Urban Meyer or bust

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I talked to a former ESPN producer who seems to think the FOX crew’s behavior today was pretty telling that Urban is happening 

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Just now, Highestwonderlic'r said:

Get over yourself, I went to the university and am a life long fan.

“the university”

sure you did aggy

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4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

How often do college programs go chasing so publicly after a coach? I don't remember seeing anything like that in my espn news app except Texas with Herman and Texas with Saban. 3 times in 7 years. There's probably something rotten in the culture that this keeps happening and something that should be fixed. Just my opinion in it

this one really hasn't been that public.  mainstream media is only just now picking it up.  going after UM though would be assumed by any team of Texas' stature given he's available.

Edited December 5, 2020 by troph

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2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

How often do college programs go chasing so publicly after a coach? I don't remember seeing anything like that in my espn news app except Texas with Herman and Texas with Saban. 3 times in 7 years. There's probably something rotten in the culture that this keeps happening and something that should be fixed. Just my opinion in it

Yea, except we are the problem. Us and the Chip Browns of the world.

[UncleBuck 6,444]

Gunna be a BS call here. QB slides and pulls the rug as the defender goes to make tackle.

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3 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

How often do college programs go chasing so publicly after a coach? I don't remember seeing anything like that in my espn news app except Texas with Herman and Texas with Saban. 3 times in 7 years. There's probably something rotten in the culture that this keeps happening and something that should be fixed. Just my opinion in it

lulz

You know that apps track your favorite teams, right? Whether you tell ESPN directly or just go to more Texas stories. I mean we just saw this with A&M. 

Edited December 5, 2020 by Huckleberry

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1 minute ago, Landomatic said:

I talked to a former ESPN producer who seems to think the FOX crew’s behavior today was pretty telling that Urban is happening 

the elephant in the zoo joke wasn't even that big of a deal I don't know that was anything to do with UM to Texas.  UM was just reserved, quiet and awkward.  he didn't join the banter, he stayed way out of it.  didn't smile, just sat their frozen until it was time to talk about Sam.  Then he went into recruiting mode.

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12 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Jesus fucking christ people keep it together for 24 more hours.

How do you keep something together when it already shit itself and is drunk on cheap vodka

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5 minutes ago, troph said:

he's not usually that awkward and his ride home is on the way.  he's a horn.

Yep. He is dialed in. I was just womansplaining (lol) for those who clearly don't watch the fox program.

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1 minute ago, 936horn said:

“the university”

sure you did aggy

let me capitalize that for you Ms. Crabapple. It was not intentional.

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1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

You’re right, but this is a unique situation. If Urban gives them the nod today, tonight, or tomorrow, then I see Tom being immediately out. Tom is only on the sideline today because Urban didn’t give them an answer in enough time last week. Waiting another week when Urban is in the bag isn’t smart with the early signing period approaching fast. Send the Urb Signal to these ‘croots ASAP.
Or I’m just wrong.

As I type this, Bijan goes off. He’d be back up today if Keaontay was “available.”

You might be right and maybe I’m letting history influence my view too much. I don’t think though for Urban he has to decide by Sunday/Monday or else either since there is another game. 

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20 hours ago, vtaenz said:

Regardless, fuck Clay Travis.

Triggered?

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2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Gunna be a BS call here. QB slides and pulls the rug as the defender goes to make tackle.

Tackle with your head, get ejected.  Easy.  Good thing he also injured Ojomo.

[ousux 5,586]

IT thinks Ossai comes back next year...that would be incredible

*cues up Fox Mulders poster that I can't be arsed to search for*

I'm not really a Belieber though, can't allow myself to even entertain the thought.

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8 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

 

I have a p38 my grandfather took off a German tank crew. I grew up shooting it. Barrel is toast and it won’t hit the broad side of a barn but it fires just fine.

 

No worries, then. Barns rarely do home invasions. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

I sincerely hope some of you have found some food. Eat something damnit.

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1 minute ago, Highestwonderlic'r said:

let me capitalize that for you Ms. Crabapple. It was not intentional.

Has nothing to do with capitalization. Longhorns don't call it "the university."

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4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

You’re right, but this is a unique situation. If Urban gives them the nod today, tonight, or tomorrow, then I see Tom being immediately out. Tom is only on the sideline today because Urban didn’t give them an answer in enough time last week. Waiting another week when Urban is in the bag isn’t smart with the early signing period approaching fast. Send the Urb Signal to these ‘croots ASAP.
Or I’m just wrong.

As I type this, Bijan goes off. He’d be back up today if Keaontay was “available.”

I agree with you except that I think Texas prefers end of season firing and the hope is this is the last game.  I could be wrong and UM needed the whole week but my hunch is he's been a yes and done for a few days. and all parties agreed to wait until after this game.  could be wrong obvsly. 

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1 minute ago, Highestwonderlic'r said:

let me capitalize that for you Ms. Crabapple. It was not intentional.

Your username is even a shot at Vince. You're a fucking aggy and will negged to Bolivia shortly

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz

You know that apps track your favorite teams, right? Whether you tell ESPN directly or just go to more Texas stories. I mean we just saw this with A&M. 

Texas isn't one of my favorite teams on there. I don't have any college sports at all just NFL, boxing, and european football. 

