Urban Meyer or bust

[Bigbend1812 12,876]

Fuck everything but this......

 

 

[Thiefery 4,958]

LOL still see Randolph not liking anything to do with Urban 

[UncleBuck 6,444]

LOL still see Randolph not liking anything to do with Urban 

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

17 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

LOL still see Randolph not liking anything to do with Urban 

Urban Meyer is a badly damaged human being who has no place on any university campus.

Your desire to win one or two more football games each season is not worth the damage he will cause if allowed on campus. 

We all know how any “Urban Meyer chapter at UT” will end. No thank you. 

Edited November 7, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[nycHorn 2,958]

Fuck everything but this......
 
 

[Thiefery 4,958]

1 minute ago, Randolph Duke said:

Urban Meyer is a badly damaged human being who has no place on any university campus.

Your desire to win one or two more football games each season is not worth the damage he will cause if allowed on campus. 

We all know how any “Urban Meyer chapter at UT” will end. No thank you. 

That means it was worth it with a CFP title, no?  I'm sure CDC will make sure he doesn't overstep in anything murky.

[UncleBuck 6,444]

Your desire to win one or two more football games each season

[westexhorn 2,006]

31 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It’s complicated. But still in it.

So he's already in a relationship with us

[wood 11,103]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

It’s complicated. But still in it.

So, what's the news/complication? Anyone?

[futureman 22,408]

3 hours ago, reneg_2 said:

Chances have NOT changed with Urban. 

still not coming here, then?  sweet. 

[TexasEx 1,667]

35 minutes ago, wood said:

So, what's the news/complication? Anyone?

The situation is fluid. There are a lot of moving pieces and different interests at odds. We have heard from some sources who are very confident and some who are less so. Regardless, a decision will be made sooner or later depending on a number of factors. We should all keep our ear to the ground and continue to read the tea leaves in the meantime. 

Edited November 7, 2020 by TexasEx

[Message Board User 12,389]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

The situation is fluid. There are a lot of moving pieces and different interests at odds. We have heard from some sources who are very confident and some who are less so. Regardless, a decision will be made sooner or later depending on a number of factors. We should all keep our ear to the ground and continue to read the tea leaves in the meantime. 

Big, if true.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

That means it was worth it with a CFP title, no?  I'm sure CDC will make sure he doesn't overstep in anything murky.

CDC’s job is to not hire sociopaths in the first place, not to hire a sociopath and then babysit him. 

At some point, personal responsibility becomes a consideration. Urban Meyer doesn’t seem to place much importance on personal responsibility. Not his own and not of those who work under him. 

Your desire to find a way to best OU or TCU isn’t worth bringing Urban Meyer or “his type” on to any university campus. It certainly isn’t worth allowing him on the UT campus. 

 

[BayouBill 835]

10 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

The situation is fluid. There are a lot of moving pieces and different interests at odds. We have heard from some sources who are very confident and some who are less so. Regardless, a decision will be made sooner or later depending on a number of factors. We should all keep our ear to the ground and continue to read the tea leaves in the meantime. 

If big, true.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

4 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

CDC’s job is to not hire sociopaths in the first place, not to hire a sociopath and then babysit him. 

At some point, personal responsibility becomes a consideration. Urban Meyer doesn’t seem to place much importance on personal responsibility. Not his own and not of those who work under him. 

Your desire to find a way to best OU or TCU isn’t worth bringing Urban Meyer or “his type” on to any university campus. It certainly isn’t worth allowing him on the UT campus. 

 

CDC has a giant sociopath dildo that he is going to ram up your ass.  Then when you try to clean your dripping ass he is going to warn you of the importance of personal responsibility.  Urban Meyer and CDC are going to laugh while you wipe your face with some TCU sweat towels.  

[LTtxfan 48,915]

Feels like this guy is sometimes posting on this thread...

[hornfromdallas 334]

16 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

CDC’s job is to not hire sociopaths in the first place, not to hire a sociopath and then babysit him. 

At some point, personal responsibility becomes a consideration. Urban Meyer doesn’t seem to place much importance on personal responsibility. Not his own and not of those who work under him. 

