Urban Meyer or bust

[ztejas 43237]

2 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

I just want to see whether or not he’s a man of his word.

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m not paying to watch you fist your asshole because you were wrong. You’re going to do it on chaturbate for free dipshit. 

Don't worry @satyanash is already subscribed. He'll post it for us

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

I will gladly send all of you a request for payment to my onlyfans so you can watch me go wrist-deep on myself

 

 

 

 

if urban becomes the coach at texas.  
 

anyone with half a brain knows my turd cutter is safe. 

You use a poop knife too?

[nycHorn 2958]

[stork642 4498]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

Great we all loose either way on that one.  Your proclamation isn’t really that big of a deal every thread on CR is full of people fisting themselves every day.  

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

3 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

I just want to see whether or not he’s a man of his word.

That's fair. I'll take your word for it though.

[Jack Wilson 313]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I will gladly send all of you a request for payment to my onlyfans so you can watch me go wrist-deep on myself

 

 

 

 

if urban becomes the coach at texas.  
 

anyone with half a brain knows my turd cutter is safe. 

Does anyone know why turds taper off?

[westexhorn 2006]

damn did we really go from possible candidates to futureman self-anal fisting?  that's gotta be a new low.

[idigTexas 2258]

34 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

damn did we really go from possible candidates to futureman self-anal fisting?  that's gotta be a new low.

If you think this is a new low, you haven't been paying attention. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

damn did we really go from possible candidates to futureman self-anal fisting?  that's gotta be a new low.

If you think that's a new low, you didn't watch the tcu game.

[NTVTXN 1432]

What in the name of Seymour Butts is going on around here? 
 

 

[Rimbo 25747]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

you have a habit of being wrong.  if urban inks his contract with texas I’ll fist myself on a live webcam.  he’s not coming to austin and you’re a moron. 

remind me about this in six months

[South Austin 52036]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

remind me about this in six months

Please don’t.

[victory88 5654]

On 11/7/2020 at 4:22 PM, Dbeasy said:

Texas is going to need to make a decision pretty soon.

This is why you fire him after ou.  Once again, we have terrible leaders that cannot be proactive about anything.  LSU, usc, and many programs have done mid season firings.  
 

Also, for those that don’t pay attention, recruiting is dead.  This is going to be one of the worst classes Texas signs.  Our 3 stars are even looking to bail.  Why play for a program whose head coach is on the hot seat that barely wins games against a mediocre schedule when LSU, ou, aggy are competing for playoff spots.  
 

We’re going to end up in a situation where Herman will do barely enough to keep his job.  Meanwhile recruiting is going to be in the gutter this year and next year.  Only for us to fire him next season when he produces the same results he has the last 4 years.

CDC needs to be gone.  The rot in this program starts at the top.  Good athletics directors make good decisions.  They don’t give coaches extensions after 5 loss seasons and they fire coaches when they know the program is on life support.  Fuck CDC, fuck Herman, and fuck this athletic department that only cares about dollar signs.  We are a joke of a program and it will be par for course for us to fuck up locking down a top 3 coach sitting there while we keep Mensa here.  We can go hire fleck or whatever other mediocre coach next year.  Rinse, repeat.

[futureman 22408]

8 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

What in the name of Seymour Butts is going on around here? 
 

 

this is a sad, stupid thread and I needed to remind everyone of that. 

herman is going to be here in 2021

[NoName 16271]

On 11/6/2020 at 4:24 PM, ClubWhatever said:

if he’s on the table then this optics bullshit of waiting for Herman to lose more game is a bunch of fucking pointless pussy ass shit.  Just fire this wanker and bring in the real coach now.  

and now...the next coach of the University of Texas - who has a lot of experience being called a wanker!
 

Spoiler

 

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

remind me about this in six months

Username kind of checks out...

[ClubWhatever 12085]

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

This is why you fire him after ou.  Once again, we have terrible leaders that cannot be proactive about anything.  LSU, usc, and many programs have done mid season firings.  
 

Also, for those that don’t pay attention, recruiting is dead.  This is going to be one of the worst classes Texas signs.  Our 3 stars are even looking to bail.  Why play for a program whose head coach is on the hot seat that barely wins games against a mediocre schedule when LSU, ou, aggy are competing for playoff spots.  
 

