Urban Meyer or bust

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

fuck these announcvers /obligatory

[jofus 2,269]

Shelley is such a tease

[Hate 20,247]

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

DKR hated Texas so much he lived in Austin for the rest of his life and was an ambassador for the school until the day he died.  He has a fucking T ring memorial between his and Edith's burnt orange headstones.  Herbstreit can fist himself.

Clearly this man hated the University of Texas.

I don't watch Gameday anymore and haven't for years, mostly because of Herbstreit.  Can someone sum up what he said? 

[Message Board User 12,405]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That guy may be an actual midget.

Kind of like Quentin Griffin.  

*ducks*

[victory88 5,764]

I already like Shelley better than Michelle.  

[JesusSweatDuck 18,109]

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nah this is the “last game” of our regular season. The rescheduled game is a wash IMO. 

They're going to play it though. $3.5M of TV money on the line

[conVINCEd 21,477]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If you need to borrow a charger just ask.

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Bijan is a beast.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,109]

Where have all these quick RPOs been all year. Fuck Tom Herman

[RollLeft 5,090]

35 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Fuck glocks!

Bringing the tomahawk back!

Edited December 5, 2020 by RollLeft

[dcar00 14,958]

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

ohio state has 15 trustees

https://trustees.osu.edu/university-board/board

FUCK YOU HERBSTREIT YOU HYPOCRITICAL FULL aggy DOUCHEBAG

yes but they all report to the Head Football Coach at tOSU.

[taybo20 3,035]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Where have all these quick RPOs been all year. Fuck Tom Herman

Clearly mike calling the game with no Herman input today

[Mileslong 4,810]

She's busy at my house. 

Username checks out...

[BrazilHorn 6,843]

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

ohio state has 15 trustees

https://trustees.osu.edu/university-board/board

FUCK YOU HERBSTREIT YOU HYPOCRITICAL FULL aggy DOUCHEBAG

The "Herman has people looking over his shoulder" trope is so fucking stupid. He is making like $6M a year, he should expect some oversight.

Just such a lazy take. Another lazy take will be when Texas beats KSU and people try and equate this to some fucking reason for keeping Herman in the seat.

I can hear Herbie's whiny little fuck face now "Now Texas is talking about firing a coach who won a game, they're never happy"

He is such a partisan little fucknut.

 

[cdain3 3,454]

Shelley is such a tease

.

[Pancho 46,303]

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

I don't watch Gameday anymore and haven't for years, mostly because of Herbstreit.  Can someone sum up what he said? 

Texas’ history doesn’t align with its fans expectations (national championship wise, said 1 NC in 45 years)

too many people meddle for the coach to be successful including the regents (I don’t know about that)

 

thats really it

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

There was always a possibility that nothing happens until the season is over. The postponement of the Kansas game could make it go another week. 

Waiting another week puts the change 2-3 days before the new early signing day. Without the COVID delayed games Herman would have been fired last week.

[DanTheHorn 5,079]

15 minutes ago, kevwun said:

DKR hated Texas so much he lived in Austin for the rest of his life and was an ambassador for the school until the day he died.  He has a fucking T ring memorial between his and Edith's burnt orange headstones.  Herbstreit can fist himself.

Clearly this man hated the University of Texas.

You must tweet this at all media haters this morning or give others permission to use your material.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,983]

Texas’ history doesn’t align with its fans expectations (national championship wise, said 1 NC in 45 years)
too many people meddle for the coach to be successful including the regents (I don’t know about that)
 
thats really it

Gonna leave out the part where he said he wears mittens to sleep?

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

This game is the exact reason fuck face should be fired. We look awesome.  How is this the same team that lays eggs against far inferior talent?  That's all coaching. 

[dcar00 14,958]

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Bijan is a beast.

should have been starting from day one. Ingram getting 1st string reps for 5 games was stupid.  

[tejas60 3,557]

aggy misses chip shot fg. 7-3 aggy

[LTtxfan 50,001]

19 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I think he will.  He’ll probably have a co-DC situation.

 

Transition would be better if Ash stays.  Plus immediately gets better Intel on the current roster for Urban...

[dcar00 14,958]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This game is the exact reason fuck face should be fired. We look awesome.  How is this the same team that lays eggs against far inferior talent?  That's all coaching. 

KSU is bad.  ISU beat them 45-0.  we are going to give up 20 to them.

[Mo Horn 8,937]

Just now, dcar00 said:

should have been starting from day one. Ingram getting 1st string reps for 5 games was stupid.  

