Urban Meyer or bust

[TotallyLegit 3,052]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Grande is spanish for Big.  Big Meal.  initialized B.M.  Red McCombs initials are B.M.

its done.

Checks out. Also, "meal" is Spanish for "meal", according to Google Translate.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Grande is spanish for Big.  Big Meal.  initialized B.M.  Red McCombs initials are B.M.

its done.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,177]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Then she should be able to get the scoop. Lol.

Oh she'll scoop it alright lol

[Nicole44 22,057]

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Grande is spanish for Big.  Big Meal.  initialized B.M.  Red McCombs initials are B.M.

its done.

Well so much for that. Lol. Good job. Was hoping it might lead to an hour’s worth of speculation instead of slapdick fights with @Randolph Duke or @Wanker Bob or @WhatTheBuck but whatevers. This is fine too. I accept it. U win! 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

Grande is spanish for Big.  Big Meal.  initialized B.M.  Red McCombs initials are B.M.
its done.

He also wrote a book called "Big" Red so he's not shy to the nickname

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[dcar00 14,153]

I would love to hear Red tell the Houston and Dallas guys  "I am done with you numskulls monkey fucking each other, SA is going to take care of this".    "Merlene,  where is my pen?"

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

So Urban is getting F250s now?

[Nivek 16,922]

Grande is spanish for Big.  Big Meal.  initialized B.M.  Red McCombs initials are B.M.
its done.

Rojo Grande! (/Love and a .45)

[Nicole44 22,057]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

So Urban is getting F250s now?

I’d settle For that new hummer and a membership at UT golf club. And a house on the lake. This would work for me. I like to fish. I could buy a boat with the incentives in my contract. Lol. 

[Lenny Hornridge 47]

I was driving through Ohio last week and stopped at a truck stop just East of Columbus to get some good diner food.  So, after I'm done eating and ready to get on the road, I go to the bathroom to take a shit and as I'm wiping my ass, I notice some graffiti on the wall that said "FOR A GOOD TIME BE HERE AT 8:50 PM ON XX DATE --BUCKEYE BASS."  I realize that  it's 8:48 on XX date.  I furiously try to get my ass wiped before Buckeye Bass shows up to rape me, but before I can, the stall door gets kicked open and before me stands the most hideous tOSU t-shirt alum you can imagine.  He looks at me and say, "Boy, Urban is in the final negotiating stage with Texas" and turns and walks away.

 

Take it for what it's worth, but that's what I heard.  

[TotallyLegit 3,052]

"...and he’s not ordering off the value meal."

Red McCombs is paying top dollar...for CUM?

[dcar00 14,153]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

So Urban is getting F250s now?

he gets a 450, assistants get 350's, players 250's

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

No, Meyer is not the better option

[El Diablo 4,232]

Randolph Duke, AKA "El Nino (Spanish for el nino)", said that there would be no major changes until next TV deal got done or something like that. Has he weighed in on the Grande? 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I’d settle For that new hummer and a membership at UT golf club. And a house on the lake. This would work for me. I like to fish. I could buy a boat with the incentives in my contract. Lol. 

 

[futureman 22,444]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

All I’m going to say is just wait for the next loss. 

and this is why we will scrape out ugly victories in all of our remaining games and herman will be extended. 

[pops 6,980]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

All I’m going to say is just wait for the next loss. 

Same as the old loss?

[WinningIsHard 4,027]

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

and this is why we will scrape out ugly victories in all of our remaining games and herman will be extended. 

Here’s to hoping that this post does not age well. 

[BornAndRaised 12,281]

Cross post from the Fire Tom Herman Thread

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[pearlandhorn 3,269]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Cross post from the Fire Tom Herman Thread
 

 

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[futureman 22,444]

that’s ridiculous.  if we win out herman isn’t going anywhere. 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

 

Edited November 3, 2020 by Sir Ulrich
Credit to Uncle Buck

[CycleTex87 2,966]

There’s some Sensei level trolling going on here.  Folks are eating it up. FFS. 

