Urban Meyer or bust

[SubliminalHorn 6,679]

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 

When’s the last time you felt good about anything?

 

When it comes to Texas Football? Don’t remember 

[C-Man 27,068]

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

nothing is fucked....you're being very un-dude....

[Underdog 28,457]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Need more posts before you can upload. Send me a DM if you need to post something and I'll check it out and give you perms if you check out. 

Aw shit, Lou about to get Brett Favred!  

[WinningIsHard 4,017]

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I just heard urban said no.  I hope it’s bullshit.  

It was from a good source or are you following that damn squid? 

[StassneyHorn 6,540]

3 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

https://memegenerator.net/instance/67666195/sam-elliot-roadhouse-i-sure-as-hell-aint-gonna-show-you-my-dick

“I ain’t got 20 bucks”

[GabrielsHorn 2,142]

Wasn’t IT saying that if there wasn’t word by Monday we should be worried?
 

Doesn’t seem likely that we are going to fire Herman and hire Urban the same day. 

[wood 11,181]

nm

Edited December 6, 2020 by wood

[dcar00 14,036]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

who knows what is happening but Urban publicly didn't have to, didn't need to, and didn't want to because there is no opening.  All CDC had to do was put out through the 9.95ers was he's not coming.  

what we do know is he isn't interested in stating he is closing the door on coaching again. if he said no, the next step is firing/searching or publicly stating very soon that Herman will be back.

 

Edited December 6, 2020 by dcar00

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

This is becoming exhausting

[CastHorn 798]

Y’all some pussy ass niggas. Hang in there sweetheart. 

[HillaryFan420 121]

16 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

That was two hours ago. Still lots of "today" left.

I can’t believe a decision hasn’t been made one way or the other. You either fire him now or sign him to an extension with a reduced buyout. The current situation is untenable for Texas and Herman. 

[Lou Sassle 178]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Need more posts before you can upload. Send me a DM if you need to post something and I'll check it out and give you perms if you check out. 

Oh ok. That's fine. I was just going to share a picture of my beautiful meat. 

[Eskimohorn 5,615]

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

Because why not? He hates Herman, do a troll job, help Buckeyes in the process. Have a few laughs.

If we’re fool enough to let an outsider dictate our process, then we deserve what we get.

[Viper 12,032]

7 minutes ago, smash said:

He bet $500 on it.  I'd wait and see.

And when he loses how is anyone going to track him down for payment?

[wood 11,181]

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

LOL. Seriously. Some of these assholes. Wow...

[StassneyHorn 6,540]

Sack is River Oaks country club rich. Might as well kill ourselves now that the news is out

[immamac 42,533]

1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

Oh ok. That's fine. I was just going to share a picture of my beautiful meat. 

You will fit in here. 

[irishtexan 11,445]

Wasn’t IT saying that if there wasn’t word by Monday we should be worried?
 
Doesn’t seem likely that we are going to fire Herman and hire Urban the same day. 

IT is guessing just like everyone else. No one knows shit. This could go down at any point. Or it may not go down at all. No news isn’t bad news. Just fucking chill.

[maninblack 7,974]

3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Y’all some pussy ass niggas. Hang in there sweetheart. 

#DayCrew

[Lou Sassle 178]

Just now, immamac said:

You will fit in here. 

Oh fo sho. Like I said, long time lurker. Most of y'all have my exact type of humor. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,456]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

You will fit in here. 

This is not a good thing.

[TexasEd 8,064]

@South Austin

seems like a chili kind of day

 

[Levi 2,576]

9 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What a clusterfuck.  Just say no from the beginning.

Meh. He’s got to make sure his Italian four core wants in or whoever he’s going after. That’s been the obvious hold up so calm down. 

[Lou Sassle 178]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

You will fit in here. 

Oh fo sho. Like I said, long time lurker. Most of y'all have my exact type of humor. 

[C-Man 27,068]

Anybody have an idea who might be the NFL candidate IT was discussing the other day? Seemed like some read between the lines that it might be Mike Vrabel.

[rungeflash 322]

Win or lose.....there's always booze

 

 

[Deej 76,573]

$9.95er's:

[mwaadeeb 1,152]

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

@South Austin

seems like a chili kind of day

 

So much for your career as a food stylist.

[Gil Bang 25,899]

So is the rapemaster gonna bring tapefingers with him to Lubbock?

[dcar00 14,036]

2 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Meh. He’s got to make sure his Italian four core wants in or whoever he’s going after. That’s been the obvious hold up so calm down. 

if its 4 thats a big hill to climb.  convincing 4 families to move, especially if it is their true home in a successful program that has money.