We’re going to end up in a situation where Herman will do barely enough to keep his job.  Meanwhile recruiting is going to be in the gutter this year and next year.  Only for us to fire him next season when he produces the same results he has the last 4 years.

CDC needs to be gone.  The rot in this program starts at the top.  Good athletics directors make good decisions.  They don’t give coaches extensions after 5 loss seasons and they fire coaches when they know the program is on life support.  Fuck CDC, fuck Herman, and fuck this athletic department that only cares about dollar signs.  We are a joke of a program and it will be par for course for us to fuck up locking down a top 3 coach sitting there while we keep Mensa here.  We can go hire fleck or whatever other mediocre coach next year.  Rinse, repeat.

I’d like to see what happens when you really lose it

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

this is a sad, stupid thread and I needed to remind everyone of that. 
herman is going to be here in 2021

Just like the Brocks will be here right?

[Steamboat1874 4030]

Same old tired ass shit.

Texas will never hire Urban Meyer and if you think they would you are a fucking idiot.

Even If they did and he lost 2 games his first season all of you would be screaming to fire him too.

Get over yourselves. Herman will be our coach at least 2 more years.

Deal with it.

[ClubWhatever 12085]

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

 

Texas will never hire Urban Meyer and if you think they would you are a fucking idiot.

 

[tonedeaf 56]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

I will gladly send all of you a request for payment to my onlyfans so you can watch me go wrist-deep on myself

 

 

 

 

if urban becomes the coach at texas.  
 

anyone with half a brain knows my turd cutter is safe. 

I'm not going back to look but I don't remember you mentioning any type of payment or money in your original post.  Is this not a freebie?  

[LTtxfan 48915]

6 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Same old tired ass shit.  Texas will never hire Urban Meyer and if you think they would you are a fucking idiot.  Even If they did and he lost 2 games his first season all of you would be screaming to fire him too.

Get over yourselves. Herman will be our coach at least 2 more years.

Deal with it.

Reading this post is like...

[Zeus 5943]

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

This thread is ass, my dude.

 

17 hours ago, Not a cat said:

It's not my bag, but I'd be willing to watch futureman fist himself if it meant getting urban.  I'm that aligned.

 

[jinx 2635]

15 hours ago, futureman said:

I will gladly send all of you a request for payment to my onlyfans so you can watch me go wrist-deep on myself

 

 

 

 

if urban becomes the coach at texas.  
 

anyone with half a brain knows my turd cutter is safe. 

It will be on the old site for free at some point I am sure

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

this dude's willing to stick his entire hand up his ass and you cheap fucks won't chip in a few dollars for the trouble?

[futureman 22408]

44 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Reading this post is like...

hey look you didn’t post a tweet

[BradInATX 9208]

15 hours ago, stork642 said:

Great we all loose either way on that one.  

I think futureman is the only one that's going to be loose afterwards.

[BurntOrange&White 39481]

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

Porta potty girl's cousin texted me that Urban was planning to say yes today, but after checking out this thread he intends to decline in order to spare futureman's ass.

[stork642 4498]

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I think futureman is the only one that's going to be loose afterwards.

It’s a lose loose situation or is it a loose lose situation?  Pretty sure it’s one of those.  

[WinningIsHard 4015]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Same old tired ass shit.

Texas will never hire Urban Meyer and if you think they would you are a fucking idiot.

Even If they did and he lost 2 games his first season all of you would be screaming to fire him too.

Get over yourselves. Herman will be our coach at least 2 more years.

Deal with it.

At least two more years. You see a scenario where he gets another contract extension but all of us are fucking idiots? That’s next level trolling, well played sir. Honestly all the complaining we are doing and wanting urban Meyer is how we are “dealing with it” lol. I really don’t think herman gets fired during a world wide pandemic but a man can fucking dream can’t he 

[closetohumping 17379]

6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

At least two more years. You see a scenario where he gets another contract extension but all of us are fucking idiots? That’s next level trolling, well played sir. Honestly all the complaining we are doing and wanting urban Meyer is how we are “dealing with it” lol. I really don’t think herman gets fired during a world wide pandemic but a man can fucking dream can’t he 

Gary Anderson did.  If USU is willing to make a move, maybe we are as well

[runthebone 7929]

56 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Gary Anderson did.  If USU is willing to make a move, maybe we are as well

That's different.  Utah State cares about winning

[Rimbo 25747]

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Username kind of checks out...

