Urban Meyer or bust

[hookem17 485]

Just now, Underdog said:

X, 1, X

Laurie can get it

[troph 25099]

Just now, Underdog said:

X, 1, X

But we could call UM Mr Wonderful...

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

10 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I think that’s the only thing missing from this thread.

Well, someone teased us with a 13 min countdown to nudes but alas nothing. That's just wrong. 

[Rimbo 26859]

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Should I hit refresh?........or take a shower?  Fuck it.  No more showers until this saga is complete.  Just F5 and musk for the masses......

[UTEX_ME 4257]

united flight arrived at the gate 5 mins ago

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and slice

Don't forget weight vs. volume

[BachelorTrek 3271]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

RIP Jerry Doyle

[Gut Wagon 8214]

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

so you are the night crew replacement for the day crew?

That would be us. Or we, for the pedantic. 

[El Squared 1838]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm pretty pumped at the political direction El Squared and co are trying to take this thread. I was just thinking to myself that there aren't enough political debated on surly.

I apologize for the CR gravitational force, I wasn't able to resist it adequately. My mistake. And yes, I do not want Cal as our model, for the Athletic Dept or School, but it might be too late to hope for anything else.

[TexasEx 1697]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If urban is hired this changes 

Seems a more pleasant counterpart to futureman’s proposition. 

[Dilligas 677]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

I tried to find it on YouTube I suck at this though. 

Just YouTube google, it’s not that hard

[wood 11747]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Wood?

You rang?

[derpyhorndog 2702]

8 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Nobody gonna post that reaction then?

Here you go.

https://streamable.com/fgup83

[Underdog 29107]

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

After doxxing myself, I better get some fucking nudes!!! 

[closetohumping 17784]

[Underdog 29107]

5 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Laurie can get it

Lori too. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18050]

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Just YouTube google, it’s not that hard

That was a great dig by Klatt

[HenryJames 67128]

2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

I apologize for the CR gravitational force, I wasn't able to resist it adequately. My mistake. And yes, I do not want Cal as our model, for the Athletic Dept or School, but it might be too late to hope for anything else.

We’re remodeling the football stadium, building a new basketball arena, and trying to hire Urban Meyer as our football coach.

To be more like Cal. 

[Wishbone 4924]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and slice

That is how to do it. I use a digital thermal probe in the middle of the thickest part of the flat. When that sucker hits 203 is when the magic happens. Then it comes off to be wrapped and rested in a cooler for a couple hours.

[troph 25099]

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go.

https://streamable.com/fgup83

This is it. It’s better than I remember. He really is shocked, twice. Almost jumps out of his seat. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18050]

3 minutes ago, wood said:

You rang?

Usually you knock on wood. Just sayin'

[CHIEF 5203]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

You really don’t understand how executive level private searches work. Let me put it this way. Hundreds of times every day high profile searches are conducted in the background without reaching public visibility, including and especially sports coaches.

You don’t have to put a deadline on Meyer. You work out most/all of the issues well in advance of the public pressure stage. CDC did it perfectly for women’s basketball, etc. He just didn’t for Meyer. And I like CDC. I’m just saying they screwed up the process timing if he isn’t coming.

CDC made a promise to Tom Herman, if you win the Big XII, you are more than likely retained. I would be much more concerned if CDC wasn't a "man of his word". It was not until the Iowa State loss that the chances of reaching the CCG went to 1%. Hell, until Oklahoma beats Baylor, there still is a remote possibility. This thing has only kicked into high gear this week. Why would you spend so much time in negotiations with a GOAT like Urban, only to have Tom Herman squirrel his way into, and winning a conference championship. DO you think Urban would appreciate that the next time Tom failed after you wasted so much of his time the last round?

Before Iowa State: 

CDC/BMD: Coach Meyer, TH needs to make the conference championship and win it to remain coach at UT. That's a tall task, would you have interest in coaching again, possibly at The University of Texas?

UM: Possibly. Hit me up when you think he isn't gonna make it.

After Iowa State:

It's on like Donkey Kong and basically happens in one week.

I think Urban Meyer is mature enough, patient enough, and respects CDC enough to have the courtesy to keep promises to his head football coach.  Who knows, he might even see that as a net positive and a reason to coach here. More important than money is trust that your AD has your back and keeps his promises even when those promises are not in his own self interest.

CHIEF

[El Squared 1838]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and slice

Thanks- so to clarify, lump charcoal or post oak chunk/limbs or both?

Ceramic or steel smoker? 

What temp was the stall?

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go.

https://streamable.com/fgup83

OK, that definitely threw him for a curve. He wasn't sure I think if he was getting another Texas coaching joke I think. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[Rimbo 26859]

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go.

https://streamable.com/fgup83

i think urban's mind was somewhere else when he was asked

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Jesus welcome to the fucking game Brian Davis. You only showed up with 1:30 left in the 4th 

[Richter 2373]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

After doxxing myself, I better get some fucking nudes!!! 

Don’t worry man, I’ve got you covered

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

Here you go.
https://streamable.com/fgup83

WOW. Thanks for posting. That was uncomfortable in a good way (that's what she said).

[Rimbo 26859]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

"Nothing will happen unless something happens"

[El Squared 1838]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We’re remodeling the football stadium, building a new basketball arena, and trying to hire Urban Meyer as our football coach.

To be more like Cal. 

Funded by UT Admin, alone???

Edited December 6, 2020 by El Squared

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Words. He knows nothing. Moron literally just said nothing is happening unless something happens. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[RollLeft 5088]

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

FOX would love UM helping bring some more relevance to the Big12 that they are shelling out millions on.

lets hope they dont hire that cocksucker stoops to take his place on set

[troph 25099]

FOX BROADCAST- ANOTHER SLIP...

Brandon said stoops was auditioning for meyer’s job with the OU intro.  Spence chuckled. 

fox is leaking more than the titanic right now.

come on Coach get on the plane!!!

Edited December 6, 2020 by troph

[JesusSweatDuck 18050]

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

Don’t worry man, I’ve got you covered

oh no

Sent from my SM-G981U1 using Tapatalk

[Junior Bonner 6544]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

[FloridaHorn 4867]

Just now, Junior Bonner said:

Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

Another week of this and both TH and myself will be fired.

[dcbc 14643]

1 hour ago, troph said:

I don’t think you fire the coach in college either way until he gets home.  

I could have sworn Manny Diaz didn't make it on the plane after BYU in 2013.

[Vertigo 20469]

22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

well shit... beats watching @futureman fist himself

 

[Jersey Man10 3748]

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

[JesusSweatDuck 18050]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

He and Shelley have been stressing over the decision

[troph 25099]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

I don’t usually call people names but I might agree with you here. Sorry.

[BachelorTrek 3271]

Just now, dcbc said:

I could have sworn Manny _iaz didn't make it on the plane after BYU in 2013.

FIFY --- Manny _iaz (No "D")

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Only thing we might hear late tonight is a leak TH is fired and that won't be until after ou wins to officially knock us out of Big12 championship. That's the cover CDC needs before it happens. 

[TexEx15 17914]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

Fans stressed about Urban coaching Texas.

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

So there's this coach named urban and a school called ohio state...

Nevermind, I think you'd better just let this one go.

[Rimbo 26859]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

 

 

[closetohumping 17784]

4 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

Agree.  But maybe that turns up the urban heat.  I think it may take another week

[Wishbone 4924]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He and Shelley have been stressing over the decision

And fan base.