Urban Meyer or bust

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Just now, TexMexBuddha said:

Texas is not a topic today. Big Noon kickoff team is aligned.

Yep. Even said we have a "shot" at a big 12 title game lulz. 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Who dresses these dude, for fuck's sake Quinn

Queer eye for the Straight Guy?

[tejas60 3557]

27 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if you have Dish you ain't watching the game

locast.org is free. you just have to kind of restart it every 15 minutes or so when they beg for money.

[Hammerhead 261]

It’s gonna be funny watching everyone pretend nothings going on. 

[tx ind 7057]

Urban flashing the ring

[JesusSweatDuck 18109]

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Damn ask and you shall receive 😳

The timing on those two posts is fucking hilarious

[Nicole44 22311]

Are OSU fans despondent because he didn't put on a red tie? or red and white tie to show his solidarity?

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

29 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if you have Dish you ain't watching the game

YouTube TV has a free 14 day trial. You should get your local channels with it. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1520]

I am aligned with the ignoring the elephant in the room. Good news.

[Nicole44 22311]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The timing on those two posts is fucking hilarious

Unintentional but hilarious. Yes. But if the anticipation of that brings in more posters...lmao

[FloridaHorn 4887]

I was mixing up my Chuys jalapeño ranch sauce and missed the deadline. What page are the nudes on?

Edited December 5, 2020 by FloridaHorn

[BabaYaga 15624]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Are OSU fans despondent because he didn't put on a red tie? or red and white tie to show his solidarity?

Because they live in fucking Ohio....

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

It’s gonna be funny watching everyone pretend nothings going on. 

I hope it is never mentioned and is awkwardly spoke around. That's exactly what should happen if it's happening. 

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Hasn't denied it yet.. good sign

[Tex Pete 21487]

13 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You're welcome

Wait. What’d I miss?
 

Share the link, brother. I also have Dish. 

[ztejas 44228]

Yellow like the yellow ROSE of Texas?

[Nicole44 22311]

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Because they live in fucking Ohio....

Its really cold there. Boo!

Urban still mad about the HCs on the committee.

[jw4381 3249]

11 hours ago, Austx said:

Horns pummel KSU, KU game is cancelled by Monday, Herman is out by Monday night, Urban is in and announces coordinators, Ewers opens up his recruiting, the Brockemeyers start following UT coaches on Twitter, Urban is wearing a UT sweater at a presser by Friday morning.

Book it.

 

This guy’s newsletter, “The Cut of My Jib,” goes on sale Tuesday. 
 

It becomes an all-time best seller after he correctly predicts Sam Ehlinger stays for one more season with Coach Urban Meyer at the helm, moving to the position of H-Back, and winning the Heisman trophy in an undefeated season. 
 

 

Edited December 5, 2020 by jw4381

[mdleast 8521]

What I’m hoping UM is thinking:

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1520]

Hearing Urban talk about football gives me a boner. This guy desperately wants to coach again.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Urban looks like he hasn’t slept in a while.

[ztejas 44228]

3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

YouTube TV has a free 14 day trial. You should get your local channels with it. 

Yall should check out puffer - from our good friends at Stanford

https://puffer.stanford.edu/accounts/login/?next=/player/

Free to sign up

 

[Tex Pete 21487]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

All traffic is on the new server web01 right now 

Can you guys and gals let me know if it's performing well?

Running great for me.

Thanks, Boss!

[OU Sucks 9387]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Are OSU fans despondent because he didn't put on a red tie? or red and white tie to show his solidarity?

How do you go from red to orange....you add yellow....OMG it's happening!

[mdmost 44029]

Urban loves his video tapes. 

[Landomatic 3813]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Wait. What’d I miss?
 

Share the link, brother. I also have Dish. 

https://tv.youtube.com/

And call dish and cancel.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Shannon Sharpe wouldn't even wear that suit. 

[Pam Cummings 9868]

They will not talk about the Texas subject. We are gonna be waiting another week.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

23 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Brother? My wife almost divorced me after that game

 

pffft... 'almost'?

