Urban Meyer or bust

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Jealous af. The candy paint ribs are fucking out of this world

Have you had Stiles Switch's beef ribs?  They're fucking awesome

[kevwun 15647]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Franklin, is that you? LULZ

Yes, I'm Aaron Franklin.  And you must own a Rudy's franchise.

[ztejas 43264]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I went to two different McDonalds and couldn’t find the McRib. 

There weren't any promos and it wasn't on the menu at the one I went to. But I asked, and they had it. 

[pops 6974]

16 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Wish we could page a plant in Meyer’s inner circle who would tell us if he’s a blimp on the radar.

I'll allow it

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I went to two different McDonalds and couldn’t find the McRib. 

you lucky bastard

[ClubWhatever 12087]

I'm lost

[gmr548 16511]

The University of Florida isn't in Starkville, Mississippi, as far as I know.

I confess I stopped reading after seeing Mullen and new agent.

Mullen was however reportedly negotiating a contract extension in March. Not sure it got signed. Very likely it is in fact posturing for a raise. No reason to go to Texas when you can get a raise at Florida. It’s a clearly better program right now.

[Orange&White 5516]

Is not just a bit strange how quiet Zach Smith has been throughout this?

[Dnaguy 11775]

9 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

no, he said plant.

[Cajun 11675]

5 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

This hits close to home. Because I live like a mile from Pinkerton's.

[BachelorTrek 2936]

7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

no, he said plant.

I used to remember where his house was in South Austin somewhere.

[emp6856 17]

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

I’m hearing there’s a 98% chance that Urban is 50/50 on considering the Texas job.  My source is usually only right 10% of the time.  

That will $9.95 please.  

That reads exactly like a probability test question back in college.

[Bevo14 8274]

Just now, Orange&White said:

Is not just a bit strange how quiet Zach Smith has been throughout this?

Nah he's been posting in this thread regularly

[IDIOTsavant 8445]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

Mullen was however reportedly negotiating a contract extension in March. Not sure it got signed. Very likely it is in fact posturing for a raise. No reason to go to Texas when you can get a raise at Florida. It’s a clearly better program right now.

 

Yep, but I was just giving Dan a hard time for using an old article.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Is not just a bit strange how quiet Zach Smith has been throughout this?

 

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Nah he's been posting in this thread regularly

@PassiveAggressiveCoach

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yes, I'm Aaron Franklin.  And you must own a Rudy's franchise.

You kicked my dog 6 years ago you fuckhead. But thanks for the free lb of brisket as an apology

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

so is anyone fisting their own ass?

[derpyhorndog 2554]

Hey guys, I'm about five pages behind so going to catch up first, but in case it's still potentially relevant, I'm pretty confident I've identified the plane in the photo that carl posted glizzy gladiators in a few days ago...and it's headed to CA. 

[ztejas 43264]

2 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

That reads exactly like a probability test question back in college.

We'd need to know what the 2% odds are to figure it.

[hookem48 4631]

either the McRib got a hell of a lot better (haven't had one since they first came out in the '80s or whenever) or you guys have no taste buds left from too much alcohol

[IDIOTsavant 8445]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

so is anyone fisting their own ass?

Professionally or recreationally?

[tejas60 3527]

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I used to remember where his house was in South Austin somewhere.

I can't think of one, but SOMEBODY has to come up with it.....

[BachelorTrek 2936]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

And use the curtain shots from us. In explaining the lies and subterfuge. The curtain shot heard round the world. What starts here...mofos! Lmao! Love it. 
 

also, Arby’s is chupacabra meat. It is. Mayo on chupacabra meat is just asking for you to be the devil’s chew toy. If you think the last ten years of Texas football was bad...

I never eat Arby's. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Just now, hookem48 said:

either the McRib got a hell of a lot better (haven't had one since they first came out in the '80s or whenever) or you guys have no taste buds left from too much alcohol

[SimonSays 132]

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

[ztejas 43264]

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hey guys, I'm about five pages behind so going to catch up first, but in case it's still potentially relevant, I'm pretty confident I've identified the plane in the photo that carl posted glizzy gladiators in a few days ago...and it's headed to CA. 

It's going going back back to Cali Cali?

[RGBIII 22798]

My top ten barbecue joints in Texas?...glad you asked

1. Franklin- The goat

2. Pinkertons- ribs and he’s a huge horn fan, always on IT

3. Snows BBQ- Worth the wait and gotta meet miss Tootsie

4. Terry Blacks- Brisket and beef ribs and typically no wait

5. Tejas Chocolate- Chile relleno sausage is the best in Texas

6. La barbecue- great brisket

7. Truth BBQ- number three in Houston for me

8. Coopers- always a winner

9. Feges BBQ- you’ve probably never heard of them but they are incredible. My office gets them catered once a week. If you’re in Houston hit them up, rona hurt them bad

10. My house- all of surly is welcome...well mostly all

[RGBIII 22798]

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Have you had Stiles Switch's beef ribs?  They're fucking awesome

I have not but now need to

[Octavian 1025]

Just now, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

Who else has leaked?

