Urban Meyer or bust

[closetohumping 17379]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

This type of uninspired win/loss, should provide enough cover to make the move.

I think so.  That was horrible

[Dbeasy 14953]

Texas is going to need to make a decision pretty soon.

[StassneyHorn 6534]

in for Meyer, also in for other faster, and possibly more accurate qbs getting reps

[Ricky Butler 2657]

36 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Texas is going to need to make a decision pretty soon.

What do you mean? 

[cafe society 2835]

2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

What do you mean? 

Can't speak for him, but I'm guessing the need to hang on to recruits, potential recommits, etc., along with the looming vacancies at Wolverine and Pedo St.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Can't speak for him, but I'm guessing the need to hang on to recruits, potential recommits, etc., along with the looming vacancies at Wolverine and Pedo St.

Could be that Urban won't agree in principle if Herman hasn't been fired/reassigned/shot into the sun and he's going to take another job if we keep dragging our feet

(assuming Dbeasy has inside info)

[Dbeasy 14953]

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

I don’t think Meyer goes back to the B10 so I’m curious which school that could be. 

[HtownHorn 14443]

This is bad weekend for the back up plans.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Lol @ the Urban to Michigan talk.

[Bullneck 18976]

Wonder if we could beat Liberty or Coastal Carolina.

[wood 11103]

21 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

This is the bit I'm curious about ...

[ClubWhatever 12085]

I am guessing there is buyout money for Gus at Auburn.  That fan base hates him. 

[LTtxfan 48915]

18 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is bad weekend for the back up plans.

[closetohumping 17379]

25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

Michigan?  Something tells me Urban may not want that job

[closetohumping 17379]

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I am guessing there is buyout money for Gus at Auburn.  That fan base hates him. 

Does he really want to deal with Saban and the rest of the SEC? And Urban doesn't have to coach at little brother schools anymore

Edited November 8, 2020 by closetohumping

[LTtxfan 48915]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I am guessing there is buyout money for Gus at Auburn.  That fan base hates him. 

6. Gus Malzahn, Auburn ($6.9M salary; Buyout as of Dec 1st $21.4M)

 

[LTtxfan 48915]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Michigan?  Something tells me Urban may not want that job

Fickell seems like a good Michigan candidate if he is interested??

[Bigbend1812 12876]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

 

[WinningIsHard 4015]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

This here is the penultimate post for 2020. Same dude who has been steady with the brocks coming to Texas thinks an idea is far fetched. I’m drawing a blank as to what you use as a compass for shit that’s believable lulz. I understand the chances are slim but with all the talk surrounding urban to Texas the fact that he hasn’t publicly shut it down has to keep a sliver of optimism alive. We had saban legitimately lined up so I don’t see the difference really. 

[TexasEx 1667]

20 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

This here is the penultimate post for 2020. Same dude who has been steady with the brocks coming to Texas thinks an idea is far fetched. I’m drawing a blank as to what you use as a compass for shit that’s believable lulz. I understand the chances are slim but with all the talk surrounding urban to Texas the fact that he hasn’t publicly shut it down has to keep a sliver of optimism alive. We had saban legitimately lined up so I don’t see the difference really. 

The difference is we aren’t going to fuck this one up. CDC and the big nuts are going all in. The stars have aligned, and when all is said and done we will see the best decade of Texas Football in history. 
 

...is what I tell myself before bed each night while reading all the bad shit about our program. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

@futureman knows how to dial up a good reverse jinx.

Edited November 8, 2020 by USNALonghorn

[futureman 22408]

9 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

This here is the penultimate post for 2020. Same dude who has been steady with the brocks coming to Texas thinks an idea is far fetched. I’m drawing a blank as to what you use as a compass for shit that’s believable lulz. I understand the chances are slim but with all the talk surrounding urban to Texas the fact that he hasn’t publicly shut it down has to keep a sliver of optimism alive. We had saban legitimately lined up so I don’t see the difference really. 

do you know what that word means?

[KYHorn 16797]

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

do you know what that word means?

You had one last post before he killed you and you chose to use it this way???

[Dbeasy 14953]

he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

While Urban may or may not end up here, your dismissal of the possibility indicates you are completely clueless about what is happening.

