Urban Meyer or bust

[BurntOrange&White 41857]

Just now, Underdog said:

So we can expect nudes soon?  

 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

13 minutes! and counting.

Damn ask and you shall receive 😳

[LTtxfan 50001]

16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I know BJ quit once during the season already, but do you think he's portaling / opting out? Anyone heard anything?
 

 

Freshman starting at center and safety then...

[Nicole44 22311]

Just now, Underdog said:

So we can expect nudes soon?  

Lmao I have lasted this long on shaggy/surly for the better part of 8 years. No. My brother would kill me. I happen to like having a brother. S86 is that bad or good? Or should I try for another server?

[Hagbard Celine 11241]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m 42 pages behind. Cliffs for the last 20 hours please?

that's not true!  you were around yesterday afternoon.  splitter.

[TexasFan21 1275]

Watch Urban not be on the set today lol. That’d set the world on fire.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Attended that loss to CU in the championship game in Irving, that was a wild game and a total kick in the nuts. Some real excitement pre game as we all watched Tennessee lose which set us up.

At least with the Cotton Bowl beat down to Miami I watched that one poolside in Maui while sipping on a piña colada. The 30 for 30 episode on The U really captured the essence of it.

http://www.espn.com/30for30/film/_/page/the-u

[Sgt Hulk 14435]

54 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

A live look at Hugo accumulating top rep levels on CR

 

Most of those strokes are on his face though 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

14 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Lettuce Spray, 

Urban Meyer who art in LA not Horseshoe Bay, hallowed be they game, they kingdom come, thy will be done on DKR as as it is in Columbus. Give us this day our daily clue as to your intentions. Lead us not to Matt Campbell but deliver us from Herman.

Amen

[LTtxfan 50001]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Doesn’t KSU get a bunch of guys back today?

Yeah, things look good for a big Texas win today. Holy fucking shit. 

Yeah K-State DL intact, and hurt LBs return today.

 

Edited December 5, 2020 by LTtxfan
typo

[Underdog 29182]

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So we can expect nudes soon?  

 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

13 minutes! and counting.

Atta, girl. 

[Hagbard Celine 11241]

15 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

More enchilada talk, craft beer, squids, Paulie Shore, and Nicole has daddy issues.

did we ever get an answer from nicole if she has ever scissored and climaxed while doing so?

[Nicole44 22311]

If he is on the set...white tie? red tie? blue tie? no way he goes with burnt orange. Right? Also, if we could just get him (as I posted yesterday) to just say hi to his kids (since he has a daughter also named Nicole) we would know stuff? lmao.

[Alien Octopus 665]

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Enough god damn Glock Talk.

Hell, I'm already prepping lunch. Early bird and what not.

 

Are we playing Baylor today?

[SydneyCarton 49486]

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's not true!  you were around yesterday afternoon.  splitter.

My first new post was page 310 and 20 hours ago. I’m not overthinking this shit 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So we can expect nudes soon?  

 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

13 minutes! and counting.

Shits about to get real!

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

36 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

well motherfucker, no Fox on Dish network, god damnit

You're welcome

[Tex Pete 21487]

6 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

So it looks like we figured out the squid code for Paulie Shore and Reuters. What are the other ones he has been linking?

Wrong! It says “the late Dinah Shore-ah.”

[Doc Reeves 6434]

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i talked to him last night and this thing needs to wrap soon because he can't skip or just dive in wherever he wants, he's read the entire thing, every fucking post.  the shags had threads that moved as fast as this one, but for hours, not days, and we're on day 8.

 

[BurntOrange&White 41857]

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/WDY618/history/20201205/1640Z/KDZB/KVNY

 

may be something may be nothing 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

12 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

let's get this shitshow going.

 A glock is appropriate for a shitshow

[BrazilHorn 6843]

11 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

let's get this shitshow going.

Crown Vanilla?? Was the liquor store out of Fireball??

You owe it to yourself to drink better. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Get ready. The mood swings that will happen in the thread the next 2 hours will make a seasoned psychiatrist panic. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6307]

11 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

let's get this shitshow going.

I sure hope that vanilla Crown is better than the horrible ass Texas Mesquite Crown I got a few weeks ago.  Though, it may have been worth it for the burnt orange bag.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The OL doesn’t even look like a D-1 unit.

Same as it ever was, then. The mere fact we're having Sam go out there with the matadorian blocker known as Christian Jones "protecting" his blind side is criminal. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

 

Fuck you, Kirk Bowels.