Edited December 6, 2020 by dcar00

[Chili dog 1,787]

Y’all gotta stop setting your expectations so high. I’m all for hope and optimism, but you always have to prepare for the worst case scenario. Expecting shit to go down today is just asking for heartache. 
 

Personally, I think Urban has agreed in principle and we’re going to be very happy by this time next week, but I realize I’m putting a lot of faith in people with no apparent credibility or authority.  I’m completely prepared for everything to fall through and for us to return to Macovic-era desolation and apathy. The distilleries will still make bourbon, there will still be good bbq, and I will still live in Texas. I lived through the mid to late 80s and 90s; I’ll live through this. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by Chili dog
Remove improper comma

[Born Burnt 6,148]

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

@South Austin

seems like a chili kind of day

 

Not sure if chili pot or truck stop toilet.

[Wishbone 4,739]

31 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

So Tech has issues with putting someone in a closet but no issue with rape?

I guess it’s harder to prove rape at Tech.

[Bam Bam Sam 303]

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

IT is guessing just like everyone else. No one knows shit. This could go down at any point. Or it may not go down at all. No news isn’t bad news. Just fucking chill.

It should have occurred to people earlier that when Burton/IT's last 3 or 4 updates were all essentially the same that whatever line they may have had either got shut out or shut out IT. Edit: I think it's no coincidence that since fat ketch name dropped Eltife that every site's subsequent updates have been along the lines of 'we haven't heart anything new', 'these are some other coaches', etc. I doubt they wanted any national media getting ahold of that alleged meeting in Columbus or Cali or wherever the fuck it was supposedly held in the first place.

 

I also meant to quote the person who asked, but yes, Texas does have people that monitor boards. To my knowledge this isn't one of them, and I don't know if they read comments outside of the actual articles from writers.

Edited December 6, 2020 by Bam Bam Sam

[Lou Sassle 178]

16 pounder. Like buttah

[DanTheHorn 4,902]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No offense to anyone, but this RapGameLarry guy called his shot as today. Pretty sure he’s dead fucking wrong and a complete clown. 

[closetojumping 62,257]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Anybody have an idea who might be the NFL candidate IT was discussing the other day? Seemed like some read between the lines that it might be Mike Vrabel.

It’s worse than, or on par with, Jeff Fisher. Let’s hope that it’s a terrible smokescreen. I’m going to hope Dan Mullen is the target, I guess. 

[Gil Bang 25,899]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

if its 4 thats a big hill to climb.  convincing 4 families to move, especially if it is their true home in a successful program that has money.

I'm a SoCal boy 100%, but I've had 1 boss in my life, that if he called and asked me to move across the country to work for him, I would go. 

Maybe Urbs is that boss. 

[Michael Knight 12,899]

Just now, closetojumping said:

It’s worse than, or on par with, Jeff Fisher. Let’s hope that it’s a terrible smokescreen. I’m going to hope Dan Mullen is the target, I guess. 

Its Bill O'Brien isn't it

[PatSolitanojr 518]

3 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

16 pounder. Like buttah

You deserve to be banned 

[South Austin 52,158]

13 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

This is becoming exhausting

Pussy.

[Lou Sassle 178]

Unpopular opinion, but I'm actually really hoping Sam DOESN'T come back next year. I like the dude, and he's a gamer, but fuck me his inaccuracies and penchant to hold on to the ball WAY to long drive me nuts. 

[dcar00 14,036]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Its Bill O'Brien isn't it

I'm sure BOB has his agent pushing the shit out of him for this gig. fuck me runnin if it is BOB.

[Pam Cummings 9,585]

3 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Can someone explain why it's CDC's fault that there is only one good HC candidate this cycle?

No shit. You mean to tell me that everyone else is an underwhelming candidate compared to fucking Urban fucking Meyer?

[TexMexBuddha 987]

I guess it’s harder to prove rape at Tech.

Proof?!!
There is no need for proof; only judge.

They call it Meat Judging, and they have their own thread of dominance in the Other Sports board, and they are dominant like Texas should be dominant in foosball.

[Lou Sassle 178]

1 minute ago, PatSolitanojr said:

You deserve to be banned 

Lol, it was fucking delicious.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Its Bill O'Brien isn't it

You got the first name right. But it's Bill Parcells 

[Gil Bang 25,899]

1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

Unpopular opinion, but I'm actually really hoping Sam DOESN'T come back next year. I like the dude, and he's a gamer, but fuck me his inaccuracies and penchant to hold on to the ball WAY to long drive me nuts. 

Same here.  I'd buy the mofo a beer if I see him, but yeah, I'm ready for a change at QB. 

[castolon 193]

5 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

16 pounder. Like buttah

What in the actual fuck did you do to that piece of meat?