Urban Meyer or bust

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,904]

Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

5 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando is so damn bitter.  Is he an Aggie?

From the sec, but his "best friend" Spencer Tillman is a sooner and they clearly bond over their distain for Texas.

While tongue punching each others assholes. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

Just now, Fug said:

Oh fuck, next segment will be telling

Yep. Why the hell am I nervous all of a sudden

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Oh shit here's the tell tale coming up.. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,686]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

He was too stupid to get in LSU, I think he went to Louisiana Monroe.  

He'll always be a disc jockey...just a bigger platform now.

 

[hookem48 4,843]

fuck Notre Dame, beat Clemson's A team bitches

[SDG 3,336]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Looks like we’re going 1-0 in this coaching search!

And I'm drunk so my pee is championship level.  I hope everyone else is as well.  

[DanTheHorn 5,079]

Finally going to address coaching at Texas and Michigan after the break.

[Nicole44 22,309]

Just now, Fug said:

Oh fuck, next segment will be telling

Now I am nervous. Why the Texas and Michigan fan base need to listen up? They are gonna bitch slap us now. Oh shit.

[ztejas 44,226]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

I've been saying for months and no one will listen. THE GHOST OF BLAIR CHERRY IS GOING TO SCUTTLE THE DEAL.

I'd like to think I'm well versed in Texas football history for someone my age.

I had no idea who Blair Cherry was until this morning. But Herbstreit thinks he's somehow relevant to, anything?

[TheBryMan81 2,633]

Upcoming segment: Wake up call for Texas (and Michigan)

"Why these two fan based need to listen up. Next!"

 

Should be interesting

[JesusSweatDuck 18,100]

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

While tongue punching each others assholes. 

Tell me more...

[Steelers Roll Left 1,296]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Oh shit.... talking about Michigan and Texas next

Exit Urban stage left.  Full zoom in on Leinart’s lilly pie hole

[victory88 5,763]

Just now, Fug said:

Oh fuck, next segment will be telling

Yeah, this would be the segment for him to come out and say he’s not coming back to coaching since it’s the two fanbases rumored to be going after him.  If he stays quiet and they continue to not show him during these segments, he’s coming.  Or he’s about to fuckkng turn us down on national tv...

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Waiting till the end of the show, knowing Texas fans have been tuning in the whole time. Ultimate misdirection coming up? 

[LTtxfan 49,994]

17 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I don't hate Herbie as much as most of y'all but yeah that segment this morning was complete bullshit, as if crazy fan expectations are unique to Texas.  He also kept making the point that UT has "NINE!" regents looking over the coach's shoulder. "Nine!"

If Urban ends up at TEXAS, guess Surly will be thanking the Regents too...  😋

[Nicole44 22,309]

Please don't take our hope away!!!!

[Nivek 17,408]

Hello darkness my old friend....

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

I wish just once these fucking imbeciles would clearly articulate what they think the problem is with coaches at Texas.

Yep. If we were just bitching about conference titles and playoffs, ok fair criticism.

Tom is going to be fired because of failure to dominate schools like Baylor, tcu, and iowa state. If Herbie thinks his precious buckeyes would allow a coach to continually struggle with rutgers and illinois and not get fired...

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

If he turns us down on national TV 

[TreatyOak 17,362]

[SDG 3,336]

Job description..

[Nicole44 22,309]

OH god. please don't do it.

[Michael Knight 13,217]

Another awkward moment for Urban

[ztejas 44,226]

Did anyone else find it strange that ND's all time wins leader, Rockne, has just 105 wins?

For comparison - Dabo is up to 138 at Clemson already. 

[ClubWhatever 12,295]

prepare your anus(es)

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, ztejas said:

I'd like to think I'm well versed in Texas football history for someone my age.

I had no idea who Blair Cherry was until this morning. But Herbstreit thinks he's somehow relevant to, anything?

You were around last month for the election right?  Same half-truths, deception and slight-of-hand. Same purpose- support your purely emotional argument with talking point “facts.”

[Michael Knight 13,217]

Just now, ztejas said:

Did anyone else find it strange that ND's all time wins leader, Rockne, has just 105 wins?

For comparison - Dabo is up to 138 at Clemson already. 

Lot fewer games back then

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

TV the problem.. interesting take

[alphahorn 1,637]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

When Urban ends up at TEXAS, guess Surly will be thanking the Regents too...  😋

Fixed it from my airplane seat on my way to Austin 

[SDG 3,336]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Did anyone else find it strange that ND's all time wins leader, Rockne, has just 105 wins?

For comparison - Dabo is up to 138 at Clemson already. 

Don't they play more games now?  

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Holy crap!  Brady's jacket is the same as the couch in Urban's hotel room!

[futureman 22,695]

did y’all hear him say the fanbase was fucking crazy?  he’s talking about everyone in this thread but me.  I don’t blame him for not wanting to deal with you dipshits.  and he won’t. 

[Nivek 17,408]

fuck Notre Dame, beat Clemson's A team bitches

What was ND supposed to do? Lose the game or take their own QB out? Maybe HL should have quarantined himself and stayed healthy.

[alphahorn 1,637]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Another awkward moment for Urban

No coach has coached more than 11 seasons at ND

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

8 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Wait...are you saying Tim Brando is a loudmouthed, blustering little bitch who loves to talk shit but folds up like a lawn chair and hides when anyone confronts him?

It's almost like he's a sooner fan.

 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

TV the problem.. interesting take

He’s right for the wrong reasons. 

[Etexhorn13 3,094]

They were all laughing/looking at Urban before this segment started 

[jofus 2,269]

These guys are all giggles in between segments

[SDG 3,336]

Just now, futureman said:

did y’all hear him say the fanbase was fucking crazy?  he’s talking about everyone in this thread but me.  I don’t blame him for not wanting to deal with you dipshits.  and he won’t. 

Shouldn't you be shopping for lube?  

[Octavian 1,025]

Our man Urban bobbing and weaving like Mike Tyson out here

[StruggleBus 3,922]

Y’all need a hobby

[TheBryMan81 2,633]

"The heat is on high in Texas" -host

"There are a few elite programs where the fans have lost their mind. Their expectations are high. But I tell the players, Hey, you didn't have to come to this school, you didn't have to come to Ohio State, so don't be surprised if we get hammered when we don't play well. I tell my coaches the same thing" -Urban

Interesting take compared to what Herbie said on ESPN

Edited December 5, 2020 by TheBryMan81

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

27 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

Urban kicked ass that segment. Fox will indeed miss him. 

That segment was pretty much a commercial for playing under Urban

[Mo Horn 8,937]

There's not an Urban Meyer out there? 

[BornAndRaised 12,875]

"theres not at urban meyer out there" as Urban is all smiles.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

That was a shit eating grin on Urbans face if I've ever seen one. After Brady said there's not an UM out there

[BayouBill 835]

This feels like a veiled goodbye/tribute to Urban

[SDG 3,336]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Y’all need a hobby

Tracking flights and evaluating curtains is our hobby.   

[Nicole44 22,309]

Topic is serious though. No shit. Urban laughing again about popping the hood.

[cdain3 3,454]

Hes not coming