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Posted
10 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

You never heard what they said about you when you left the room.

Since I usually pick up the bar tab, it’s “God Bless Texas”.

Posted
Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

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Posted
2 hours ago, immamac said:

Considering the average pageview is ~2m 45s it's actually more like 45,833 hours of lost productivity. 

I'm doing a study on malcontents and procrastinators, so this is just immersive ethnographic research for me. Take my numbers out.

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

Four days to Kansas

Yet Tom is still coaching us

It's Urban or bust

Edited by MichaelDicksonFanClub
I forgot what day it was
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Posted
25 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dammit CFP committee, why did you have to rank us in the top 20?

You just can't expect to be left out of the CFP ranking every week.

Posted
13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

We can all rest easy that no matter what we all have been thru this week and no matter what may have or may not have transpired, Columbus is still a shithole

game of thrones agree GIF

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:
2 hours ago, Ultimate Failure said:
Lawyers are fucking slime.  Just one small step above Canadians in my book.

Good job stereotyping an entire group of people. Some Canadians are cool cats.

Man... lawyers are the same as any group. A lot of average people, some excellent people, and some terrible people. They aren't slime and are certainly more than a small step above Canuckies.

Posted
3 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Rewind with Herman is cancelled tonight. OSU Michigan game cancelled. That's about it.

Some thing to see there or nothing to see there?

Posted
3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this threadimage.gif.2f9625df222852924697d59a2ae87b97.gif

Shelley is active on Twitter tonight so hopefully there’s some info along the way.

Posted
2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Shelley is active on Twitter tonight so hopefully there’s some info along the way.

I don’t need anything from the outside world. This thread is a 500+ page terrarium. It’s self-sustaining at this point

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Posted
9 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Basically everything Is canceled...except this threadimage.gif.2f9625df222852924697d59a2ae87b97.gif

Fuck you.  I haven’t wanted a cigarette in years and this gave me the lung itch.

Posted
57 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

This is BULLSHIT

we do haiku';s around here, sign out front should have told you

Sign out front said left for fisting or right to be fisted, there was a haiku room? What do I do with all this lube on my on my hands now? Fuck it I’ll stay here 

Posted
6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

People ask, why do you keep this thread alive? I have 1 answer for those folks. My entire avatar is based on this thread. Without it I am lost. 

Soooo.....Kendra Scott, huh? Would bang

Posted
28 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I don’t need anything from the outside world. This thread is a 500+ page terrarium. It’s self-sustaining at this point

As long as we can get Chinese food and pizza delivered, I could live here forever.

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Posted
1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She's a massive downgrade from Michelle

But, I've got Big Dick Energy now. It's a prerequisite for participating on this never-ending thread.

Posted
1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

But, I've got Big Dick Energy now. It's a prerequisite for participating on this never-ending thread.

Put your big dick energy in Michelle. Kendra is only worth it for the alimony

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