Urban Meyer or bust

[Knoxtnhorn 5,929]

10 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

Just got a chuckle to myself thinking of what the wives of posters on this thread must be thinking when their husband pulls out a few guns from the arsenal, puts them next to their computer along with their drink of choice and the longhorn game is on.  Mine would be trying to talk me off the ledge...or maybe not

Mine would def bitch.

[troph 24,560]

Awkward, silent, awkward, silent, complimentary of sam. 
 

he’s ours.

[Bushwood 16]

Usually changed the channel during halftime so I don't know what Urban Meyer is like usually, but he's definitely not acting along with others. Holding back laughing and smiling.

 

We might have bag him.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

 Brady says elephant in the zoo and they start ribbing Meyer about the camera being on him. What is going on? 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,499]

More jokes. Brady Quinn going out of his way to say Elephant as in the Elephant in the room. Urban just smirks

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

So if that plane departs 30 minutes after halftime, we know what’s up, right?

I didn't notice. The flight time changed? 

[Izhmash 558]

[Reynolds Woodcock 4,658]

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

lol, they make a joke about an elephant in in the zoo/room and all look at Urban and say they should cut the camera from him before they make jokes

Is that what the elephant in the zoo comment was? Pretty funny reactions

[C-Man 27,029]

7 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

We can’t do this for another week

This isn't that hard. It ain't rocket surgery. If Urban is the guy, Herman is done tonight or tomorrow. If he stays on through Kansas, we don't have a replacement ready.

[Newy25 7,638]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Better get to jogging so you get your calories in vs calories out 

Look, I hope I’m wrong. But nothing in the recent history of our school suggests we would fire a coach after a win. I will gladly eat that McRib tomorrow or next week or whenever it happens. 

[CooterBrown 17,901]

More jokes. Brady Quinn going out of his way to say Elephant as in the Elephant in the room. Urban just smirks

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

Fuck Urban...we hire him I’m out

It’s funny how these people always come back when the team starts winning


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[Rip76 4,912]

1 minute ago, Izhmash said:

I will never not laugh at this.  

[Mo Horn 8,807]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I didn't notice. The flight time changed? 

 It keeps getting pushed

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Come get some bitches.....

 

Is that the new model? 

[Underdog 28,443]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Come get some bitches.....

 

Wut?  We're allowed to have these?   Let me introduce you to someone in need of a good tazing...

23 hours ago, deadshank said:

The final item count according to the check out screen was 58.  
 

Shits?  Not given. 

 

[CenTex Hill Billy 146]

I’d rather lose ever game than have that piece of shit at Texas 

Behold, an adult with the temperament of a child.


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[C-Man 27,029]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Brady says elephant in the zoo and they start ribbing Meyer about the camera being on him. What is going on? 

 

2 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

More jokes. Brady Quinn going out of his way to say Elephant as in the Elephant in the room. Urban just smirks

Holy fuck. That's it right?

[Dewey 3,280]

Its clear he wants to get back to HSB , he looks disinterested. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Mine would def bitch.

Mine would be that's weird. It isn't Tuesday. 

[Gatorubet 30,083]

My wife had a coworker visit from Germany. We took her to dinner and she brought up guns, wanted to know if we had any. I told her we have 6 for every person in the house, which is only 2 of us. She was shocked and appauled at how many guns I have. I was ready to drop her ass off at her hotel. Not because of her feelings on guns, but beacuse she was ass ugly.

German? Tell her I have 19 guns for everyone in the house.

You can also tell her one of them is a gun my dad took off a recently deceased German in 1945 near Remagen. So no take-backs!

[troph 24,560]

yep urban was super fucking awkward on Texas halftime part.  He's a longhorn, book it.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

aggy down 17-14

[BurntOrange&White 39,566]

Brady makes a joke about “he’s playing like an elephant in a zoo” in regards to deuce Vaughn and Meyer laughs they they go on about having to catch Meyers face at some of these jokes. 
 

someone said “trust me no one knows”

[C-Man 27,029]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Look, I hope I’m wrong. But nothing in the recent history of our school suggests we would fire a coach after a win. I will gladly eat that McRib tomorrow or next week or whenever it happens. 

We've never had a HOF, three-time national champ coach teed up to take the job this close to Early Signing Day before. I 100% believe Herman is done after the game win-or-lose IF IF IF IF Urban is going to be his replacement.