[slim9797 49]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/WDY618/history/20201205/1640Z/KDZB/KVNY

 

may be something may be nothing 

Sources confirming that flight may be legit. 

[TexArcher 39070]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lmao I have lasted this long on shaggy/surly for the better part of 8 years. No. My brother would kill me.

You can PM me the nudes if you want to be discreet.

[slim9797 49]

Sam sighting on the Intro. ITS FUCKING HAPPENING 

[Colonel Sanders 1392]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Oh that game was also a swift kick in the nuts.

Watched that 30-30 and I completely agree it was great. That was really such a different time in the world and in college football.

That punt block attempt at the end was beyond stupid.   Without that penalty we very likely win.  

Plus we drank all our beer pregame and it took over two hours to get out of the parking lot.   Depression without booze is the worst depression. 

[immamac 44343]

All traffic is on the new server web01 right now 

Can you guys and gals let me know if it's performing well?

[JesusSweatDuck 18109]

18 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

[Nicole44 22311]

yellow tie! awesome!

[SydneyCarton 49486]

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Sure... Sure you're not. You've been completely calm and collected throughout this thread.

I mean I meant this specific morning. I’m as torqued up as everyone else. I’m preparing for Herman to not be fired and no announcement to be made and this thread to really lose its mind. 

[cdain3 3454]

.

[BurntOrange&White 41857]

Very neutral look for Urban today. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4909]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

yellow tie! awesome!

Urban to ND!

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

That escalated quickly. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

yellow tie! awesome!

‘COS HE’S A COWARD IF HE DOESN’T TAKE THE JOB

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Urban quiet..  focused. 

[Nicole44 22311]

He keeps staring at us. I feel like this is promising.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

yellow tie! awesome!

He’s going to Oregon....Cristobal to Texas confirmed

[Hollywood 412]

TH looked like dead man walking


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[UTEX_ME 4289]

Urban staring into Tom Herman's soul

[BabaYaga 15624]

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm up at 4:30 every morning, GameDay or not. 

Settle down Jocko. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

yellow tie! awesome!

Yep. A tie knot resembles a rosebud. A yellow rosebud, in this case. UM to Austin confirmed.  

[Dark Horse 2428]

Who dresses these dude, for fuck's sake Quinn

[tx ind 7057]

First shots were Texas then James Franklin....no!

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Brady Quinn dresses like an asshole douche. 

[TexMexBuddha 998]

Texas is not a topic today. Big Noon kickoff team is aligned.

[KYHorn 17614]

 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m 42 pages behind. Cliffs for the last 20 hours please?

Of possible substance? Rampant coordinator, assistant, staff speculation:

Spoiler

9 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Confirming son in law. Does so in other tweets as well. Joker may mean son in law because Shore is a comedian.

Not sure what to make of this. He has quoted Reuters before. Maybe reference to Rutgers. Greg Schiano as DC?

 

 

10 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

 

8 hours ago, Wayne said:

From an old Athletic article on Pantoni:

Five of Pantoni’s former recruiting assistants are now directors of player personnel at FBS programs. That includes Eron Hodges, recently appointed to head up Jeff Brohm’s recruiting efforts at Purdue, which hosts Ohio State on Saturday night. Giglio at South Florida, Derek Chang at Texas, Adam Caltury at Rutgers and Mark Diethorn at Virginia Tech are all part of Pantoni’s tree.

Adam Caltury is now at Pitt

 

7 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

It's funny you mention that, because one thing I've noticed in a few flights this week (that otherwise would have had flight itineraries of interest) is that there are quite a few with stops in Teterboro, NJ airport before heading back down south. One that comes to mind hit Austin, Peachtree, Columbus OH and Teterboro, IIRC. There were one or two others as well. 

To this point I've just been dismissing and closing the tabs for those flights thinking, "New Jersey doesn't have shit to do with this," but maybe you're on to something. Maybe we're poaching a Rutgers coach, and it's not like they have anything to play for / they could give a definitive answer. 

 

7 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Going to give myself a pat on the back for calling Caltury on Monday. 

 

2 hours ago, KYHorn said:

 

He has used lots of Vegas references. Anyone on the Raiders staff he might have a connection to? Or UNLV.

Taver Johnson for DBs? Had that role at Ohio State, now Raiders' assistant DB coach: www.raiders.com/team/coaches-roster/taver-johnsonhttps://www.raiders.com/team/coaches-roster/taver-johnson

 

Otherwise, 

Spoiler

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