[wood 11103]

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Same old tired ass shit.

Texas will never hire Urban Meyer and if you think they would you are a fucking idiot.

Even If they did and he lost 2 games his first season all of you would be screaming to fire him too.

Get over yourselves. Herman will be our coach at least 2 more years.

Deal with it.

2 losses? Herman has averaged 5 losses for almost 4 seasons. 2 losses would be a dramatic improvement.

[Blackcat00 759]

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Same old tired ass shit.

Texas will never hire Urban Meyer and if you think they would you are a fucking idiot.

Even If they did and he lost 2 games his first season all of you would be screaming to fire him too.

Get over yourselves. Herman will be our coach at least 2 more years.

Deal with it.

Someone who thinks Herman is here two more years is calling someone a fucking idiot. This thread has officially derailed. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5019]

So how is everyone gonna feel after the angry little groundhogs hire Urban and we get Harbaugh?

[Mr.Hovis 68]

11 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Someone who thinks Herman is here two more years is calling someone a fucking idiot. This thread has officially derailed. 

And that's fair.

[Wishbone 4731]

1 hour ago, Mr.Hovis said:

And that's fair.

We only report fair and accurate here sir.

[futureman 22408]

2 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

Someone who thinks Herman is here two more years is calling someone a fucking idiot. This thread has officially derailed. 

saying herman will be here for another 10 years isn’t as stupid as saying urban meyer is going to coach here in 2021. this is the most desperate, dumbest, saddest fucking thread in the history of shaggy/surly. 

[wood 11103]

Internet Nostradamuses (sp?), so vehement about what can and simply can not happen in the sports world are always good entertainment ... never allowing for any possibility, no matter how likely or unlikely, telling everyone what idiots they are for even allowing for a slim chance, etc. Keep up the great work!

[WinningIsHard 4015]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

saying herman will be here for another 10 years isn’t as stupid as saying urban meyer is going to coach here in 2021. this is the most desperate, dumbest, saddest fucking thread in the history of shaggy/surly. 

A fire Tom herman thread started in 2017 when he was hired. That thread doesn’t seem to have aged well bud. I’d say maybe wait till 2021 football season to toss out your super credible, super serious perspective. If surly doesn’t take futureman serious from here on out about urban Meyer then I’ll fist his ass on the same account just before he fists his own ass. Call it a warm up for the big show. 

[wood 11103]

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

A fire Tom herman thread started in 2017 when he was hired. That thread doesn’t seem to have aged well bud. I’d say maybe wait till 2021 football season to toss out your super credible, super serious perspective. If surly doesn’t take futureman serious from here on out about urban Meyer then I’ll fist his ass on the same account just before he fists his own ass. Call it a warm up for the big show. 

There's always that one guy that takes things just a little too far ... lol.

[futureman 22408]

6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

A fire Tom herman thread started in 2017 when he was hired. That thread doesn’t seem to have aged well bud.

ah, so you’re new.  you seemed regarded. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

17 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

A fire Tom herman thread started in 2017 when he was hired. That thread doesn’t seem to have aged well bud. I’d say maybe wait till 2021 football season to toss out your super credible, super serious perspective. If surly doesn’t take futureman serious from here on out about urban Meyer then I’ll fist his ass on the same account just before he fists his own ass. Call it a warm up for the big show. 

[TexasEx 1667]

I miss the days of giddy optomism and sideburn analysis. Now it's all "no news is good news, right?" and fisting offers.

[ztejas 43237]

Some of you didn't pay money to watch a shitty TCU team beat us at home this year and it shows. 

[Valmy77 13092]

10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

 

Even If they did and he lost 2 games his first season all of you would be screaming to fire him to.

We would?

Is this like that guy giving us shit for being mad about all the conference titles we are winning?

We had a four loss season in 2018 and we were ready to build a Herman statue. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about man. 

What drugs are you taking that are causing you to hallucinate all these two loss seasons you claim are pissing us off? I might want some the way things are going.

[Not a cat 5612]

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

So how is everyone gonna feel after the angry little groundhogs hire Urban and we get Harbaugh?

I'm not willing to go to futureman levels of confidence, but michigan isn't offering urban and urban isn't accepting any offer from Michigan.