[cdain3 3,454]

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[troph 24,560]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 It keeps getting pushed

what's the flight schedule?  I lost track of the flightaware saga.

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

They got that promo for next week showing all 5 guys off the screen as quick as they possibly could. 

[troph 24,560]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

aggy down 17-14

the universe is moving back into proper alignment.   #noCR

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Look, I hope I’m wrong. But nothing in the recent history of our school suggests we would fire a coach after a win. I will gladly eat that McRib tomorrow or next week or whenever it happens. 

With the delayed season extending further into the recruiting period than ever before, history may not be your guide on this one even if that is what the history would say.  I have no idea when ‘what’ will happen.  But the vibe I’m getting from reporters is the decision to move on from Herman has already been made and it’s just a matter of when and for whom.

Edited December 5, 2020 by Steelers Roll Left

[plutonium0587 6]

Brady makes a joke about “he’s playing like an elephant in a zoo” in regards to deuce Vaughn and Meyer laughs they they go on about having to catch Meyers face at some of these jokes. 
 
someone said “trust me no one knows”

Brady said no one knows after someone said what goes on in Brady’s head.


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[Knoxtnhorn 5,929]

Yes, the whiskey is cheap.  But it's actually pretty good for the price.

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

Holy fuck. This would be such a big letdown if it doesn't pan out...

 

My 2010s Texas fan anxiety is kicking in. 

Edited December 5, 2020 by USNALonghorn
Der

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Yeah- that was interesting to see. Called him a warrior, praises him 3 times and smiled with a twinkle in his eye. Maybe he just appreciates Sam for who he is but if you were looking for signs that’s about as good as it gets. 

Dildo, bold move cotton. NTAWWT

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This isn't that hard. It ain't rocket surgery. If Urban is the guy, Herman is done tonight or tomorrow. If he stays on through Kansas, we don't have a replacement ready.

That's facts. Straight up truth. Makes me want to create a hash tag.  #facts

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,342]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

aggy down 17-14

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

aggy down 17-14

And ump got hit in the head by a KM pass

[jofus 2,265]

I’m just saying the odds of Texas firing a coach after a win with one game left are really low. I’m mentally ready for where this thread will go. Which I can only assume will be the darkest corner of the Internet. 

Fire him today once we’re 100% knocked out of CCG contention.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

7 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Come get some bitches.....

 

Now we just need @Nicole44 to post a pic of her dildo on her laptop to go full circle

[smash 58]

Man...next week they are IN Columbus for Big Noon.  You think Urban really wants to miss that?  I could see this going another week.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

1 minute ago, troph said:

what's the flight schedule?  I lost track of the flightaware saga.

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/GJE3105-1607149038-dlad-7477627

Van Nuys to Austin

[Gatorubet 30,083]

yep urban was super fucking awkward on Texas halftime part.  He's a longhorn, book it.

Urban Pro Tip: listen to what he says and the opposite is likely true.

And your recruiting is about to go nuts if he is your new guy. Damn, is he insanely good at it.

[futureman 22,414]

8 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You should quit then.  Why be associated with it? 

because I want to laugh in your dumb fucking face. 

[Newy25 7,638]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

With the delayed season extending further into the recruiting period than ever before, history may not be your guide on this one even if that is what the history would say.  I have no idea when ‘what’ will happen.  But the vibe I’m getting from reporters is the decision to move on from Herman has already been made and it’s just a matter of when and for whom.

I agree totally the decision has been made. I’m just speculating on the when. If nothing happens by Monday, I’m not freaking out. 

[936horn 910]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/GJE3105-1607149038-dlad-7477627

Van Nuys to Austin

Looks like it just took off

[Horn Dog 9,670]

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Brady says elephant in the zoo and they start ribbing Meyer about the camera being on him. What is going on? 

Fuck.  Urban to Alabama confirmed.

[Telegraph_it 3,353]

Just now, 936horn said:

Looks like it just took off

Wow Urban is fast. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1,790]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/GJE3105-1607149038-dlad-7477627

Van Nuys to Austin

It just took off?

[Wishbone 4,731]

Is there a clock Urban keeps looking at whenever the discussion turns to Texas?

[thepop 4,409]