[Nicole44 22,057]

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Cross post from the Fire Tom Herman Thread
 

 

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[RGBIII 22,838]

Y’all are making me hungry

[WinningIsHard 4,027]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s ridiculous.  if we win out herman isn’t going anywhere. 

If we win out and keep herman then we aren’t flipping the Brocks which you’ve said will happ....ahh fuck me. Nm 

[jinx 2,635]

15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Cross post from the Fire Tom Herman Thread
 

 

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I mean the buyout only drops because we paid him for the season right?   He is getting everything in his contract regardless of when we fire him.  RapGame may have lost me with that tweet.  

[D_Goose 489]

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

I would love to hear Red tell the Houston and Dallas guys  "I am done with you numskulls monkey fucking each other, SA is going to take care of this".    "Merlene,  where is my pen?"

[Rip76 4,924]

15 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

There’s some Sensei level trolling going on here.  Folks are eating it up. FFS. 

Totally 

[Newy25 7,668]

31 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Who the fuck is this? A real source or a fake insider like cujo or LotusHorn? 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

Who the fuck is this? A real source or a fake insider like cujo or LotusHorn? 

Posted about Ewers before it happened, so seemed possibly legit.

Posted some more cryptic shit that seemed to hint towards Urban for a few days following.

Now has probably overplayed his hand and seems most likely a troll who just guessed on Ewers based on the smoke that was already out there.

[Mikey4 2,476]

Posted about Ewers before it happened, so seemed possibly legit.

Posted some more cryptic shit that seemed to hint towards Urban for a few days following.

Now has probably overplayed his hand and seems most likely a troll who just guessed on Ewers based on the smoke that was already out there.

What a genuine take.

[Mikey4 2,476]

Oh shit. It's officially official (as far as Larry is concerned). Still waiting for squid to confirm.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Oh shit. It's officially official (as far as Larry is concerned). Still waiting for squid to confirm.
 

 

[Dbeasy 15,042]

Who is this guy and why is everyone listening to him? He seems like a nobody.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Who is this guy and why is everyone listening to him? He seems like a nobody.

What else are we going to do?

[Gene Parmesan 4,002]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is this guy and why is everyone listening to him? He seems like a nobody.

[jinx 2,635]

13 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Oh shit. It's officially official (as far as Larry is concerned). Still waiting for squid to confirm.
 

 

Confirmed

[TexasRenegade 2,435]

He called one of CDCs hires before it was official as well I believe.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

Who is this guy and why is everyone listening to him? He seems like a nobody.

We have got squat diddly from pay sites for the last few days so Larry fills the CUM sized hole in our lives.

[Nicole44 22,057]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is this guy and why is everyone listening to him? He seems like a nobody.

We have got squat diddly from pay sites for the last few days so Larry fills the CUM sized hole in our lives.

That’s like so disrespectful to @South Austin mom man. Sheesh! Lol.

[TexasToast 728]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is this guy and why is everyone listening to him? He seems like a nobody.

He's able to see the future and has many skills, such as

 

[Bigjohns97 125]

Dude is an OU troll

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 minute ago, Bigjohns97 said:

Dude is an OU troll

[Bigjohns97 125]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

This RapGameLarry dude

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

Dude is an OU troll

He certainly seems like he could be a troll, where are you getting ou?

[Bigjohns97 125]

Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

8 minutes ago, Bigjohns97 said:

Dude is an OU troll

He certainly seems like he could be a troll, where are you getting ou?

 

[westexhorn 2,013]

2 minutes ago, Bigjohns97 said:

 

seems like the cat is outta bag now

[Blackcat00 759]

Troll for sure. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

 

I do think he's probably a troll, but disagree on the ou part. I read that thread differently.


If he's an ou troll, it's a long job. He has pro Texas stuff in his feed going back to August.

Troll seems likely, but nothing in his past posting suggests anything other than a Texas fan.

The whole thing is bizarre.