Urban Meyer or bust

[Deej 76759]

This thread today...

 

[David Dennison 18854]

So . . . Matt Campbell?

[Landomatic 3813]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

I was just eying that beer online.  How is it?

Little sweet. Not terrible. Prob wouldn't buy again.

Okay cool. Knowing me, I’ll get it and I won’t like it and I’ll be pissed at you for recommending it

[WinningIsHard 4029]

I’m dumb 

Edited December 6, 2020 by WinningIsHard
I’m dumb

[BradInATX 9208]

Just got one of these things so I can keep drinking on the patio til we sign urbs

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

How do you upvote or neg someone?

You just pm@futureman with the account you want to upvote or neg and he applies it on the back end.

[tejas60 3533]

6 minutes ago, dalhorn1 said:

My source?  It’s a source. But what does it matter, since I’m a lunatic aggy (oxymoron, I know). 
I was, and still am,hoping this source is wrong, or I was being lied to. But, I doubt it. 
When it comes to things like knowing bad news, it seems like I have the fast track. 
Keep up with the neg reps, though. I have to plead ignorance- does net rep get me banned from forums?  

you joined in March 2018 and you don't know? fuck off aggy.

[maninblack 7974]

Day crew is loitering 

[Dummy 344]

1 minute ago, Lou Sassle said:

How do you upvote or neg someone?

Hover over the hook 'em hand at the bottom right of someone's post and pick the one you want. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

And in 1998 we were Stunned and Pissed that we ended up with Mack Brown.

That went okay.

Remember that we have an actual professional athletic director who is concerned about doing his job well right now, which is something we haven't had since... well, it's been a lot longer than a decade. And to say that he's hired coaches well since he was brought on board is an understatement.

Trust, but verify, but even if UM turns us down, there's good reason to hope.

I'm with you, I'll be pissed if its not UM. But, I'll be willing to give CDC the benefit of the doubt. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Just got one of these things so I can keep drinking on the patio til we sign urbs

Those are great

[Valmy77 13226]

4 minutes ago, dalhorn1 said:

My source?  It’s a source. But what does it matter, since I’m a lunatic aggy (oxymoron, I know). 
I was, and still am,hoping this source is wrong, or I was being lied to. But, I doubt it. 
When it comes to things like knowing bad news, it seems like I have the fast track. 
Keep up with the neg reps, though. I have to plead ignorance- does net rep get me banned from forums?  

Why are you such a bitch about this? Just tell us you have a source that he isn't coming. Hardly the first one we have heard. If he doesn't, he doesn't. It is not like coaches who are not coaching G5 programs are falling over themselves to take the Texas job anyway.

I can see no reason for giving us shit about being deluded and whining about banning and all this ridiculous acting out. It kind of makes it look like you are a troll.

As for neg reps, it will take a collective effort to ban you. I guess keep asking for it and people will deliver eventually.

[THUJONE 4550]

4 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

Until Meyer either accepts or turns down the offer, this ain't over.  We're on his timeline.  It's UM or Herman.  No one else is in the mix.  They won't fire Herman without a deal already being done with Meyer.  The opinions of anyone else don't matter.  The fact that Meyer hasn't turned it down means he's thinking hard about it, or we haven't made a serious offer yet.  If he wasn't interested, we would know already.  My guess is that we aren't nearly as far along in the negotiations with him as all of the "insiders" are claiming.  Patients is a virtue. 

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

[Hefeweizen 5311]

We got THujone out of retirement.  Herman getting fired is a bonus.  Meyer coming would be the cherry on top .  But Herman is gone.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 
He's. On. Ours.
He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

Thujone has spoken, so it must be.

[InkaUtexas 25905]

7 minutes ago, Dummy said:

I haven't the slightest fucking clue what I'm supposed to do with this information. You have two degrees that you don't use professionally? Is that a humble brag or a joke or what? What about this is a shell game? 

well the world needs ditch diggers 

[WinningIsHard 4029]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’m dumb 

I made a funny then fucked it up because I panicked thinking I was about to get roasted for being stupid. FML

[jw4381 3072]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Just got one of these things so I can keep drinking on the patio til we sign urbs

I'm told you can heat up a brisket with that thing. Just have to rotate it properly.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

Team Thujone.

[hookem48 4687]

21 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That would leak because Tom's people would try to blow it all up for UM and Texas. I don't think so. They may strongly suspect it but I doubt CDC told him. 

It would leak because there's no way in hell he wouldn't tell his coaches and then it's everywhere

[NavyHorn 36]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

This is the night crew energy I’m looking for

[brojangles2 786]

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 
He's. On. Ours.
He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

Thujone has spoken, so it must be.

This is the way. 

[PSmitty 14]

3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

Please be real. 

[MoJames 8244]

https://c.tenor.com/5yEzNK2lfFYAAAAM/star-wars-creepy-smile.gif

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Exactly.  I said before that even if we fire Herman and announce Urban early next week, we’ve already fucked up tremendously. And the longer this goes unresolved, the more I suspect we are not getting Urban. In fact I would be very surprised if we do get him, and not as thrilled at that time if we did hire him. Because hours and days matter to the people that matter. Not fans, not current players - but recruits. The ESD has changed everything, and we haven’t adjusted. 

