Urban Meyer or bust

[RGBIII 22,798]

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According to a high-ranking University of Texas official, the Longhorns continue to wait for a response from three-time national champion Urban Meyer about the possibility of becoming the next Texas football coach.

Rumors have run rampant, whether it is the potential dollar amount of a contract or who Meyer has met with from Texas, yet the coach has not given a final response to Texas brass as of Friday at 10:30 am.

In the discussions, Meyer has made clear to Texas that money will not be the ultimate deciding factor. Rather, it is primarily about the hard-charging Meyer deciding if he wants to “return to the grind” that made him so successful on the sidelines.

It is also important to note that the courting of Meyer is being handled by Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte and his staff, with the full support and oversight of Texas president Jay Hartzell and Texas board of regents chairman Kevin Eltife. No big money donors are directly in contact with Meyer, instead they are backing the efforts of Del Conte, Hartzell and Eltife.

As for an expected timeline for a response from Meyer, there is some hope it would come not later than Sunday but even that is not a definitive deadline, as the Horns have their sights on Meyer. Meyer will be given the time he needs to make a decision.

[Horn80 6,075]

11 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This thread is giving me diarrhea.

Admit it.  You broke down and ate a McRIb.....

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

Just now, futureman said:

are you?

fuck you?

[closetojumping 62,215]

5 minutes ago, Meyer said:

You right I was wrong. I was there I was young I’m 30 now. I grew up a Texas fan. 3 graduates from Texas in my immediate family I’m a pipeline welder. I was in 9th when we won our natty. We are mediocre at best when Baylor took it over Texas has gotten no better

This kind of aggie trolling is as old as BBS forums. The recipe has been the same since I started posting and reading in 1997. 

Step 1: Sign up and drop in a somewhat random post in the middle of a discussion like you've been there the whole time.

Step 2: Wait to see if anyone notices. Nope? Then start firing the fuck away.

Step 3: Tell everyone how big of a UT fan you are, going back x-decades, while getting basic shit wrong in the process.

Step 4: Start telling us what we want won't happen and start making idiotic negative comparisons to the shithole in BCS as though anyone will buy it. 

Step 5: Start telling us how bad Texas is, getting more and more overt in the process. 

Step 6: Banned.

Also, there will certainly be a lack of actual wit or proper spelling and grammar in the posts. 

I'm always at a loss at how these rubes can simultaneously think that anything they're doing is productive or subversive or non-obvious, and also how fresh and new what they're doing is on the board. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

Let’s go back to discussing drapes and how much mayo sucks.  And stop feeding the trolls - unless you’re feeding them mayo, in which case, carry on.  

[Bevo14 8,274]

26 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

28 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

It would work on Surly in heartbeat.

 

If CDC came on here and said stop posting or I hire Jeff Fisher instead of Meyer this board thread would go silent.

Don't give him any ideas.

[Dbeasy 14,963]

The FLA to tOSU time line had Meyer vocalizing his denial during that interim.  I haven't really heard anything close to that from him.  Seems more like Urban is silent more than anything.  I'm not doubting you heard that, shit Kirk Barton who posted a video of Meyer acknowledging they text said Meyer told him no.  But we haven't heard an unequivocal no.  uncredible sources (not you) broadcasting a no and some wishful thinking from the Buckeyes.  Anyway, I'm not saying he's in, these situations are fluid and dynamic, I just find it really strange that there is almost complete silence right now - not a yes, not a no, and nothing about Texas looking at other coaches expecting a no.  That's strange unless it's done or it really is a strong maybe like a "yes, if..." and we are waiting on the if.

What I found particularly interesting in that article you posted is that Meyer himself was telling those around him he wasn’t taking the tOSU job. That was encouraging too.

[futureman 22,414]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

fuck you?

you wish, you filthy bastard. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

Just now, RGBIII said:

No big money donors are directly in contact with Meyer, instead they are backing the efforts of Del Conte, Hartzell and Eltife.

Thus no leaks, unless that weirdo from last night actually knew a male secretary in CDC's office.

[Meyer 208]

 Lmfao seee I can make one false statement and we all attack each other like piranhas that’s the state of Texas football. 

[TexasGolf 4,856]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

More Burton

According to a high-ranking University of Texas official, the Longhorns continue to wait for a response from three-time national champion Urban Meyer about the possibility of becoming the next Texas football coach.

Rumors have run rampant, whether it is the potential dollar amount of a contract or who Meyer has met with from Texas, yet the coach has not given a final response to Texas brass as of Friday at 10:30 am.

In the discussions, Meyer has made clear to Texas that money will not be the ultimate deciding factor. Rather, it is primarily about the hard-charging Meyer deciding if he wants to “return to the grind” that made him so successful on the sidelines.

It is also important to note that the courting of Meyer is being handled by Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte and his staff, with the full support and oversight of Texas president Jay Hartzell and Texas board of regents chairman Kevin Eltife. No big money donors are directly in contact with Meyer, instead they are backing the efforts of Del Conte, Hartzell and Eltife.

