Urban Meyer or bust

[ousux 5,586]

Klatt bumbling through a comment from Gus about coaching change and number one target being a fox member. Completely avoided the question. 

Shit, must have been in the kitchen and missed that part..

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

20 minutes ago, austintx said:

We doing browser photos now??

I'd rep this more than once if I could for that Easter egg

[Laxtonto 11,927]

Just now, Cody2422 said:

Just got a chuckle to myself thinking of what the wives of posters on this thread must be thinking when their husband pulls out a few guns from the arsenal, puts them next to their computer along with their drink of choice and the longhorn game is on.  Mine would be trying to talk me off the ledge...or maybe not

Mine would be checking the insurance policy and what the payout is

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s not an unknown.  if we get urban jaquinden wins a minimum of two national titles.  minimum. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,566]

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/WDY618/history/20201205/1640Z/KDZB/KVNY

 

DZB > Van Nuys en route

 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/GJE3105/history/20201205/1730Z/KVNY/KAUS

 

Van Nuys > ABIA, scheduled to take off 5 min ago  keep an eye on this if it keeps getting pushed back  

 

 

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

I want Watson to get some run today. Literally. 

[ConferenceRoom 6,123]

Just got a chuckle to myself thinking of what the wives of posters on this thread must be thinking when their husband pulls out a few guns from the arsenal, puts them next to their computer along with their drink of choice and the longhorn game is on.  Mine would be trying to talk me off the ledge...or maybe not

Mine said, “I feel protected and safe. My god you’re handsome, why don’t you sit down over there and let’s get you taken care of.”

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

Why would you say such a silly thin like that?

 

Damn! Seeing all of these photos has me itching to buy a gun again. Haven’t had one in the house for years (one that operates anyway). I have a German Luger from WWII that my grandfather took off a dead German soldier but no way that thing fires anymore. Cool to look at though. Still in original leather holster.

[ballrific 215]

How much do we trust Trey Elling?  I thought CDC traveled to all away games. Brian Jones seemed like he had an idea on their show but I could have been overly optimistic

[Newy25 7,638]

The game against Kansas next week is still on. I don’t think Herman is getting fired tomorrow. This is still a week away I think. 

[plutonium0587 6]

Just got a chuckle to myself thinking of what the wives of posters on this thread must be thinking when their husband pulls out a few guns from the arsenal, puts them next to their computer along with their drink of choice and the longhorn game is on.  Mine would be trying to talk me off the ledge...or maybe not

You’re assuming there are wives.


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[C-Man 27,029]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Plane hasn't left yet. Departure time keeps getting pushed. 

He won't be on that plane for several reasons. IF he's taken the job the news has not gotten out for a reason. If he "disappears" from the set, all hell breaks loose. Herman is STILL the Longhorn HC like it or not for the rest of this game. After the clock hits double zeroes, all bets are off for sure. But we won't see anything obvious until after the game ends. So just sit back and enjoy as Herman shoots his dick off one final time.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Yeah, you mad...

Was that your goal?  You know trolling isn’t a new thing, right?  
 

I’m slightly perturbed that my Pluckers order is taking too long. Other than that I’m peachy. 

Edited December 5, 2020 by LarryMoeSurly

[Duane Moore 5,236]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

The game against Kansas next week is still on. I don’t think Herman is getting fired tomorrow. This is still a week away I think. 

We can’t do this for another week

[Yev Kassem 1,026]

🐢

[Laxtonto 11,927]

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 

Mine said, “I feel protected and safe. My god you’re handsome, why don’t you sit down over there and let’s get you taken care of.”

Your single arent you...

[victory88 5,654]

I want them wrap Whittington in bubble wrap and sign him up to year long membership to a yoga gym and gift him to Meyer.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

Damn! Seeing all of these photos has me itching to buy a gun again. Haven’t had one in the house for years (one that operates anyway). I have a German Luger from WWII that my grandfather took off a dead German soldier but no way that thing fires anymore. Cool to look at though. Still in original leather holster.

If that luger was cleaned you could take it into a gunsmith and would have it operational in short order. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,437]

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 

Mine said, “I feel protected and safe. My god you’re handsome, why don’t you sit down over there and let’s get you taken care of.”

 

Which gun would she pick?

[jw4381 3,063]

hermano back to calling plays

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Just now, LarryMoeSurly said:

Was that you’re goal?  You know trolling isn’t a new thing, right?  
 

