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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

Keep up

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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Can everyone plz retweet this  

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36 minutes ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

Now is that more or less than the average page view on Pornhub...... asking for a fiend... I mean friend.

 

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3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Any news on if urban has renewed his fox contract?

No, but Howard Stern did renew his contract with Sirius. He doesn’t know shit about sports or football, but I’m sure he knows better than to throw WR screens to Cade Brewer with Kai Money lead blocking. 

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Hey guys, not a BMD, but have a friend that mows the lawn of a guy that is friends with a BMD’s cousin. He said Akers was the hold up in the negotiation, so CDC had him taken care of... should have an announcement in about 3 squids of a Larry bird.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

So roughly the amount of hours lost reading a single Randolph Duke post in the aggy thread. 

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29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:
Bro, should drop a neg on you for being an idoit and using Carthage as where one gets blasted too.
With my massive rep tally, it alone would neg you to Bolivian. 
However, I'm otherwise on page with you, so you get to live another day. Good thing, because tomorrow is the big day.

Carthage? Nah man. Nothing against any Texas town. Cartagena, Colombia.

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Just thinking out loud but, given the positive COVID-19 tests were conducted on Saturday or Sunday morning (i.e., a matter of hours after the entire team was confined in a plane together with the infected), you have to expect 5 positive individuals would be many multiples of that as far as contact tracing goes. Way more so than if the tests were done mid-week. 

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14 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Look, now it's getting serious.

Bolivian whose capital is Austinia is well know to be the place where all things heavily blown go. Not some Ivy league, frufru, Yankee ass college.

 

If you really have information regarding an ass college, in Yankeenia or not, your own sense of decency should impel you to contact Mr. Future.

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3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

User name checks out.  Never met a Canadian or Australian that I didn’t like.

I've never met him but Justin Bieber is a Canadian and he's a massive douche nozzle, so, if your premise is that all Canadians are good folks, then I can't agree with you.

 

 

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8 hours ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Dear fake insiders,

This thread has really lost it's mojo since UM allegedly gave Texas a 'no thank you your majesty'.  Any rumors appreciated.  The fake and shitter the better.

Sincerely,

Addicted to the interwebs 

 

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.

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