Urban Meyer or bust

[Agent 13 319]

Has anybody ever seen Futureman and Tim Brando at the same time? Food for thought. 

[Michael Knight 13217]

Mentions weight coach and recruiting guy being important and how he'd been with him since Florida

Edited December 5, 2020 by Michael Knight

[MirrOlure 15271]

Lots of Pete Carrol talk this morning. Coincidence?

[TexMexBuddha 998]

Y’all need a hobby

We do Surl. What is yours?

[Nicole44 22309]

He is killing me. I can't read all this shit. I am not a psychologist.

[tx ind 7057]

Urban totally listing out everything he needs and lines up with all the shit on here the last week.

[stork642 4511]

Damn.  This Fox show is fascinating to watch.  

[Pam Cummings 9868]

I mean, he's not wrong. This fan base is crazy. We literally have a guy that's gonna fist himself to get Urban here.

[BurntOrange&White 41846]

That segment went perfect for us. 

[hobbs 250]

Hes not coming

Ya think? I actually feel pretty good after watching that.

[JesusSweatDuck 18100]

Oh it's fucking happening

[Sgt Hulk 14427]

Pete Carrol to texas?

[ztejas 44226]

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Lot fewer games back then

 

3 minutes ago, SDG said:

Don't they play more games now?  

105 is still a very low number even accounting for that - especially for a program like ND. Texas has 2 coaches over 150 - Akers won 86. Oklahoma has FOUR guys with over 120 wins.

[Zepol87 9341]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

There's not an Urban Meyer out there? 

Yea heard that while Urban was smiling next to him. 

[Harvdog 2417]

Urban just said he needs infrastructure like Alabama.

1.  Weight guy

2.  Recruiting coordinator 

sounds like he just made his case

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1707]

Oh fuck.  Calling out his guys to come with. 

[Wayne 623]

Was Rob Stone teary eyed?

[LTtxfan 49994]

18 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Urban Meyer literally putting on a coaching clinic and preview of who he his for Texas fans. 
 

It's called "Great Recruiting" 🤘

[BurntOrange&White 41846]

Just now, stork642 said:

Damn.  This Fox show is fascinating to watch.  

You’ve never watched Big Noon? It’s far superior to college game day. 

[Mileslong 4809]

Does Urban usually wear his big gigantic championship ring(s) on the show? 

Username checks out

[hookem48 4843]

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What was ND supposed to do? Lose the game or take their own QB out? Maybe HL should have quarantined himself and stayed healthy.

I said beat their A team which they'll get a chance to do. I have no idea what you're babbling about

[cdain3 3454]

Hes not coming

Just kidding motherfuckers

[TheBryMan81 2633]

"When you look under the hood of these elite programs, the Ohio State, the Alabama, the infrastructure is amazing"

First two things he mentions as infrastructure? "The recruiting guy and the strength guy"

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

There's not an Urban Meyer out there? 

Maybe Matt knows something. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6596]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I mean, he's not wrong. This fan base is crazy. We literally have a guy that's gonna fist himself to get Urban here.

That's not crazy.  That's just a Tuesday in Futureman's house.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Interesting he stressed the weight coach and rumor was that's the one we got for sure from OSU. 

[TheBryMan81 2633]

"When you look under the hood of these elite programs, the Ohio State, the Alabama, the infrastructure is amazing"

First two things he mentions as infrastructure? "The recruiting guy and the strength guy"

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Klatt with the quote of the day

[936horn 942]

Urban lost it when they asked what the job description is at UT/Mich

He’s in. 

[freyguy 4368]

This is killing me

[crash_davis 23469]

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Urban totally listing out everything he needs and lines up with all the shit on here the last week.

goes back to the news last night that Urb's strength and conditioning guy is coming with him to Texas. coincidence? fuck NO.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

I still don’t think Meyer goes back into coaching, but that honestly felt like a structured farewell segment for him. 

[TexMexBuddha 998]

Was Rob Stone teary eyed?

He laughed, but shit got toned down after that.

[Nicole44 22309]

What do @closetojumping and @Dbeasy think about this? Lots of teasing laughing and no comments and lots of fucking awkward during the UT segment.

I personally think he is saying for us to temper our expectations a bit when he shows up. Maybe? Fuck.

[JNip 132]

Can someone just post video of the shenanigans? Can’t watch my soccer team and Fox at the same time! 

[ClubWhatever 12295]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Klatt with the quote of the day

Which was...

[Hank Chinaski 6352]

7 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If Herbie thinks his precious buckeyes would allow a coach to continually struggle with rutgers and illinois and not get fired...

 

[TexasMan 11450]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I mean, he's not wrong. This fan base is crazy. We literally have a guy that's gonna fist himself to get Urban here.

If Futureman's butthole integrity is on the line, then by God that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1707]

Atta boy Rob.  

[USNALonghorn 5173]

He's going to tease the fuck out of us until announcement time, isn't he?

[MrBig 5626]

Shelley is currently “traveling” which means she’s in Austin picking out her new house.

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1296]

Blank check for strength and conditioning coach.  Want us to knock down the soccer stadium and convert the lot into a state-of-the-art weight room?  Done.  Anything else sir?

[futureman 22695]

1 minute ago, JNip said:

Can someone just post video of the shenanigans? Can’t watch my soccer team and Fox at the same time! 

soccer’s for losers, guy. 

[Vito Andolini 9446]

I haven’t heard anything yet that would preclude him from taking on such a job.

They found a clever way to address the Herman hot seat by including Michigan... and then speaking in generalities. Brilliant move to avoid the LITERAL noise about Urban Meyer that anyone who follows college football has to be aware of.

Remember when Sherlock Holmes solved the case because the dogs didn't bark?

No barking today, and I take that as a promising sign. It doesn’t mean he will take the job, but he had a golden opportunity to decline interest, and he didn’t take it.

Edited December 5, 2020 by Vito Andolini

[stork642 4511]

4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Hes not coming

This will be Brando and Herbstreet when Urban is announced the next coach at Texas.  

[tx ind 7057]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Which was...

talking about Reggie's and Brady's jackets

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

He's going to tease the fuck out of us until announcement time, isn't he?

Yeah, it'd be so easy for him to just say there's a lot of rumors out there...

[Nicole44 22309]

Just wait until half time at our game. This crew (Leinart, Reggie, Quinn and URBAN) stays until the end of the first game. Dear God. Fucking awkward.

[victory88 5763]

He’s coming guys.  Enjoy this weekend.  Let these fucks get their shots in right now.  When Texas is on top, it’s hard to get any recruits out of the state.  
 

We talk about being the Jones’s.  Looks like Del Conte understands.  With our new facilities and about to lock up a generational coach, we’re about to fuck shit up...

[ztejas 44226]

2 minutes ago, JNip said:

Can someone just post video of the shenanigans? Can’t watch my soccer team and Fox at the same time! 

No one is making you watch or be a fan of Real Madrid.