love for you...you're my go-to for F1 everything.  no hate to you...but i wasn't the one that asked.

it is more of a meta-critique of all the people who flood the boards with innuendo anonymously in order to project grandiosity.

the fact that people get hot and bothered over someone saying a flight is "legit" that is part of the public record in a way that anyone can see is just amusing.  an entertaining by-product of the frenzy.

No worries. Hell, already I forgot who it was that asked. LOL. It's cray up in this bitch. 

I, for one, can wait. I think it all happens this weekend unless KSU gets cancelled.

[Bevo 13,926]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Urban is not coming, then he’s never coaching again.   Period.

So if he finishes, it's a yes? Come on Mrs. Meyer, please help us.

[BachelorTrek 3,326]

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Dammit.

At least Padme attends non-KungFlu-year Texas home games.

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

So I just messaged a booster friend who lives not far from Marble Falls and told him to get up to HSB stat to confirm/deny a Meyer landing. He responded, "I'm on the runway." Not sure if serious, but I told him to get a selfie with UM if he is.  

[ztejas 44,286]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

that sounds like a very specific situation you came up with there....

 

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Speaking from experience I see

Nah. Does sound like something I'd do, though.

2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Meyer was in Sigma Chi. If one of you guys secret-handshake him, doesn't he have to tell you the truth about things while you both ejaculate into a box of donuts? 

If I find myself close enough to give him the grip, I'm guessing we have him in the bag. 

[JFKFC 4,978]

Just now, Bevo said:

So if he finishes, it's a yes? Come on Mrs. Meyer, please help us.

He said she is on her period.

[Dbeasy 15,613]

The way you're talking, it seems like UT has already moved on.

I don’t know. I’m just saying Urban may not yet say anything if he turns it down or has already turned it down for the final time.

[TexasRenegade 2,612]

[ChiTownDoc 21,350]

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Meyer was in Sigma Chi. If one of you guys secret-handshake him, doesn't he have to tell you the truth about things while you both ejaculate into a box of donuts? 

Just because Sigma Chi rhymes with aggy pie...

[UTEX_ME 4,288]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

So I just messaged a booster friend who lives not far from Marble Falls and told him to get up to HSB stat to confirm/deny a Meyer landing. He responded, "I'm on the runway." Not sure if serious, but I told him to get a selfie with UM if he is.  

[cdain3 3,454]

If Urban is not coming, then he’s never coaching again.   Period.

I just can't imagine him being done at 56.

[jinx 2,636]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

I'd say Campbell's resume is more similar to Dan Mullen's at Mississippi State if we have to make comparisons to somebody.

He's missing about 5 years as a head coach at P5 and he has never been ranked No. 1 in the country, but not too far off in comparison.  Definitely better than Herman as a comp.

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

I have source high in Kuper Realty.

Bridget Ramey was buying agent for Joe Rogan. It was bought while off market for $25m. When I asked about Urban Meyer moving here they started questioning my intentions with this info. Didn't want to reveal I'm a Surly agent sleuthing so I dropped it. I'll ask again this weekend.

https://bridgetramey.kuperrealty.com/

Edited December 3, 2020 by CenTex Hill Billy
wrong bridget

[Wishbone 4,958]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t know. I’m just saying Urban may not yet say anything if he turns it down or has already turned it down for the final time.

And he wouldn’t. Until there s an actual opening.

[ClubWhatever 12,324]

Could you turn down an offer to 14x your salary and double your personal wealth in 3 years, doing something you were one of the best ever at?  And at the same time let your friends and family slop at the same trough?

[Jester 382]

11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No, that's Greg Davis

This.  But he uses a thesaurus when posting to sound smart and try to throw people off.

[C-Man 27,834]

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

At least one of his daughters is still.in FLA as of today.

Not sure the daughters really matter about where they are. If they've signed off on dad taking the job, they don't really need to see Austin. Shelley, OTOH, would probably want to come in and see the town if she hasn't been here before since she'd be moving there.

[Hollywood 412]

I have family up high in Kuper Realty.
Bridget Archer was buying agent for Joe Rogan. It was bought while off market for $25m. When I asked about Urban Meyer moving here they started questioning my intentions with this info. Didn't want to reveal I'm a Surly agent sleuthing so I dropped it. I'll ask again this weekend.
https://www.kuperrealty.com/eng/associate/452-a-1780-4022235/bridget-archer

Used an agent in SA to buy a house in Austin?


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[HenryJames 67,466]

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

So I just messaged a booster friend who lives not far from Marble Falls and told him to get up to HSB stat to confirm/deny a Meyer landing. He responded, "I'm on the runway." Not sure if serious, but I told him to get a selfie with UM if he is.