I’m slightly perturbed that my Pluckers order is taking too long. Other than that I’m peachy. 

lol

you remember you postulated i had a little dick, right?

but im the troll

[futureman 22,414]

6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Sounds like you’re coming around on Urban. Better start coming around on that promise of yours.

you haven’t been paying attention.  I was openly lobbying for urban when 90% of the board was calling him a slimy piece of shit who was beneath the standard at texas. I’ve always wanted him. and now, when it isn’t going to happen, everyone does. this board is full of cowards and hypocrites. 

[Orange&White 5,516]

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Was that your goal?  You know trolling isn’t a new thing, right?  
 

I’m slightly perturbed that my Pluckers order is taking too long. Other than that I’m peachy. 

Oh..hey, Ketch. BTW..fuck you.

[Newy25 7,638]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

We can’t do this for another week

I think you need to get prepared for the fact that if we win, Herman might not get fired tomorrow. We still have another game left.  

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The game against Kansas next week is still on. I don’t think Herman is getting fired tomorrow. This is still a week away I think. 

Your got takes on chili dogs and hamburgers make me know you know what you talk about. 🤣

[Boogaloo 268]

Would be epic if the half time show starts and Urbans chair is slowly spinning empty with a Stetson hanging off it 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

lol

you remember you postulated i had a little dick, right?

but im the troll

Good to see we are handling the pressure all well. 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

3 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Damn! Seeing all of these photos has me itching to buy a gun again. Haven’t had one in the house for years (one that operates anyway). I have a German Luger from WWII that my grandfather took off a dead German soldier but no way that thing fires anymore. Cool to look at though. Still in original leather holster.

Bought a new FN 5-7 today.  From Carrolls in Wharton.  Also ordered two new ARs.  Buying the shit that might get banned.  ARs are for my kids.  Also buying some cans.  Want to make sure they can always have them.  

[deech 2,251]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The game against Kansas next week is still on. I don’t think Herman is getting fired tomorrow. This is still a week away I think. 

This is exactly what Surly needs.

[Duane Moore 5,236]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I think you need to get prepared for the fact that if we win, Herman might not get fired tomorrow. We still have another game left.  

You’re just rationalizing so you don’t have to eat a McRib. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

He's in the studio still

[Orange&White 5,516]

No way Herman makes it to next week. 
 

[futureman 22,414]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's in the studio still

nope. they’re green-screening him from the plane. keep tracking flights!  god this place is embarrassing. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Good to see we are handling the pressure all well. 

 

What??????

 

Im 'peachy'

lol

[Michael Knight 12,878]

Urban talking up Sam

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Urban talking up Sam

saw the twinkle in his eye

[Telegraph_it 3,353]

1 minute ago, deech said:

This is exactly what Surly needs.

Gives us time to talk about the OG 4loko and its effect on our lives. 

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Urban talking up Sam

I caught that

[BurntOrange&White 39,566]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I think you need to get prepared for the fact that if we win, Herman might not get fired tomorrow. We still have another game left.  

Better get to jogging so you get your calories in vs calories out 

[RollLeft 5,039]

No way Urb let's Sam leave if he comes.

[Newy25 7,638]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

You’re just rationalizing so you don’t have to eat a McRib. 

I’m just saying the odds of Texas firing a coach after a win with one game left are really low. I’m mentally ready for where this thread will go. Which I can only assume will be the darkest corner of the Internet. 

[Orange&White 5,516]

So if that plane departs 30 minutes after halftime, we know what’s up, right?

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

nope. they’re green-screening him from the plane. keep tracking flights!  god this place is embarrassing. 

You should quit then.  Why be associated with it? 

[FloridaHorn 4,735]

I think Herman can be fired tonight, regardless of the outcome. Offset language in Herman’s means it’s in the University’s best interest that Herman is a head coach next year. No better time than after a game like this to cut him loose

[victory88 5,654]

If cdc drags this to next week knowing early signing day is around the corner, then he needs to be shown the fucking door.  His job is to make sure the program is has every opportunity to improve every day with the right people in charge.  Meyer will need every day possible to try to convince some of these guys not to sign early like Donovan Jackson, Jojo Earle, etc.

[Wulaw Horn 18,968]

Yeah- that was interesting to see. Called him a warrior, praises him 3 times and smiled with a twinkle in his eye. Maybe he just appreciates Sam for who he is but if you were looking for signs that’s about as good as it gets. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,342]

Come get some bitches.....

 

[tx ind 6,997]

lol, they make a joke about an elephant in in the zoo/room and all look at Urban and say they should cut the camera from him before they make jokes

[ztejas 43,262]

20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

IT thinks Ossai comes back next year...that would be incredible

I sort of called that but I was mostly kidding.

I'm not sure how I'd feel on him returning. 

[Laxtonto 11,927]

Urban letting it be known he wants Sam to come back...