I’m resigned to the high probability we will not get UM and see @futuremanfist himself. I don’t know what we do from here. 

Yup. We’re operating behind the times. For fucks sake South Carolina can pony up the money for a 13 million dollar buy out but we pussy foot. It’s embarrassing and a representative of our “culture” that we prefer to talk about winning more than winning. 

[Hairy Biped 586]

5 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

I hope you are right.

[icanhazLHN? 18]

Thujone is RapGameLarry???

 

[Dilligas 666]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

If you believe this is a coincidence then you probably believe Lee Harvey acted alone.

[PSmitty 14]

The only question left is, why did we not fire Herman a month ago?

[alphahorn 1637]

8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Just got one of these things so I can keep drinking on the patio til we sign urbs

Careful that looks close to the ceiling. You’ll know if the paint starts bubbling. A friend told me about the risk

[Nicole44 22059]

39 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Was told it was today.  

Fuck. This thread has been so much fun. Better than the best Seinfeld episodes. I am fucking depressed now. Fuck. 🥺

[Lou Sassle 178]

1 minute ago, PSmitty said:

The only question left is, why did we not fire Herman a month ago?

Palabra

[emp6856 17]

7 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

I'm new and have no idea who you are, but apparently you're kind of a big deal. You have my blind and absolute trust.

[Wishbone 4759]

1 minute ago, PSmitty said:

The only question left is, why did we not fire Herman a month ago?

That is definitely not the only question left.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

20 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I know I’m just an anonymous asshole on the internet, but y’all need to trust me on one thing in particular. Herman is toast. There is nothing he can do to save his job at this point. I’m quite sure we are giving him time and dignity to bolster the pr line of “we just couldn’t turn Urban down”. That’s a much smarter and more savvy way of reducing his buyout compared to the alcoholic philanderer angle.

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

9 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

What kind of burgers he likes?

[closetohumping 17438]

16 minutes ago, dalhorn1 said:

My source?  It’s a source. But what does it matter, since I’m a lunatic aggy (oxymoron, I know). 
I was, and still am,hoping this source is wrong, or I was being lied to. But, I doubt it. 
When it comes to things like knowing bad news, it seems like I have the fast track. 
Keep up with the neg reps, though. I have to plead ignorance- does net rep get me banned from forums?  

The word you're looking for is redundant.  Oxymoron is where terms contradict each other, like openminded aggy

[General Specific 3256]

Looks dry but I think I can see smoke rings. Did you wrap them?  

Next time, try a little less napalm for your rub.

[El Squared 1802]

1 hour ago, Lou Sassle said:

16 pounder. Like buttah

SIAP Who cuts brisket like that? . It looks like meatloaf Monday at the prison.

is that brisket or pot roast?

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

20 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

[Dilligas 666]

1 hour ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Ok you have to be kidding me. 175 for 12 hours? You cut it like it’s a rack of ribs and you started on the point against the grain and didn’t even cut the flat. You admitted to using pellets and you aren’t ashamed of it, but you should be. 

No offense of course. And fucking welcome to Surly!

[Horn80 6118]

My bet is if the KU game should get canceled and not postponed, Herman’s firing will be announced shortly after the cancellation.

[Laxtonto 12080]

12 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

16 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Just posted by RGL

I wanna strangle this guy

He's a joker. He has been saying today and when it looks like not today he is preaching patience. You gave a timeline motherfucker!  Listen prick we haven't got much sleep. We're either drunk, hungover or both. Nerves are fried. We need this fuckstick fired. 

[El Squared 1802]

1 hour ago, Lou Sassle said:

Oak/mesquite! I had a big ass, home made, offset smoker when I still lived in TX, but now I live in PA and don't have anywhere to put one. So my brother bought me a pellet smoker. It's not the same, but its better than nothing. 

I’m not so sure....

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Live look at what our 2022 class will look like. 

[Lou Sassle 178]

4 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

No offense of course. And fucking welcome to Surly!

No offense taken! Everyone likes their meat different. I like mine tender AF! And fuck how it looks.... it was fucking delicious

It's damn near impossible to offend me anyway lol

Edited December 6, 2020 by Lou Sassle

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

17 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We. Are. Not. On. Meyer's. Timeline. 

He's. On. Ours.

He's a yes and has agreed to abide until we fire the derelict.

I hope that you are right, but I would feel better if you had used MS Paint for the post.  It would feel more official.

Edited December 6, 2020 by Scheiss Meister
Monkeys can't spell.

[jw4381 3072]

6 minutes ago, icanhazLHN? said:

Thujone is RapGameLarry???

 

Have YOU ever seen them together in the same room? I sure as hell haven't!

2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

SIAP Who cuts brisket like that? . It looks like meatloaf Monday at the prison.

is that brisket or pot roast?

Ms JW says it looks like a possum got a hold of it.