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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Troph and her partner apparently dig man on man porn; I’ll take their word on it.

I mean, I'm into seeing girls, and girls on girls, but that doesn't mean I want to see a girl fist her own asshole. Not the same thing.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Maybe doesn't need to do it, but wants to?  Maybe IT is setting up the smoke screen for Urban.  He could've told the world he's not coaching next year but he didn't.  

Shit would leak out all over the place if he did that. Our BMDs would brag. There is no way. 

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6 minutes ago, troph said:

Current open question - is Meyer on the plane. Fundamental intel assignment - who does the fox late shift?? If Meyer isn’t on set at halftime look the fuck out. 
 

hook em mother fuckers if he’s not on set WE BACK!!

But would he have had enough time to get from studio to airport?

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She was in Siesta Key per daughter's instagram

 

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

She's in Siesta Key. 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

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19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Agreed but always good to have an estimate. I smoke to 203 but usually paper. The pepper gets me all the bark I need

Pretty much exactly how I smoke a brisket. Salt and pepper only.  Plenty of pepper. Smoke for a couple hours then wrap in paper for the remainder. Keep a couple small bowls of water in the smoker also.  Usually smoke to 198 or so.  Last time I went over 200 and “over time” by a couple hours of seemed dryer then it should have been. That stall was a son of a bitch also. 
mustard? Mayo? On. Brisket? Fuck out of here with that shit. Lol. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Everyone in this thread worried about where Urban. Has anyone stopped to ask how Urban?

I'll do you one better. Why is Urban?

I feel dirty posting that but it had to be done.

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In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

This at least deserves a titty pic, right? 

Fuck yeah...  Love Brokers and feeding mayo to tuna...  LFG! 

I hope you fixed the doxxing of yourself. Maybe I will just send my sexy shots to the mods on the board and they can doll them out to those signing up to be a tree fiddy member? Thoughts? lmao.

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

Email communications. Highly doubtful. He'd just be with Urban. 

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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

No but a regent lives in the area and could send his plane to go get him when he's done this evening

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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

Can anyone find urbans current agent?

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1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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Lol why would you expect a straight forward answer from that? 

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3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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Is Urban still there or does he have a plane to catch? ; )
 
 
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He is still here. I think he likes it here!

Actually a good troll reply by Mike. Lol

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In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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