As for an expected timeline for a response from Meyer, there is some hope it would come not later than Sunday but even that is not a definitive deadline, as the Horns have their sights on Meyer. Meyer will be given the time he needs to make a decision.

cant say yes until herman is fired

[Burt Macklin 18,994]

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Are we doing a Jenna Fischer gif page?  I'm in. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,554]

1 minute ago, Meyer said:

 Lmfao seee I can make one false statement and we all attack each other like piranhas that’s the state of Texas football. 

I have no further use for this one.  Next.

[ztejas 43,262]

1 minute ago, Meyer said:

 Lmfao seee I can make one false statement and we all attack each other like piranhas that’s the state of Texas football. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

41 minutes ago, Zeus said:

fuck James Harrison and fuck the Browns

 

Harrison was a piece of shit dirty player

[wood 11,121]

57 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I feel like negotiating is done, we're just waiting until Herman's time at texas is called. 

Pretty sure that's all we've been waiting for for a couple of days now.

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

cant say yes until herman is fired

Alpha dogs eat at the bowl when they want to.

[ConferenceRoom 6,126]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Are we doing a Jenna Fischer gif page?  I'm in. 

Jesus. 

[futureman 22,414]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

And stop feeding the trolls - unless you’re feeding them mayo, in which case, carry on.

 

[Dbeasy 14,963]

Sounds like you heard the “I need more time” that others are talking about

No it was no, not more time. However, as that OSU article said, he also told people he said no as well for that job too. It may just be the way he handles the process. Which of course is encouraging if true.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

More Burton

According to a high-ranking University of Texas official, the Longhorns continue to wait for a response from three-time national champion Urban Meyer about the possibility of becoming the next Texas football coach.

Rumors have run rampant, whether it is the potential dollar amount of a contract or who Meyer has met with from Texas, yet the coach has not given a final response to Texas brass as of Friday at 10:30 am.

In the discussions, Meyer has made clear to Texas that money will not be the ultimate deciding factor. Rather, it is primarily about the hard-charging Meyer deciding if he wants to “return to the grind” that made him so successful on the sidelines.

It is also important to note that the courting of Meyer is being handled by Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte and his staff, with the full support and oversight of Texas president Jay Hartzell and Texas board of regents chairman Kevin Eltife. No big money donors are directly in contact with Meyer, instead they are backing the efforts of Del Conte, Hartzell and Eltife.

As for an expected timeline for a response from Meyer, there is some hope it would come not later than Sunday but even that is not a definitive deadline, as the Horns have their sights on Meyer. Meyer will be given the time he needs to make a decision.

Sounds like this could stretch out to Kansas if Urban hasn't told us no yet.

[ABSR 5,289]

So have we reached the point that we can again talk about what a POS Urban has been in managing his players and teams, or do we still need to hold back?

To put it into Surly speak, I think the deep throat BJ’s have stopped, but are we now suppose to rub him on the outside of his pants, or can we go back to giving dick punches?

[Thiefery 4,965]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Harrison was a piece of shit dirty player

He was a badass.. but he was really extra when it came to Colt and VY (he literally tombstone'd him and never got a flag for it)

[ConferenceRoom 6,126]

Just now, futureman said:

 

High five.

[DanTheHorn 4,897]

24 minutes ago, Austx said:

My guess is that he's been told he's out and he'd do himself a favor by handling it like an adult.

So this is what Tom meant by productive meeting?

Edited December 4, 2020 by DanTheHorn

[Burt Macklin 18,994]

5 minutes ago, Meyer said:

 Lmfao seee I can make one false statement and we all attack each other like piranhas that’s the state of Texas football. 

You'er going to be fatwa'd soon, but I just want you to know you're a really pathetic troll.  We're talking scraping the bottom of the regard barrel type.  On the bright side for you, that likely means you're above average level intelligence for your fan base, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.

Edited December 4, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[NoName 16,290]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

More Burton

According to a high-ranking University of Texas official, the Longhorns continue to wait for a response from three-time national champion Urban Meyer about the possibility of becoming the next Texas football coach.

Rumors have run rampant, whether it is the potential dollar amount of a contract or who Meyer has met with from Texas, yet the coach has not given a final response to Texas brass as of Friday at 10:30 am.

In the discussions, Meyer has made clear to Texas that money will not be the ultimate deciding factor. Rather, it is primarily about the hard-charging Meyer deciding if he wants to “return to the grind” that made him so successful on the sidelines.

It is also important to note that the courting of Meyer is being handled by Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte and his staff, with the full support and oversight of Texas president Jay Hartzell and Texas board of regents chairman Kevin Eltife. No big money donors are directly in contact with Meyer, instead they are backing the efforts of Del Conte, Hartzell and Eltife.

As for an expected timeline for a response from Meyer, there is some hope it would come not later than Sunday but even that is not a definitive deadline, as the Horns have their sights on Meyer. Meyer will be given the time he needs to make a decision.

Thanks for sharing these!

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Are we doing a Jenna Fischer gif page?  I'm in. 

Great way to get CUM. +rep

[Burt Macklin 18,994]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sounds like this could stretch out to Kansas if Urban hasn't told us no yet.