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

30 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Whenever we're on vacation I tell my wife that I don't know know if I want to drink all day, but I can't do it if I don't start in the morning. I like to keep my options open.

[kevwun 15647]

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

I can't think of one, but SOMEBODY has to come up with it.....

Robert Plant wrote Hey, Hey What Can I do after briefly dating South Austin's mom.

[ztejas 43264]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

either the McRib got a hell of a lot better (haven't had one since they first came out in the '80s or whenever) or you guys have no taste buds left from too much alcohol

I've always enjoyed a mcrib or two. More so than most of what's on their menu. This one was very acceptable. Fires were on point, too.

[UncleBuck 6445]

I don't give a damn if Mullen's agent is lying or not. If he is lying, and I'm CDC and these big'ns, as soon as I get the "no' from Urb I'm on the phone saying "fuck around and find out, Jimmy.", and putting 7.5M on the table to start. 

[wood 11144]

1 minute ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

OK, random asshole with a 25 hour old account.

[FloridaHorn 4735]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

so is anyone fisting their own ass?

kinda personal question, but hey it's Friday and to each their own, I guess.

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

wait texas targets are leaking?

[936horn 910]

2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

aggy

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My top ten barbecue joints in Texas?...glad you asked

1. Franklin- The goat

2. Pinkertons- ribs and he’s a huge horn fan, always on IT

3. Snows BBQ- Worth the wait and gotta meet miss Tootsie

4. Terry Blacks- Brisket and beef ribs and typically no wait

5. Tejas Chocolate- Chile relleno sausage is the best in Texas

6. La barbecue- great brisket

7. Truth BBQ- number three in Houston for me

8. Coopers- always a winner

9. Feges BBQ- you’ve probably never heard of them but they are incredible. My office gets them catered once a week. If you’re in Houston hit them up, rona hurt them bad

10. My house- all of surly is welcome...well mostly all

There is a new place called Brett’s Backyard BBQ in Rockdale that you should check out. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

My top ten barbecue joints in Texas?...glad you asked

1. Franklin- The goat

2. Pinkertons- ribs and he’s a huge horn fan, always on IT

3. Snows BBQ- Worth the wait and gotta meet miss Tootsie

4. Terry Blacks- Brisket and beef ribs and typically no wait

5. Tejas Chocolate- Chile relleno sausage is the best in Texas

6. La barbecue- great brisket

7. Truth BBQ- number three in Houston for me

8. Coopers- always a winner

9. Feges BBQ- you’ve probably never heard of them but they are incredible. My office gets them catered once a week. If you’re in Houston hit them up, rona hurt them bad

10. My house- all of surly is welcome...well mostly all

It's been years but I always loved the ribs and sausage at Luling City Market in Luling, TX.  I know it's sacrilege but I also like their sauce since it's not like normal BBQ sauce.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I have not but now need to

Yes. It is legit. 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've always enjoyed a mcrib or two. More so than most of what's on their menu. This one was very acceptable. Fires were on point, too.

I always get a McRib because it reminds me of those pork rib sandwiches I used to get served in JR high and high school 

[The Dog 43803]

4 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

Only one was "leaked" and it was speculative. Who are the others?

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

@PassiveAggressiveCoach

Yes, someone page me? 

[hobbs 243]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

There is a new place called Brett’s Backyard BBQ in Rockdale that you should check out. 

Have heard it's really good and will be checking it out.  Have driven by it several times, but it's hard for me to stop when Mueller's is right down the road a bit.

[RGBIII 22798]

7 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hey guys, I'm about five pages behind so going to catch up first, but in case it's still potentially relevant, I'm pretty confident I've identified the plane in the photo that carl posted glizzy gladiators in a few days ago...and it's headed to CA. 

Go on...

[BachelorTrek 2936]

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yes, I'm Aaron Franklin.  And you must own a Rudy's franchise.

I like Rudy's breakfast tacos, but I never thought their BBQ was anything great -- I haven't had it in over a year.  Rudy's used to be known for that super-hot hot sauce they made, but I haven't had any since they stopped advertising it, and that was over a decade ago.

 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

@Caddox is status still the same any changes?

[UncleBuck 6445]

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

It's been years but I always loved the ribs and sausage at Luling City Market in Luling, TX.  I know it's sacrilege but I also like their sauce since it's not like normal BBQ sauce.

Last time I had city market's ribs and sausage I was pretty disappointed. 

Still gotta find a weekday to get up to Franklins.

[South Austin 52144]

4 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

You’re not going to make it through the night.

[westexhorn 2006]

5 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

The fact that more Texas targets are leaking is a bad sign. Hmmmmm.

ya been smelling funny for a while now breh