[futureman 22408]

17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

While Urban may or may not end up here, your dismissal of the possibility indicates you are completely clueless about what is happening.

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

[Rudiger 1160]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

do you know what that word means?

Narrator: He doesn’t. 

[UncleBuck 6444]

The problem with Michigan being open isn’t because Urban might take it, it’s because Michigan being open takes another likely good replacement out of the running for Texas if Urban doesn’t come here.

Fuck the rest of the season, as a run to the B12 C’ship game will only be an anomaly in this down B12 year. This shit will continue to happen with tom over and over. The recruits are done with Texas. Regardless of why, he has drawn de-commitments from two of the top QBs in the next two classes, Ewers obviously being the best player of his class period. Other high recruits are following suit, and even our three star back in the ‘21 class (Brooks) is “looking around.” It’s fucked, and you think Tom’s the guy that’s going to coach these disaster classes up?

Give Urban the guarantee. This is why you fire his ass after OU and don’t pussy foot the fuck around. Unless they really do have something pretty bad on him.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

Noted

[BurntOrange&White 39481]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

Will you prolapse your anus?

[TexasTroll 454]

48 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Will you prolapse your anus?

Estimated pro laps time??

[WinningIsHard 4015]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

do you know what that word means?

I guess it was a little ballsy to hope I could end an entire year before it was actually over. It was just a joke tho. I will try to be more serious from here on out sir. 

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

This is a confidant man. 

[futureman 22408]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I guess it was a little ballsy to hope I could end an entire year before it was actually over. It was just a joke tho. I will try to be more serious from here on out sir. 

“No” works, too. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

Be sure to share the streaming link with us!

[wood 11103]

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Be sure to share the streaming link with us!

Who knows ... maybe that's something he does all the time anyway. Link may already be out there ... nttawwt.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

11 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Be sure to share the streaming link with us!

I for one don't want him to share the link. If anyone wants to see that they have far worse issues than not hiring Urban as the next coach. Unless futureman is a chick, then I'm all in.

Edited November 8, 2020 by CfRhTxStBobcats

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I for one don't want him to share the link. If anyone wants to see that they have far worse issues than not hiring Urban as the next coach. 

I just want to see whether or not he’s a man of his word.

[Not a cat 5612]

It's not my bag, but I'd be willing to watch futureman fist himself if it meant getting urban.  I'm that aligned.

[WinningIsHard 4015]

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

“No” works, too. 

Alright it was a bad bluff lmao! I’m a dumbass but that’s definitely not a hill I’m willing to die on 😂. The English language is hard like winning football games. 

[futureman 22408]

6 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I just want to see whether or not he’s a man of his word.

Just now, Not a cat said:

It's not my bag, but I'd be willing to watch futureman fist himself if it meant getting urban.  I'm that aligned.

if you want to subscribe I’ll send you my onlyfans link

[wood 11103]

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’m a dumbass 

I mean, you're here, so ...

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

21 minutes ago, wood said:

Who knows ... maybe that's something he does all the time anyway. Link may already be out there ... nttawwt.

If the link is out there, @NowThis has it

[South Austin 52035]

This thread is ass, my dude.

[TexasEx 1667]

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This thread is ass, my dude.

I mean we need to keep the thread hot so CUM knows we’re still interested but this is not what I had in mind. 

[thunderlounge 7733]

31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This thread is ass, my dude.

 

Maybe so, but at least it's way tighter than your mom's.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Maybe so, but at least it's way tighter than @futureman's after he's done fisting himself.

Fify

[futureman 22408]

I will gladly send all of you a request for payment to my onlyfans so you can watch me go wrist-deep on myself

 

 

 

 

if urban becomes the coach at texas.  
 

anyone with half a brain knows my turd cutter is safe. 

Edited November 8, 2020 by futureman

[BurntOrange&White 39481]

I’m not paying to watch you fist your asshole because you were wrong. You’re going to do it on chaturbate for free dipshit. 

[futureman 22408]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m not paying to watch you fist your asshole because you were wrong. You’re going to do it on chaturbate for free dipshit. 

you’ll get nothing for free.  I don’t give away quality content for nothing.