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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Devil's advocate, but what motivation would Urban have to turn Texas down but continue to string this out secretly until they found their plan B? He has no obligation or incentive to protect Texas from a PR standpoint and I'm sure some of this frenzy is getting back to him and his family. If he's already decided to pass it seems in his best interests to release that information now and let UT deal with the fallout. What does he care?

Plan B?

 

I was told it's BUST

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1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

From Kendra Scott to the Property Brothers on this thread....   

Gotta love Surly...

 

those dudes are tall as shit, probably hung in proportion to their height.  we've established that her vagina is like a black hole.  i.e. it makes perfect logical sense

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If Urban could sway a commitment from the Brockermeyer's that would be tits and salvage the 2021 class that's lacking some star power on the offensive line. If Herman or Hand dialed up Blake they'd be laughed at and promptly hung up on.

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It's happening.....One of Urban's issues was reportedly adding and redoing the indoor practice fields.  Thamel is his mouthpiece....

How much do you figure it’d cost to upgrade or completely replace those facilities? If Thamel is Urb’s mouthpiece, it’d make sense this is even being discussed. But whatever.
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31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not sure the daughters really matter about where they are. If they've signed off on dad taking the job, they don't really need to see Austin. Shelley, OTOH, would probably want to come in and see the town if she hasn't been here before since she'd be moving there.

He will want his family there. He’s big into that. 

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While the facilities upgrades could present an opportunity, the #1 problem with getting new awesome things is available real estate. I don't *think* there's enough room to build the kind of indoor practice facility over the location of the Bubble currently. Austin real estate isn't easy. 

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  • Surly: Urban, the 6 a.m. was first flight from Columbus?

    Urban: Yes.

    Surly: There wasn't a flight that left seven hours earlier and landed at Horseshoe Bay at 2 a.m.?

    IT/Orangebloods : Surly, I think we've covered this, haven't we?

    Surly : [hands them flight logs as well as a massive diagram with a bunch of shit on it as well as pics of curtains] These are the logs for both Horseshoe Bay and Columbus. The Horseshoe Bay log lists no flight leaving at 11 pm and the Columbus log lists no flight arriving at 2 am. I'd like to submit these as defense exhibits Alpha and Bravo. The diagram and curtain shots I’d like to submit as exhibit CUM. 

    IT/Orangebloods : I don't understand. You're submitting evidence of a flight that never existed.

    Surly : Oh, we believe it did, sirs. 
     

     

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

While the facilities upgrades could present an opportunity, the #1 problem with getting new awesome things is available real estate. I don't *think* there's enough room to build the kind of indoor practice facility over the location of the Bubble currently. Austin real estate isn't easy. 

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

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5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

The shittiness of our facilities has always been fucking puzzling, considering the amount of money football generates for the athletic department. I've never understood how they haven't been upgraded in, what, 20 years? 

It really is embarrassing. Just shows you how complacent this program has gotten for whatever reason.

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5 minutes ago, Chad said:

If Urban could sway a commitment from the Brockermeyer's that would be tits and salvage the 2021 class that's lacking some star power on the offensive line. If Herman or Hand dialed up Blake they'd be laughed at and promptly hung up on.

A commitment from the Brockermeyer's what? 

Housekeeper? Cook? 

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