I think Texas would wait that long, but Meyer wouldn't. He's not going to wait until after NSD1 to accept the job. Either he feels comfortable saying yes at least by the end of this weekend or it's a no. 

[ztejas 43,262]

Craig Way just now on 104.9 talking about Taco Casa and how it's a TB throwback from 30 years ago.

[TrashMaster G 17,386]

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

cant say yes until herman is fired

Why not?

[RGBIII 22,798]

I am very good with this being plan B as long as he has a stud DC

[ConferenceRoom 6,126]

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

So this is what Tom meant by productive meeting?

We need a war time consigliere. 

[Meyer 208]

 Do the average faggots

Not a A&M fan. You’ve seen me in longhorn nation commercials on the 50 yard line. 
 

we have been shit and average for 10 years 8-5 to 5-7 that’s our average 

[ConferenceRoom 6,126]

1 minute ago, Meyer said:

 Do the average faggots

Not a A&M fan. You’ve seen me in longhorn nation commercials on the 50 yard line. 
 

we have been shit and average for 10 years 8-5 to 5-7 that’s our average 

Au revoir, shitbird. 

[Chili dog 1,787]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

No it was no, not more time. However, as that OSU article said, he also told people he said no as well for that job too. It may just be the way he handles the process. Which of course is encouraging if true.

Additionally...

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

I rep all Puddy gifs...because I’m not an animal.  

[TexasGolf 4,856]

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Alpha dogs eat at the bowl when they want to.

user photo checks out

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

Gut tells me Meyer would have agreed already - his health is a legit issue for his family, and honestly he's living a great life so he very well might not want to give up those freedoms and risk health.

 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I am very good with this being plan B as long as he has a stud DC

May get some Florida peeps to help push Meyer this way as well to keep us from potentially poaching Mullen. 

[Waterboarder 343]

1 minute ago, Meyer said:

 Do the average faggots

Not a A&M fan. You’ve seen me in longhorn nation commercials on the 50 yard line. 
 

we have been shit and average for 10 years 8-5 to 5-7 that’s our average 

Even the name is a troll...you suck at this, and should feel bad about yourself

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

I rep all Puddy gifs...because I’m not an animal.  

[Texasrocks 2,124]

10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Thus no leaks, unless that weirdo from last night actually knew a male secretary in CDC's office.

Shit. I have missed a lot.

[noshowjones 18]

4 minutes ago, Meyer said:

 Lmfao seee I can make one false statement and we all attack each other like piranhas that’s the state of Texas football. 

If you are truly from Austin, your syntax and verbiage are an indictment against AISD.  Your posts are indicative of someone who has to remind themselves not to be attracted to their sister.  Pure unadulterated verbal diarrhea.

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

I rep all Puddy gifs...because I’m not an animal.  

[dcar00 14,030]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

More Burton

According to a high-ranking University of Texas official, the Longhorns continue to wait for a response from three-time national champion Urban Meyer about the possibility of becoming the next Texas football coach.

Rumors have run rampant, whether it is the potential dollar amount of a contract or who Meyer has met with from Texas, yet the coach has not given a final response to Texas brass as of Friday at 10:30 am.

In the discussions, Meyer has made clear to Texas that money will not be the ultimate deciding factor. Rather, it is primarily about the hard-charging Meyer deciding if he wants to “return to the grind” that made him so successful on the sidelines.

It is also important to note that the courting of Meyer is being handled by Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte and his staff, with the full support and oversight of Texas president Jay Hartzell and Texas board of regents chairman Kevin Eltife. No big money donors are directly in contact with Meyer, instead they are backing the efforts of Del Conte, Hartzell and Eltife.

As for an expected timeline for a response from Meyer, there is some hope it would come not later than Sunday but even that is not a definitive deadline, as the Horns have their sights on Meyer. Meyer will be given the time he needs to make a decision.

I just can't believe that Meyer wouldn't know early on if he really wants to get back in.  If it isn't a quick "yes,as long as I get what I need." when we call then he isn't ready.  I'm sure he knows he can't gut the tOSU staff but could take a couple.  he would know if certain guys would be on board pretty fast.  

It just makes no sense to drag this to the very end with CDC because he doesn't know if he wants to "return to the grind" yet.  If he is getting what he wants from a AD support/organization control standpoint it should already be done, minus the bits the lawyers work through.

 

[ConferenceRoom 6,126]

 

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I rep all Puddy gifs...because I’m not an animal.  

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

4 minutes ago, Meyer said:

 Do the average faggots

Not a A&M fan. You’ve seen me in longhorn nation commercials on the 50 yard line. 
 

we have been shit and average for 10 years 8-5 to 5-7 that’s our average 

Just confirmed an aggy.  Only aggys use that word now

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I am very good with this being plan B as long as he has a stud DC

Its nice that Texas has him 'under consideration' - he's my favorite plan B - but is he actually considering Texas?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,139]

I'm going to go with Urban has been told by the wife to really, really thing about it. Don't make a quick decision and he's really, really thinking about.

And then she's going to tell him to go do it because she can't take anymore of his moping around the house every week talking about how all these other coaches suck.