Quitter 

[The Dude 1263]

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

Of possible substance? Rampant coordinator, assistant, staff speculation:

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Otherwise, 

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🍻🥃🌮🚽

🤜👌

 

Tim DeRuyter?

[Mo Horn 8937]

They have to talk about the Texas KSU game, since it's the game right after this show. That's when it'll be interesting. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

[BurntOrange&White 41857]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

They have to talk about the Texas KSU game, since it's the game right after this show. That's when it'll be interesting. 

I feel like it would be normal operating procedures for the show. The game isn’t that good so they won’t devote a ton of time I don’t think. 

[troph 25226]

55 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That was like a decade. You can't throw out a decade. 

when Texas' history was:

63 - Title

69 - Title

70 - Title

77 - Near title

84 - Near title

(am I missing any other first/splaying for first finishes?)

then 1985 - 2020 was a desert. 

The Mack Years seem good, but truthfully it was 2003 - 2009 that was really the exception

2005 - Title

2009 - Near title

So with all due respect to Mack, he was performing at the expected level for 6 years.  6 out of 35 years is an exception.

Edited December 5, 2020 by troph

[Tex Pete 21487]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Urban looks like he hasn’t slept in a while.

He’s undoubtedly been following this thread from Horseshoe Bay. 

[Red Five 41737]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

They have to talk about the Texas KSU game, since it's the game right after this show. That's when it'll be interesting. 

This is gonna be anticlimactic. They will just talk about the game itself and probably won't talk about Herman's future at all. Which is all good for us, IMO.

[Landomatic 3813]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

I don't know...what kind of asshole parents names their kid “Hugo?”  If that's even your real name.

[TexArcher 39070]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

This is gonna be anticlimactic. They will just talk about the game itself and probably won't talk about Herman's future at all. Which is all good for us, IMO.

Yep.  Not even turning on the tv until our game kicks off.

[Dbeasy 15594]

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

Why are you being such a jerk? Seriously. I don’t get it.

[ApocalypseTexas 314]

If they don’t openly discuss the Texas job early on in this show then I think it looks pretty damn good that Urban is on board.

Their lead game today is the the Texas game huge viewership if they don’t discuss the elephant in the room it means they can’t without giving something away.

[DFW Horn 6653]

7 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

This guy’s newsletter, “The Cut of My Jib,” goes on sale Tuesday. 
 

It becomes an all-time best seller after he correctly predicts Sam Ehlinger stays for one more season with Coach Urban Meyer at the helm, moving to the position of H-Back, and winning the Heisman trophy in an undefeated season. 
 

 

Agreed

Love Sam, but I don't think he's got a future in the NFL at QB. Of course, I thought the same about Taysom Hill and Tebow. We know UM is gonna play our best option, whoever it is.

[Nicole44 22311]

How do they handle the UT segment? They have to discuss us because game is on right after.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Please let there be a Urban/Herman pre game interview.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

White ones

 

[smash 58]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

when Texas' history was:

63 - Title

69 - Title

70 - Title

77 - Near title

84 - Near title

(am I missing any other first/splaying for first finishes?)

then 1985 - 2020 was a desert. 

The Mack Years seem good, but truthfully it was 2003 - 2009 that was really the exception

2005 - Title

2009 - Near title

So with all due respect to Mack, he was performing at the expected level for 6 years.  6 out of 35 years is an exception.

Didn’t we win more games in the 00s than any other school? What was your expectation?

[BornAndRaised 12876]

Serious question, is this a shitty move by Herman, it almost seems like he's holding Keontay hostage?
 

Just the way im interpretting it..

[TotallyLegit 3101]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of asshole parents names their kid “Urban?”

Catholics

[Duane Moore 5754]

Just need to get through this show without Urban announcing he has no desire to return to coaching. 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He’s undoubtedly been following this thread from Horseshoe Bay. 

All this travel between time zones, 2 late nights in Vegas, golf, and late night calls to potential assistants is tiring.

[DFW Horn 6653]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

How do they handle the UT segment? They have to discuss us because game is on right after.

They'll discuss UT vs KSU, they just won't discuss an HC job that isn't open yet.