Urban Meyer or bust

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

I don't know who's asshole I'm more scared for, yours or futureman's

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Gerry H says this is the first time all season that Sunday practice has been canceled. 

[SimonSays 132]

Feels like something is about to drop in the next hour or 2. I say this as a huge skeptic...

[Horn Dogg 4277]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is out of town, so I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Don’t worry. I took good care of her for you.

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

Glad I took a screenshot. Here is an example of the account. 

it was nothing but post like this  

 

[ClubWhatever 12276]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry H says this is the first time all season that Sunday practice has been canceled. 

TexasSurrender05

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

coated cast iron.  professional.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Herman simp account

We pretty sure about that? 

[Skipper 6406]

23 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

We're subbing in new players at multiple positions, including some pretty vital ones.

Doesn't it make sense that we'd want to get these guys as many reps as possible during a game week?

I've never been to a Herman Sunday practice so I can't say for certain what they do.  But I would bet a large sum it's generally more film of prior game and walk through. These guys aren't going out and hitting each other the day after a game.   Tues/Weds are universally the big "rep" and game plan install days. 

[RGBIII 23009]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

Reminded me of one of my favorite tweets ever 

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

like men's bball matters?

Far more than than women’s. 

[Gil Bang 26174]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

The shart thread had been getting a bit stale.

[Mole 4338]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

Wut?

[RGBIII 23009]

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is this guy just reading surly and posting our shit? 

Don’t think so actually. Interacted with him a couple times with some surly references and he didn’t understand them at all. But who knows now

[RGBIII 23009]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Glad I took a screenshot. Here is an example of the account. 

it was nothing but post like this  

 

95% sure that’s Michelle

[ClubWhatever 12276]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Don’t think so actually. Interacted with him a couple times with some surly references and he didn’t understand them at all. But who knows now

Did you have to use marine emoticons?

[South Austin 53153]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coated cast iron.  professional.

I’m not a Neanderthal.

[HillaryFan420 121]

5 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

 

I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

[immamac 44198]

Today can be a wonderful day. 

[Bevo14 8468]

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

Futureman would honestly make the most sense.

[victory88 5755]

Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

Futureman would honestly make the most sense.

Lmao if so

[runthebone 8322]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Glad I took a screenshot. Here is an example of the account. 

it was nothing but post like this  

 

What is Jeffrey Bryant's surly name?

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  😀

[RGBIII 23009]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Did you have to use marine emoticons?

[South Austin 53153]

2 minutes ago, Mole said:

Wut?

I’m a regard. Fixed.

[TejasPedro 1911]

Hearing it won’t be until After a Holly Dolly Christmas tonight airing on CBS they don’t want it to be uncomfortable for the olds.

[BradInATX 9208]

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  

Forget it he's rolling

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

95% sure that’s Michelle

It's definitely someone close to Tom. So the closing of that account today may or may not mean something. Now give me $9.95.

Edited December 6, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[South Austin 53153]

Just now, Wax Beer Cup said:

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  😀

Yeah, I fixed. Temporarily regarded.

[South Austin 53153]

Just now, BradInATX said:

1 minute ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  

Forget it he's rolling

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

What is Jeffrey Bryant's surly name?

SurlyHorns dot com?

[HillaryFan420 121]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

95% sure that’s Michelle

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

[Bevo14 8468]

1 minute ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  😀

yeah where are the beans?

[wood 11747]

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is this guy just reading surly and posting our shit? 

 

5 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Yeah he's a bullshitter. Is asking people to bet him over the Urban stuff and is telling people to venmo him the money. He's an opportunist.

He and others, including some here, have been consistently saying this was going to happen this weekend since the beginning, and were ridiculed for it here. Now he's just following our lead? Riiight.

[Skipper 6406]

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

I'm pretty sure Mack himself monitored the message boards.

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

Tom literally mentioned they read message boards during the Baylor weekly press conference 

[Dbeasy 15526]

Futureman would honestly make the most sense.

That would really be funny.

[dcar00 14899]

Just now, South Austin said:

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

I'm trademarking FUM

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

He was caught on horn fans I believe when somebody took a picture of him at his desk 

[TexasEx 1697]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tom literally mentioned they read message boards during the Baylor weekly press conference 

I think they only read orangefans though and not surly. 

[Mdhorn 6153]

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coated cast iron.  professional.

Md's gonna pour one out for Austin's anus.    

Edited December 6, 2020 by Mdhorn

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

I'm pretty sure Mack himself monitored the message boards.

That's why he declared fatwa on the message boards complete with lawsuits. 

[dcbc 14641]

Am I reading correctly that we have been upgraded to a cesspool?

[Michael Knight 13187]

Just now, Skipper said:

I'm pretty sure Mack himself monitored the message boards.

Burton once posted a picture of Mack for some story and he had the 247 site up on his monitor in the background 

[ClubWhatever 12276]

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He was caught on horn fans I believe when somebody took a picture of him at his desk 

247.  He fed Burton info directly. 

[westexhorn 2157]

8 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

We pretty sure about that? 

Yeah that account was simping for Herman hard recently.  Had like 5k followers too.  Surprised to see it poofed.  RGL was calling it out to make a bet with him lol

[Mole 4338]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

In your defense, CDC announcing that he’s firing Urban Meyer right now would take some balls.

[Radical Larry 28814]

I'm trademarking FUM

[South Austin 53153]

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Am I reading correctly that we have been upgraded to a cesspool?

We’ve held that distinction for quite some time. We’re aiming for dumpster fire.