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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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8 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I never said I wasn’t going. @immamac just draw up a waiver. Pretty sure I read bourbon kills it, or was that a McRib with mayo?? Hard to keep up. 

I need no waiver of mayo or bourbon.  we can just make out.  it's like chicken pox.  once you had it you're done.  there has not even been 1 reinfection case in the US from the CDC.  we can totally kiss.  btw i'm straight.  i have 3 kids though.  you cant kiss them.

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Apparently not all Ohio State fans believe Meyers will pass on UT’s offer. Dude named Kevin Harrish writes a blog, and this morning described UM as Texas’ future coach.

He might be full of shit, and looking for clicks. Maybe he’s Urban’s snuff boy.

I am taking it as a promising start for the weekend.

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/

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Anything significant happen in the last 2 hours?

No.

Well except me wasn’t up. That’s always a significant thing. You never know if you will.


1,000 posts since I last checked 10 hours ago. With bo REAL news.

Never change Surly.
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1 hour ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I need no waiver of mayo or bourbon.  we can just make out.  it's like chicken pox.  once you had it you're done.  there has not even been 1 reinfection case in the US from the CDC.  we can totally kiss.  btw i'm straight.  i have 3 kids though.  you cant kiss them.

 

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My cousin told us that he was heading to the airport to talk to a rampie buddy & see if there was any news, then ended up radio silent for the rest of the night. Turns out he didn’t make it past the landing strip. He reports that there was no sign of Urban in the club however the prevailing opinion there is that Urban is in the bag and will be announced at the latest Monday morning  

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24 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Apparently not all Ohio State fans believe Meyers will pass on UT’s offer. Dude named Kevin Harrish writes a blog, and this morning described UM as Texas’ future coach.

He might be full of shit, and looking for clicks. Maybe he’s Urban’s snuff boy.

I am taking it as a promising start for the weekend.

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/

From the timeline article I posted about how Urban to Ohio State happened.... interesting 

 

“However, Buckeyes blog Eleven Warriors quickly took to Twitter to divulge what they had uncovered: “We are 99.7% sure Urban Meyer has agreed to a deal to become the next coach of Ohio State. Solid sources. Plural.”

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My cousin told us that he was heading to the airport to talk to a rampie buddy & see if there was any news, then ended up radio silent for the rest of the night. Turns out he didn’t make it past the landing strip. He reports that there was no sign of Urban in the club however the prevailing opinion there is that Urban is in the bag and will be announced at the latest Monday morning  
The prevailing opinion amongst tarmac baggage handlers?
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I work in sales.  I have done quite well with my UT degree since 1996.  I also used to be a recruiter of SW developers in the late 90s.  None of that matters but some things are true.  No answer is not no.  In my career people will normally in a high pressure situation and also them knowing the impacts of the decision are large dont float.  In the end, this is sales.  I have had multi million accounts do this.  Texas has to sell Urb on coaching here.  No answer or what I am starting to think is an answer to the positive is likely.  That's how I read this as a professional.  Means nothing but my 24 yr sales opinion.  

Silence is good and he is trying to make it work now or it is actually done.  Whales when they see a deal then make it happen even if people below them dont want it but sometimes it takes time.  It's the alpha personality.  

My largest deals with C level and CEO guys have all been once I get them to the point of wanting to make the jump say want to do it but I am not sure the people under me will come along.  You know what?  Every damn one of them makes it happen.  IF UT has sold him on coaching again he will make it happen.  I don't know if we are there yet but not hearing he said no is very good.

Hopefully CDC gave what UM thought was the kinda best offer and walked away.  Then UM comes back and says we will only do it if this X happens or that X happens.  CDC then has the power back even though he really doesnt.  Thats how you play this.  CDC seems ninja like with no leaks so i think this is happening.

this is straight up sales.  nothing changes in sales.  just the amounts.  needs and wants connecting with smart leverage.  i assume CDC had a team of sales/marketing elites advising how to approach this with the same or better education I had from UT.

Could you remind us what you do for a living again? Also stop quoting yourself.
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Apparently not all Ohio State fans believe Meyers will pass on UT’s offer. Dude named Kevin Harrish writes a blog, and this morning described UM as Texas’ future coach.
He might be full of shit, and looking for clicks. Maybe he’s Urban’s snuff boy.
I am taking it as a promising start for the weekend.
https://www.elevenwarriors.com/
I find it odd that they are so worried about UM going on with his life after osu, when they let him go.

I dont think a single person gave af that FUPM went back to unc. Hell, most (me included) hoped that he did well.
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The “silence is good” crowd is missing the point where UM hates Herman. So the longer it plays out , the worse it is for Herman. So , according to our resident sales expert up above, silence is a good thing, meaning he’s still in play. However, I think sales guy is discounting the fact that the longer UM let’s Herman and co swing in the wind, the more it’s  a twist of the knife. He may have no desire to come to TX, but the longer he strings it along , the more our program suffers. 

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7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I find it odd that they are so worried about UM going on with his life after osu, when they let him go.

I dont think a single person gave af that FUPM went back to unc. Hell, most (me included) hoped that he did well.

Thought the same thing, but maybe they’re worried Urban will cut off the Texas pipeline. 

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5 hours ago, satyanash said:

futureman is definitely echeese.

Does he love Mack brown?  If not, no 

5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

How quickly does it spread and where first

From the looks of it slower than south Austin’s mom.  First thief would be a faux insider from ob or 247

23 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

The “silence is good” crowd is missing the point where UM hates Herman. So the longer it plays out , the worse it is for Herman. So , according to our resident sales expert up above, silence is a good thing, meaning he’s still in play. However, I think sales guy is discounting the fact that the longer UM let’s Herman and co swing in the wind, the more it’s  a twist of the knife. He may have no desire to come to TX, but the longer he strings it along , the more our program suffers. 

True but urban also seems like a respectful guy with some decorum.  He wouldn’t screw over cdc or Texas.  

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Today and tomorrow morning are super important, not to get a yes but to not hear a no. This game means nothing. As long as we don’t hear a no we look really really good. I will only worry if Herman isn’t fired by Monday at the very latest, if this drags to Tuesday we may be fucked and I suspect we hear some other names

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