So was him only getting 6 touches last week, after running wild in the 1st quarter.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,109]

Thompson is an upgrade over Sterns

[jw4381 3,249]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Thompson is an upgrade over Sterns

Absolutely.

 

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This game is the exact reason fuck face should be fired. We look awesome.  How is this the same team that lays eggs against far inferior talent?  That's all coaching. 

and the "opt outs" subbed with new blood are killing it. Herman ruins players. GTFO douchenozzle Herman

[BornAndRaised 12,876]

@KYHorn

thanks for the info brother

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Shaping up to be one of Tom's specialties: an easy march downfield to open, followed by a haphazard effort that ends up 45-42. Maybe we hold on, maybe we don't. We're so far ahead of KSU in talent that I wouldn't be shocked to lose in OT. 

[dcar00 14,958]

If it wasn't for the unknown of the QB, with Urban I can easily see this team going 12-2 or 11-3.

[victory88 5,764]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Thompson is an upgrade over Sterns

That tackle he made in the open field was more physical and sound than any tackle sterns made the last two year, just throwing himself to the ground.

Is there any doubt Sterns played with half effort looking to avoid contact so he doesn’t get injured.  I saw himself throwing himself to the ground to tackle more times than I can count.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

DKR hated Texas so much he lived in Austin for the rest of his life and was an ambassador for the school until the day he died.  He has a fucking T ring memorial between his and Edith's burnt orange headstones.  Herbstreit can fist himself.

Clearly this man hated the University of Texas.

 

Fuck. Im saddened by the fact i know with all certainty my tombstone wont be 1% at cool at that....

[Hagbard Celine 11,241]

1 hour ago, Octavian said:

Lol Brando is a moron. I had Hartzell as a professor twice and he was my thesis advisor for a class. That man doesn’t give a rats ass about control, he just wants to be the best. I remember before he took over McCombs he wanted it to be better than Penn and completely turned the Honors program upside down to do it. I have no doubt he would do whatever it takes to bring Texas football back to the top.

no matter how the urbs situation resolves, brando has earned himself a banner for his next trip to dkr

[kevwun 16,438]

The coffee  mug is great.  I've been using mine at work since I got it last Christmas.  Nice to come back to warm coffee if I have to leave my desk for awhile.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

This game is the exact reason fuck face should be fired. We look awesome.  How is this the same team that lays eggs against far inferior talent?  That's all coaching. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,904]

8 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This game is the exact reason fuck face should be fired. We look awesome.  How is this the same team that lays eggs against far inferior talent?  That's all coaching. 

Exactly what I was thinking. So mensa was half assing it and NOW is gonna coach? Fuck that guy 

[WinningIsHard 4,171]

Seems like some of these guys are might be playing as an audition to Urban. That’s what makes me feel better about us finally playing offense anyway. 

[kevwun 16,438]

You can't underestimate how bad Kstate is.  We are running it up their ass with a decimated oline.

[Rip76 5,022]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The coffee  mug is great.  I've been using mine at work since I got it last Christmas.  Nice to come back to warm coffee if I have to leave my desk for awhile.

It won’t fit in a car cup holder though, correct?

[RollLeft 5,090]

BIJAN the Beast

[BurntOrange&White 41,857]

Klatt bumbling through a comment from Gus about coaching change and number one target being a fox member. Completely avoided the question. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,109]

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Exactly what I was thinking. So mensa was half assing it and NOW is gonna coach? Fuck that guy 

Or he wasn't involved at all and this is all Yurcich and Ash

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Talking up Tom Herman only makes a commentator look like an idiot. 

[Wishbone 4,958]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Klatt bumbling through a comment from Gus about coaching change and number one target being a fox member. Completely avoided the question. 

Well he specifically said “our own Urban Meyer”.

[bigcigar 1,224]

This offense is so confusing. Did we already hire urban?

[C-Man 27,779]

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This game is the exact reason fuck face should be fired. We look awesome.  How is this the same team that lays eggs against far inferior talent?  That's all coaching. 

Yep.

Bijan is going to rush for 1500 yards for Urban next year.

[kevwun 16,438]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

It won’t fit in a car cup holder though, correct?

Yeah, it doesn't fit in any of our vehicles.  You would have to have a big ass cupholder with a cutout for the handle.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Just now, bigcigar said:

This offense is so confusing. Did we already hire urban?

No we're just playing a shit team thats more depleted than we are

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

I've never seen a KSU team lie down like this. But I still expect them to make a game of it somehow, because TH.