Your desire to find a way to best OU or TCU isn’t worth bringing Urban Meyer or “his type” on to any university campus. It certainly isn’t worth allowing him on the UT campus. 

 

bruh just move to california & go support a fooking pac12 team if u want a good ol boy program/team

you want a clean as a whistle/coach program or school that treats womens rowing as important as the football team go support a pac12 team

 

 

[mr.goodkat 464]

24 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

The situation is fluid. There are a lot of moving pieces and different interests at odds. We have heard from some sources who are very confident and some who are less so. Regardless, a decision will be made sooner or later depending on a number of factors. We should all keep our ear to the ground and continue to read the tea leaves in the meantime. 

You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

 

[futureman 22,408]

25 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

The situation is fluid. There are a lot of moving pieces and different interests at odds. We have heard from some sources who are very confident and some who are less so. Regardless, a decision will be made sooner or later depending on a number of factors. We should all keep our ear to the ground and continue to read the tea leaves in the meantime. 

trig, if bue. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

8 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh just move to california & go support a fooking pac12 team if u want a good ol boy program/team

you want a clean as a whistle/coach program or school that treats womens rowing as important as the football team go support a pac12 team

 

 

you gottdam right

Edited November 7, 2020 by lemonandaturd

[CastHorn 793]

I could write a book on why Texas needs to make this Urban move now. I just don’t see us being significant in college football anytime soon without a huge shift. College Ball is trending down south more than ever. Recruiting is looking bleak. Fans are divided in more ways than one. Local programs just look like more formidable products for the foreseeable future. We’re reaching a Nebraska level hole of irrelevance. Texas football should be a southwest football pillar & we’re just an also ran. 11 years can turn into 15 years real quick. Can you imagine 20 years of Texas football being a pussy ass volley ball school with very little big booty thots on campus? That’s not a future I want to be apart of. If we are going down, we should go out swinging for the fences. 

Edited November 7, 2020 by CastHorn

[TexasEx 1,667]

The truth is, and I blame myself and all of you, CUM noticed how this thread went silent from 11/3-11/5 and felt he was unwanted and your priorities misguided. Sent a back channel smoke signal to see if we were paying attention, and fortunately we were. I hope our response is worthy and we’re back on track. Don’t let this shit happen again. 

[Hank_Hill 18,449]

3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

CDC’s job is to not hire sociopaths in the first place, not to hire a sociopath and then babysit him. 

At some point, personal responsibility becomes a consideration. Urban Meyer doesn’t seem to place much importance on personal responsibility. Not his own and not of those who work under him. 

Your desire to find a way to best OU or TCU isn’t worth bringing Urban Meyer or “his type” on to any university campus. It certainly isn’t worth allowing him on the UT campus. 

 

I don’t think you know what a sociopath is.

[ztejas 43,237]

4 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh just move to california & go support a fooking pac12 team if u want a good ol boy program/team

you want a clean as a whistle/coach program or school that treats womens rowing as important as the football team go support a pac12 team

 

 

I'm not sure we have the same definition of "good ol' boy"

[ztejas 43,237]

4 hours ago, TexasEx said:

The situation is fluid. There are a lot of moving pieces and different interests at odds. We have heard from some sources who are very confident and some who are less so. Regardless, a decision will be made sooner or later depending on a number of factors. We should all keep our ear to the ground and continue to read the tea leaves in the meantime. 

You should run for office.

[Fondren & Main 6,656]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

do you think ewers will recommit?

Sure, right after the Brocks do...

[Treefidy 1,463]

5 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

CDC’s job is to not hire sociopaths in the first place, not to hire a sociopath and then babysit him. 

At some point, personal responsibility becomes a consideration. Urban Meyer doesn’t seem to place much importance on personal responsibility. Not his own and not of those who work under him. 

Your desire to find a way to best OU or TCU isn’t worth bringing Urban Meyer or “his type” on to any university campus. It certainly isn’t worth allowing him on the UT campus. 

 

He gave a 2 year extension to a narcissistic sociopath, so....

[Laga4 1,270]

11 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

It’s complicated. But still in it.

This could be a problem.  

Texas hasn't been very good at complicated the last few years. 

[GTNY 280]

14 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

if he’s on the table then this optics bullshit of waiting for Herman to lose more game is a bunch of fucking pointless pussy ass shit.  Just fire this wanker and bring in the real coach now.  

