Urban Meyer or bust

[NTVTXN 1432]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Wash then bang, if that's your only issue. I think she's attractive, but she smokes and drinks a LOT from interviews she's made (when multiple magazine interviewers note her showing up to interviews with burning through cigs and drinks in hand). That's her choice, but kissing an often-drunk ashtray is always a pain in the end, one way or another, from my experiences.

Wait.

She smokes?? Check, please. I’m out.

[MoJames 8241]

Just now, hookem48 said:

98% of people don't understand this because all they care about is it sucks

So much suck in a MST zone

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

I’ve heard that Meyer turned down Texas offer. Is that correct?

I'm sure you did hear that. Sounds like you're on Bucknuts.com.

[Chili dog 1787]

31 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

It’s the weekend; whiskey, whores & “sources”! 

Still feeling good about your early morning proclamation?

[Bevo14 8274]

Just now, hookem48 said:

98% of people don't understand this because all they care about is it sucks

When we're good, I love it.  Don't have to wait around all day for the game.

[Drew 2331]

Still confused...

[stork642 4498]

32 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

It’s the weekend; whiskey, whores & “sources”! 

Username definitely checks out. 

[C-Man 27050]

3 hours ago, dcar00 said:

that smells like complete '9.95ers know nothing bs.'

Well, truthfully most of that is completely free "know nothing BS" from me. The only thing from the humidor was Nahlin saying it wasn't "no" on Monday like Chip said but rather "I need more time." Everything beyond was me trying to read the tea leaves and making suppositions based on info from here, there and everywhere.

[Michael Knight 12892]

8 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

Umm, MK, I think your second example is an adjective, not a verb.

I am in the camp of the misspellings and all lowercase are typical characteristics of the Aggie mentality.

A verb, from the Latin verbum meaning word, is a word (part of speech) that in syntax conveys an action (bring, read, walk, run, learn), an occurrence (happen, become), or a state of being.

Verbification, or verbing is the common linguistic transformation of nouns into verbs. This is usually natural, fine, and practical. I find it much easier, for example,  to instruct someone to Google a word than to “look it up on a search engine.” 

[hookem48 4631]

Ok, Herman's not getting fired in Kansas Saturday and he's not getting fired when the plane lands so Sunday would be the earliest that would happen, right?

[BachelorTrek 2936]

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

Wait.

She smokes?? Check, please. I’m out.

Yep, wish I remembered the name of the first magazine long-form interview where I read that.

[Texasrocks 2124]

19 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Aggie is a noun, like "that guy is an Aggie."

Aggy is a verb, like "that guy is Aggy."

Can't tell if my sarcasm meter is aggy or not.

[utee94 15745]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

98% of people don't understand this because all they care about is it sucks

Yeah it sucks for sure.

I think some people also recall that ABC used to feature the 2:30 game as their national game, and 11 AM was regional.  That was true in the late 90s and early 2000s, but changed probably sometime slightly before Vince Young did his thing.  And the "national" time slot is murky now, with ESPN and ABC able to reverse mirror, but 11 AM still remains their premium daytime slot, and Fox is featuring 11 AM as well.

[Vito Andolini 9103]

14 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Next time I’ll slam your wife’s clam and you can engage in chip chat. Win/win except my wife will be pissed

I’m 14 hours and almost 30 pages behind, so I’m somewhat delirious, and the thought of Prison Mike saying he would “slam your wife’s clam” has made me giddy. 🤣

[Hagbard Celine 10757]

20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Aggie is a noun, like "that guy is an Aggie."

Aggy is a verb, like "that guy is Aggy."

we've been through this before....

there are 2 words in the english language that are simultaneously, adjectives, adverbs, nouns, verbs, singular and plural.

fuck.

and aggy.

[Laxtonto 11930]

16 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The leaks about Mullen are worrisome. Maybe his agent though so who knows.

Get the Mullen rumors in before Meyer signs to get his extension talks moving forward. Never like a big time vacancy go to waste....

[hookem48 4631]

4 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Wait.

She smokes?? Check, please. I’m out.

I hate smokers a much as anyone but let's get real here

[conVINCEd 21468]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Yep, wish I remembered the name of the first magazine long-form interview where I read that.

If you were reading a long-form interview about her in a magazine, she could smoke like the pit room at Franklin and you would still bang her.

[LTtxfan 48967]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is precisely why i give 2 fucks if our cigars roll out fort fucking knox to pay the man.  everyone hates us, they fictionalize and lie their asses off (see: corn, aggy, mizzou), the sycophants in the msm dish it and have for decades, so it's about time we throw our weight around and make the corbys of the world eat a big fat dick.

                                 FUCK YEAH !!! 

[David Dennison 18655]

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

A verb, from the Latin verbum meaning word, is a word (part of speech) that in syntax conveys an action (bring, read, walk, run, learn), an occurrence (happen, become), or a state of being.

Verbification, or verbing is the common linguistic transformation of nouns into verbs. This is usually natural, fine, and practical. I find it much easier, for example,  to instruct someone to Google a word than to “look it up on a search engine.” 

Yeah, but the way you used it in the second sentence was as an adjective.

[Teryor 4422]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Ok, Herman's not getting fired in Kansas Saturday and he's not getting fired when the plane lands so Sunday would be the earliest that would happen, right?

If we lose I would absolutely bet on us firing him Sunday night or it being leaked at the very least

[Hagbard Celine 10757]

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yes, the 11 AM game is the premier slot for both ABC and Fox.  I'm not sure why so many folks don't understand this.

except it's only 11am in the central time zone, and the b1g never kicks off at 11am eastern.  the only marquee game of the calendar year that kicks off at 11am local time is fair park, and that fuckery is just as much disney's fault as it is murdoch's.

