Urban Meyer or bust

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Kerry Collins gives better hugs, Fisher thought to himself, grimacing. 

can someone point me to the post that posited a Fisher hire?

[Bevo 13820]

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

  9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

Uhh, no.

[Pancho 46049]

Nahlin with the thread on Art Briles.  Had to read it closely. (Tech)

[immamac 44198]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

[UhhhIdk 125]

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

Just now, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

Looks like some of the Urban Big Dick Energy is rubbing off on you. 

[Hank_Hill 19750]

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

That would never happen because he won't correct his mistakes, because in his mind he hasn't made any. 

[South Austin 53153]

Just now, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

LOL!     LOL LOL!!!!!!

dicklick

[wood 11747]

3 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

LOL want to believe 1st part & afraid of 2nd part. 

Don't think I've ever seen that pic before. Where was that & what's the backstory?

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like some of the Urban Big Dick Energy is rubbing off on you. 

Immamac has fat cock

[TexMexBuddha 994]

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

Good.
Won't change a thing: Herman was wrong for Texas.

[HillaryFan420 121]

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Burton once posted a picture of Mack for some story and he had the 247 site up on his monitor in the background 

That shit is so wild to me.  You're getting paid millions to do one of the most demanding, stressful jobs imaginable...and yet you waste time dicking around on the sports boards?  

[Chili dog 1808]

20 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Shaka with hair > Turtle Tom?

Shaka with hair looks like a turtle head. But he is better than Tom. 

[Dbeasy 15526]

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

I believe this poster is either Michelle or Tom himself.

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like some of the Urban Big Dick Energy is rubbing off on you. 

Yeah, Urban and Fox were rubbing their dicks all over the board yesterday. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

[immamac 44198]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Immamac has fat cock

I have a case of TDS - Thick Dick Syndrome

[victory88 5755]

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

That shit is so wild to me.  You're getting paid millions to do one of the most demanding, stressful jobs imaginable...and yet you waste time dicking around on the sports boards?  

I mean, in Mack’s eyes he was actually “working” while browsing 24/7 to update his recruiting board instead of actually watching tape. 

[Fondren & Main 6871]

 

Edited December 6, 2020 by Fondren & Main

[HillaryFan420 121]

6 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

I could see him doing fairly well at a school like UH where it's fairly easy to win.  Not so much at a lower tier P5 school though.  

[Revolution512 1512]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak because a baby can’t chew it

[wood 11747]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2961]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

What about an Extend Urban Meyer thread?

[wood 11747]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Immamac has fat cock

Go on ...

[South Austin 53153]

5 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

Looks like Maverick Herman has a Surly account.

[immamac 44198]

Just now, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

What about an Extend Urban Meyer thread?

Seems very appropriate. You may call dibs on this. 

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

 

 

[KYHorn 17564]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a case of TDS - Thick Dick Syndrome

Sounds like a choade to me

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

Just now, wood said:

Go on ...

It would make futuremans fist look tiny 

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

1 minute ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

What about an Extend Urban Meyer thread?

I’d be fully extended 

[JFKFC 4965]

If Tom Herman is still our coach tomorrow morning.

 

[BradInATX 9208]

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.

[Sleepygrad 1031]

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Herman. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

I salute you sir, you know how to Sunday! Those extra serranos may prove detrimental to your butthole later on, but to hell with consequences!! 

[South Austin 53153]

Just now, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.

9.1%? Better only drink six of those.

[HillaryFan420 121]

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.

Putting OG and SRM on the label is real "woah we got a badass" here energy.

[dcar00 14899]

7 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

That shit is so wild to me.  You're getting paid millions to do one of the most demanding, stressful jobs imaginable...and yet you waste time dicking around on the sports boards?  

haven't you described 90% of Surly?

[South Austin 53153]

8 minutes ago, wood said:

Don't think I've ever seen that pic before. Where was that & what's the backstory?

The backstory is that Jeff Fisher is a little cunt.

[BradInATX 9208]

Putting OG and SRM on the label is real "woah we got a badass" here energy.

Hating on a 9 percent beer is real "I'm an obnoxious cocksucker" energy though. Agree to disagree

[TotallyLegit 3090]

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

If Tom Herman is still our coach tomorrow morning.

 

[wood 11747]

Just now, South Austin said:

The backstory is that Jeff Fisher is a little cunt.

Ah, thanks. But yeah, I knew that part, and agree, x eleventy bazillion.

[RGBIII 23009]

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.

@immamac @BradInATX wants a DM side by side with this beer bottle for perspective.

[Harrison Stafford 3390]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a case of TDS - Thick Dick Syndrome

Much too fat and a little too long.

[South Austin 53153]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

Fuck yeah.

[Hank Chinaski 6344]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The backstory is that Jeff Fisher is a little cunt.

[HillaryFan420 121]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

This and Heavy Hands are my go-to HEB beers.

[Horn80 6313]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

Ribs look awesome.  Y’all are killing me with your food pics.  Masters of the Universe.

[JFKFC 4965]

Does anyone know if the team meeting has started?

Also, does anyone want my dad's kabob marinade recipe? 

[BradInATX 9208]

Ribs look awesome.  Y’all are killing me with your food pics.  Masters of the Universe.

Seriously. I instigated the "post pics of bbq" thing. Should have known that the surly would represent. My pork butt is still about 3 hours out and this thread is making me hungry.