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2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

What do you mean? 

Can't speak for him, but I'm guessing the need to hang on to recruits, potential recommits, etc., along with the looming vacancies at Wolverine and Pedo St.

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2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Can't speak for him, but I'm guessing the need to hang on to recruits, potential recommits, etc., along with the looming vacancies at Wolverine and Pedo St.

Could be that Urban won't agree in principle if Herman hasn't been fired/reassigned/shot into the sun and he's going to take another job if we keep dragging our feet

(assuming Dbeasy has inside info)

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Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

I don’t think Meyer goes back to the B10 so I’m curious which school that could be. 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

This is the bit I'm curious about ...

Posted
25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Third hand info that another job has opened so Meyer may or may not wait around to the end of the year to see what they do with Herman, if in fact they still haven’t made the final call on him yet.

Michigan?  Something tells me Urban may not want that job

Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I am guessing there is buyout money for Gus at Auburn.  That fan base hates him. 

Does he really want to deal with Saban and the rest of the SEC? And Urban doesn't have to coach at little brother schools anymore

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3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I am guessing there is buyout money for Gus at Auburn.  That fan base hates him. 

6. Gus Malzahn, Auburn ($6.9M salary; Buyout as of Dec 1st $21.4M)

 

Posted
6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Michigan?  Something tells me Urban may not want that job

Fickell seems like a good Michigan candidate if he is interested??

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Posted
7 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

This here is the penultimate post for 2020. Same dude who has been steady with the brocks coming to Texas thinks an idea is far fetched. I’m drawing a blank as to what you use as a compass for shit that’s believable lulz. I understand the chances are slim but with all the talk surrounding urban to Texas the fact that he hasn’t publicly shut it down has to keep a sliver of optimism alive. We had saban legitimately lined up so I don’t see the difference really. 

Posted
20 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

This here is the penultimate post for 2020. Same dude who has been steady with the brocks coming to Texas thinks an idea is far fetched. I’m drawing a blank as to what you use as a compass for shit that’s believable lulz. I understand the chances are slim but with all the talk surrounding urban to Texas the fact that he hasn’t publicly shut it down has to keep a sliver of optimism alive. We had saban legitimately lined up so I don’t see the difference really. 

The difference is we aren’t going to fuck this one up. CDC and the big nuts are going all in. The stars have aligned, and when all is said and done we will see the best decade of Texas Football in history. 
 

...is what I tell myself before bed each night while reading all the bad shit about our program. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

This here is the penultimate post for 2020. Same dude who has been steady with the brocks coming to Texas thinks an idea is far fetched. I’m drawing a blank as to what you use as a compass for shit that’s believable lulz. I understand the chances are slim but with all the talk surrounding urban to Texas the fact that he hasn’t publicly shut it down has to keep a sliver of optimism alive. We had saban legitimately lined up so I don’t see the difference really. 

do you know what that word means?

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Posted
30 minutes ago, futureman said:

do you know what that word means?

You had one last post before he killed you and you chose to use it this way???

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he’s only half wrong though.  we’d be lucky as hell to get urban but it’s fucking comical to think he’ll be coaching here.  it’s just not going to happen and this sad obsession our fanbase has right now is going to make us even more of a laughing stock when herman leads us out of the tunnel in 2021.  this thread is embarrassing. 

While Urban may or may not end up here, your dismissal of the possibility indicates you are completely clueless about what is happening.
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Posted
17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


While Urban may or may not end up here, your dismissal of the possibility indicates you are completely clueless about what is happening.

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

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The problem with Michigan being open isn’t because Urban might take it, it’s because Michigan being open takes another likely good replacement out of the running for Texas if Urban doesn’t come here.

Fuck the rest of the season, as a run to the B12 C’ship game will only be an anomaly in this down B12 year. This shit will continue to happen with tom over and over. The recruits are done with Texas. Regardless of why, he has drawn de-commitments from two of the top QBs in the next two classes, Ewers obviously being the best player of his class period. Other high recruits are following suit, and even our three star back in the ‘21 class (Brooks) is “looking around.” It’s fucked, and you think Tom’s the guy that’s going to coach these disaster classes up?

Give Urban the guarantee. This is why you fire his ass after OU and don’t pussy foot the fuck around. Unless they really do have something pretty bad on him.

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Posted
1 hour ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

Noted

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Posted
8 hours ago, futureman said:

do you know what that word means?

I guess it was a little ballsy to hope I could end an entire year before it was actually over. It was just a joke tho. I will try to be more serious from here on out sir. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I guess it was a little ballsy to hope I could end an entire year before it was actually over. It was just a joke tho. I will try to be more serious from here on out sir. 

“No” works, too. 

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Posted
7 hours ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

Be sure to share the streaming link with us!

Posted
4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Be sure to share the streaming link with us!

Who knows ... maybe that's something he does all the time anyway. Link may already be out there ... nttawwt.

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Be sure to share the streaming link with us!

I for one don't want him to share the link. If anyone wants to see that they have far worse issues than not hiring Urban as the next coach. Unless futureman is a chick, then I'm all in.

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Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I for one don't want him to share the link. If anyone wants to see that they have far worse issues than not hiring Urban as the next coach. 

I just want to see whether or not he’s a man of his word.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, futureman said:

“No” works, too. 

Alright it was a bad bluff lmao! I’m a dumbass but that’s definitely not a hill I’m willing to die on 😂. The English language is hard like winning football games. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I just want to see whether or not he’s a man of his word.

Just now, Not a cat said:

It's not my bag, but I'd be willing to watch futureman fist himself if it meant getting urban.  I'm that aligned.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This thread is ass, my dude.

I mean we need to keep the thread hot so CUM knows we’re still interested but this is not what I had in mind. 

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I will gladly send all of you a request for payment to my onlyfans so you can watch me go wrist-deep on myself

 

 

 

 

if urban becomes the coach at texas.  
 

anyone with half a brain knows my turd cutter is safe. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m not paying to watch you fist your asshole because you were wrong. You’re going to do it on chaturbate for free dipshit. 

you’ll get nothing for free.  I don’t give away quality content for nothing. 

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