[SimonSays 132]

11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Time to get refocused people! Visualization is very important to success.

Damn that's a good shop. Tell me you're a time traveler lol.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I thought the point of "aggy" was that it can refer to an individual, a group, the entirety of them, the school itself, or their hive mindset.

aggy's pronouns are aggy

[BurntOrange&White 39651]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

except it's only 11am in the central time zone, and the b1g never kicks off at 11am eastern.  the only marquee game of the calendar year that kicks off at 11am local time is fair park, and that fuckery is just as much disney's fault as it is murdoch's.

 Ohio St/Michigan is usually 11am as well but that’s not the point. 

[stork642 4498]

I’m hearing there’s a 98% chance that Urban is 50/50 on considering the Texas job.  My source is usually only right 10% of the time.  

That will $9.95 please.  

Edited December 4, 2020 by stork642

[BurntOrange&White 39651]

7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Ok, Herman's not getting fired in Kansas Saturday and he's not getting fired when the plane lands so Sunday would be the earliest that would happen, right?

Why do you say that? 

[wood 11134]

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

I’m hearing there’s a 98% chance that Urban is 50/50 on considering the Texas job.  My source is usually only right 10% of the time.  

Sure, but what % of the time are they right every time?

[Drew 2331]

[Jebus 1300]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, but the way you used it in the second sentence was as an adjective.

Yeah, he really aggied up his example

[Topper13 3201]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Sure, but what % of the time are they right every time?

 

[Hagbard Celine 10757]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 Ohio St/Michigan is usually 11am as well but that’s not the point. 

which is noon eastern, not 11am eastern

[utee94 15745]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

except it's only 11am in the central time zone, and the b1g never kicks off at 11am eastern.  the only marquee game of the calendar year that kicks off at 11am local time is fair park, and that fuckery is just as much disney's fault as it is murdoch's.

Well sure, that's the local time.  The networks don't give a rat's ass about the fans in the stands though.  They like 11 AM Central to broadcast premier games (unless they choose to put them in primetime, of course, but for TX-OU we all know that's not happening).

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 Ohio St/Michigan is usually 11am as well but that’s not the point. 

He's talking about the local time at kickoff, which is noon for them.  But again, networks don't give a rat's ass about the fans in the stands.

Edited December 4, 2020 by utee94

[BachelorTrek 2936]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

If you were reading a long-form interview about her in a magazine, she could smoke like the pit room at Franklin and you would still bang her.

I've sworn off ashtrays. Franklin's BBQ is very tender as hyped about, but the flavoring is off for my taste, and thus Hell-to-the-NO worth standing all day in a line for.
As a native Texan, I'm amazed how many people make a mint selling average to poor-tasting BBQ here to the ignorant transplants & carpetbaggers.

[DFW Horn 6118]

5 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Damn that's a good shop. Tell me you're a time traveler lol.

Poached from @kyleumlang's Twitter. It's a beaut, though. Best I've seen yet.

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

8 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I hate smokers a much as anyone but let's get real here

[hookem48 4631]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why do you say that? 

because CDC isn't going to Lane Kiffen this shit

[dcar00 14035]

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I thought the point of "aggy" was that it can refer to an individual, a group, the entirety of them, the school itself, or their hive mindset.

It's like SPAM. Substitute for anything.

[BachelorTrek 2936]

1 hour ago, Jester said:

Ya.  If that happens it falls to one of the coordinators for a lame duck year.  It won't be Herman either way.

This.

Shitcanned Hermarroid will be Shitcanned.

Edited December 4, 2020 by BachelorTrek

[Hook1997 5287]

My mailman’s, neighbor’s, wife’s, cousin’s, husband who went to OSU said it’s a done deal!  The cake is baked, start printing the CUM Texas shirts!!

[wood 11134]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

start printing the CUM Texas shirts!!

negged

[hobbs 243]

25 minutes ago, GreenGiant said:

Finally caught up and just wanted to say I love you crazy fuckers.

Did we ever figure get consensus on the worst town in Texas? 

Yep, it's Waco.

[IDIOTsavant 8441]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

This.

Shitcanned Hermarroid will be shitcanned.

One might even say the Hermancipation is nigh.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

19 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

When we're good, I love it.  Don't have to wait around all day for the game.

11 am or night games are my favorites during hunting season.

[BurntOrange&White 39651]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

because CDC isn't going to Lane Kiffen this shit

Nobody is saying fire at the airport on the tarmac

. The team will likely be back that evening about 6-7. it’s only a 2 hour flight. 

There could be a late announcement Saturday night or early Sunday morning. 

[BachelorTrek 2936]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

My mailman’s, neighbor’s, wife’s, cousin’s, husband who went to OSU said it’s a done deal!  The cake is baked, start printing the CUM Texas shirts!!

I can see the new T-shirts now! ---
"TUCK FEXAS CUM !!"  LULZ

The "Tuck Fexas" T-shirt was all the rage joke T-shirt in the late 80s on the UT campus. lol

[dcar00 14035]

12 minutes ago, Teryor said:

If we lose I would absolutely bet on us firing him Sunday night or it being leaked at the very least

If he isn't fired sunday it isn't happening until after KU which is a huge problem. 

The monday presser is the deadline.

[Michael Knight 12892]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I understand that point, but Herman is gone. You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.

[Newy25 7638]

I guess I missed the Ohio St board post that now says 100% he isn’t going to take the job. I’m assuming they wouldn’t say that if their sources were not sure for fear of their couches being set on fire by their subscribers. 

[Michael Knight 12892]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

Mine came from a friend who is pretty close to a regent member 

is your friend dbeasy?