The headlines of firing a coach right after he beat the #6 ranked team in the country would be horrible. So as much as I want him gone, let’s let him lose one more. Shouldn’t be a long wait. 

[futureman 22,408]

urban meyer isn’t coming here.  jesus christ. 

[Jamaal.25 587]

Not with that attitude

[LTtxfan 48,915]

                        Just Waiting on Urban... 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

urban meyer isn’t coming here.  jesus christ. 

This program needs Jesus christ. So I'm cool with either. 

[WinningIsHard 4,015]

I’ve seen urban called a sociopath, a piece of shit, and trash...but I’ll be god damned if he’s only going to win us one or two more football games. That’s horseshit. The conference championships and playoff games he wins us will make so much fucking money nobody will remember shit about his past. Some assholes seem to forget that royal was kind of a racist. Anybody see racist added to any of the shit named after him???? Randolph you find racist in any of the DKR shit we have? Bring urban in then when we are a juggernaut hand it off to a choir boy coach who knows X & O’s. 

[TheBryMan81 2,495]

24 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’ve seen urban called a sociopath, a piece of shit, and trash...but I’ll be god damned if he’s only going to win us one or two more football games. That’s horseshit. The conference championships and playoff games he wins us will make so much fucking money nobody will remember shit about his past. Some assholes seem to forget that royal was kind of a racist. Anybody see racist added to any of the shit named after him???? Randolph you find racist in any of the DKR shit we have? Bring urban in then when we are a juggernaut hand it off to a choir boy coach who knows X & O’s. 

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??! Urban Meyer is a SOCIOPATH who will only bring shame and dishonor upon our university. Just look at the burning pits of despair he left in his wake at Utah, Florida, and Ohio State! I don't think their football programs, reputations of their academic degrees, or their graduates entering the job market have recovered yet from the black hole that hiring Urban Meyer left them in.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

CDC has a giant sociopath dildo that he is going to ram up your ass.  Then when you try to clean your dripping ass he is going to warn you of the importance of personal responsibility.  Urban Meyer and CDC are going to laugh while you wipe your face with some TCU sweat towels.  

 

[Zeus 5,943]

Bust

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

urban meyer isn’t coming here.  jesus christ. 

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

urban meyer isn’t coming here.  jesus christ. 

 

46 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

This program needs Jesus christ. So I'm cool with either. 

I'm not the jesus you asked for but the jesus we deserve

[Zeus 5,943]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

urban meyer isn’t coming here.  jesus christ. 

Trust this guy, he's from the future

[Thiefery 4,958]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

                        Just Waiting on Urban... 

Sucks that Geoff Ketchum's leg photobombed this gif

[TejasPedro 1,849]

I’m starting to think Tom may have stolen Urban from us.

Can we all show up at the Tower at noon tomorrow and demand something?

[Longhorn Fever 267]

CDC has a giant sociopath dildo that he is going to ram up your ass.  Then when you try to clean your dripping ass he is going to warn you of the importance of personal responsibility.  Urban Meyer and CDC are going to laugh while you wipe your face with some TCU sweat towels.  

Username checks out

[TexasEx 1,667]

1 hour ago, Happy Gilmore said:

This program needs Jesus christ. So I'm cool with either. 

If I recall correctly JC is leading in the “if not CUM” poll. 

[UncleBuck 6,444]

Hopefully the BMDs have enough money left after booking today’s “Stand With Sam” plane.

[South Austin 52,036]

1 hour ago, Happy Gilmore said:

This program needs Jesus christ. So I'm cool with either. 

Ah, Hey-soos. I like him very much. But he no help Texas play defense.

[Jack Wilson 313]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ah, Hey-soos. I like him very much. But he no help Texas play defense.

You want a live chicken?

[Waterboarder 343]

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ah, Hey-soos. I like him very much. But he no help Texas play defense.

Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn't coach how to cover an out route?

[futureman 22,408]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s an idiot. 

he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

[Dbeasy 14,953]

This type of uninspired win/loss, should provide enough cover to make the move.

[futureman 22,408]

21 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You’re an idiot too. 

that’s not what your mom said.