The news headlines shows whatever the big news of the day is deemed to be. I'll see stuff about women's college basketball if something big happens there or baseball or nba which I would never watch. 

Edited December 5, 2020 by Wanker Bob

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6 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

How often do college programs go chasing so publicly after a coach? I don't remember seeing anything like that in my espn news app except Texas with Herman and Texas with Saban. 3 times in 7 years. There's probably something rotten in the culture that this keeps happening and something that should be fixed. Just my opinion in it

 

Tom Herman is the coach of the Texas football team. He will continue to be the coach of the Texas football team until Texas says differently.

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

I sincerely hope some of you have found some food. Eat something damnit.

McRib on its way

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

I sincerely hope some of you have found some food. Eat something damnit.

you're not the boss of me.

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

You might be right and maybe I’m letting history influence my view too much. I don’t think though for Urban he has to decide by Sunday/Monday or else either since there is another game. 

History says Mackovic was fired after a win and only a year removed from winning back to back conference championships. A meaningless win today isn’t stopping any of this if Meyer has agreed to come. 

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4 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

I talked to a former ESPN producer who seems to think the FOX crew’s behavior today was pretty telling that Urban is happening 

I think Urban acting like he's isolated in a soundproof enclosure is pretty telling that Urban is happening.

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5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

You’re right, but this is a unique situation. If Urban gives them the nod today, tonight, or tomorrow, then I see Tom being immediately out. Tom is only on the sideline today because Urban didn’t give them an answer in enough time last week. Waiting another week when Urban is in the bag isn’t smart with the early signing period approaching fast. Send the Urb Signal to these ‘croots ASAP.
Or I’m just wrong.

As I type this, Bijan goes off. He’d be back up today if Keaontay was “available.”

I agree with this

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I’m just going to start automatically negging newbies.

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I sincerely hope some of you have found some food. Eat something damnit.

Shouldn’t you be making us a sammich?

Edited December 5, 2020 by FloridaHorn

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

*cues up Fox Mulders poster that I can't be arsed to search for*

I'm not really a Belieber though, can't allow myself to even entertain the thought.

If Ossai and Sam come back, Texas has an outside shot at the playoffs with UM and some OL portal guys.

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Urban has already decided, Tom is out tonight Urban in tomorrow

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

Urban has already decided, Tom is out tonight Urban in tomorrow

yep, could be Sunday-Monday though.

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

Urban has already decided, Tom is out tonight Urban in tomorrow

I think Tom out tomorrow urban announced tomorrow afternoon ish. Urban meets with team Monday and press conference Monday 

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Tackle with your head, get ejected.  Easy.  Good thing he also injured Ojomo.

No, it’s dumb. Heads tend to lean forward when you’re going for a tackle, especially when you’re going low. The head will always lead. It’s physics. No one leads with their dick.

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Just now, troph said:

If Ossai and Sam come back, Texas has an outside shot at the playoffs with UM and some OL portal guys.

Scotty and Kirk aren't walking through that rock archway thing brah.

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep. He is dialed in. I was just womansplaining (lol) for those who clearly don't watch the fox program.

with ya.

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I'm going to miss Jamison

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

the elephant in the zoo joke wasn't even that big of a deal I don't know that was anything to do with UM to Texas.  UM was just reserved, quiet and awkward.  he didn't join the banter, he stayed way out of it.  didn't smile, just sat their frozen until it was time to talk about Sam.  Then he went into recruiting mode.

How could it not be? They were talking about an RB that's like 5.6. You don't use that analogy unless you intend to. What was even more funny were all the comments after about the camera being focused on Meyer and that they should just keep a camera trained on him

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1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Shouldn’t you be making us a sammich?

White, wheat, rye? Crust on or off? Condiments? Meat? that will be 9.95.

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm going to miss Jamison

is he gone?

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8 minutes ago, Highestwonderlic'r said:

Get over yourself, I went to the University and am a life long fan. Urban Meyer is a winner and those that decry morality are full of it.

Your team is currently losing to completely derail your dream season. Shouldn’t you be watching that instead of trying to be cute on a Longhorn board?

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3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Your username is even a shot at Vince. You're a fucking aggy and will negged to Bolivia shortly

Wrong! 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

White, wheat, rye? Crust on or off? Condiments? Meat? that will be 9.95.

forget 995, I'd want half their shit.

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7 minutes ago, Highestwonderlic'r said:

Get over yourself, I went to the University and am a life long fan. 

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God, Urban is going to turn Bijan into Zeke or better isn’t he...

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2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

No, it’s dumb. Heads tend to lean forward when you’re going for a tackle, especially when you’re going low. The head will always lead. It’s physics. No one leads with their dick.

Dude has his head down and led with crown. 

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19 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

want one good 2020 weeekend to end this shitshow of a year

we beat KSU, aggy loses, Tom fired, Urban hired.  Grand slam.

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49 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Plane hasn't left yet. Departure time keeps getting pushed. 

 

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Just now, RGBIII said:

God, Urban is going to turn Bijan into Zeke or better isn’t he...

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

White, wheat, rye? Crust on or off? Condiments? Meat? that will be 9.95.

no condiments. raw dog.

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

is he gone?

No, just saying. He's so much fucking fun on returns