Urban Meyer or bust

[HenryJames 65884]

12 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

So Urban Meyer still hasn’t said “nah.” Tom Herman is still the corch. Mack Brown’s a bitch. You can spell other things with the letters in “Rap Game Larry.” A BBQ chain has good breakfast tacos. I nearly burned myself to deaths grilling these burgers like this on my WSM.

 

[Underdog 28443]

6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I ate steak tonight. That's what winners do. Eat steak because night shift fucks.

#metoo, with scalloped potatoes. 

[Horn80 6075]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs today. Brisket Saturday! 

What spices are in your rub?

[troph 24561]

2 minutes ago, PDX_Horn said:

Wish I had more rep to give out...I commend you, sir. 

He’s a she.  But you’re new here so it’s ok. 

Edited December 11, 2020 by troph

[Octavian 1025]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Wait if this Urbs talking to the current players (one of whom is related to our boy HFD) then this is curtains. We’re done here. We cracked the case. Nyt shift strikes again!!!

[Underdog 28443]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

According the sources close with the program, I have indicated to the hamburgers that I’m leaning toward not eating all of them.

Have to say those are some good looking burgers.  

[troph 24561]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

What spices are in your rub?

Can’t be too spicy in your rub it would be uncomfortable or so I’ve heard. 

[UncleBuck 6444]

 

Don’t be hating on my Timblinz!

[PDX_Horn 24]

1 minute ago, troph said:

He’s a she.  But you’re new here so it’s ok. 

Actually been around for a while, took a break, and after 10,000 beers forgot my password...such is life.

[RGBIII 22798]

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

What spices are in your rub?

I use Meat Church Holy Gospel or Special Shit from BCR. Then add extra black pepper

[alphahorn 1637]

Since Covid has delayed things, I'm re-watching what should be the official series of the night shift - Peaky Blinders.  Because, the night shift makes the rules around here.

[UncleBuck 6444]

I use Meat Church Holy Gospel or Special Shit from BCR. Then add extra black pepper

Adding the extra course black pepper to any rub is the move.

[Bevo14 8272]

11 minutes ago, troph said:

New York style greasy foldable kolaches, Caesar kolache and a kolache's choice of Bordeaux here. Because the night shift fucks, or at least I do!! 

fify

[Alien Octopus 499]

51 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You above all people here should know how negotiations with a mercurial buyer or seller work. It’s never any one thing, but there is always some combo of things stacking up that can sabotage the deal, and avoiding that is how a deal can wrap. 

I’ve lived in Texas my whole life and grew up in a predominantly hispanic neighborhood. But hey, you can work with whatever image you’d like in order to make yourself feel better regarding about how I or anyone else pronounce shit. 

That considered, the premise that calling people here who disagree with you about kolaches a bunch of know-nothing yankees is so tedious that it isn’t even worth rebutting. 

BBQ is another one that a lot of you dipshits revel in getting pompous over, while you simultaneously want to claim how down home and folksy you are. Franklins is great, sure. So is Pinkerton’s in Houston. They’re also great with the BBQ sauce they offer. Gasp!! Yep. Get over yourself. The worst BBQ I ever had was so good I couldn’t stand it, but whatever.

Also, Bill Miller makes great fucking breakfast tacos. But feel free to now expound upon how there is only like one great breakfast taco place and it’s the one that you like. It feels inevitable. 

Pinkerton's has a great bar, but the BBQ is the opposite of great.

[Chili dog 1787]

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Born and raised in Texas.  Spent four of the best years of my life on the 40.  Having lived significant portions of my life in both states, I’ll say this... Texas could use a little more California and California could use a little more Texas.  

I’m sure you’re a good guy, but fuck California. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4658]

Night shift, LFG!

 

 

[Bevo14 8272]

I feel like somebody should make a night's watch GoT gif for the night crew but it wouldn't be right if I did it since I'm not really in the night crew.

Spoiler

That's code for "I'm lazy as shit".

 

[mr.goodkat 464]

2 hours ago, alphahorn said:

There is only one hot dog and it's Hebrew National

obviously you have never had taylor weenies

[StassneyHorn 6535]

36 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I grew up in the land of kolaches.  All of you are wrong.  Kolaches have a fruit filling, anything with meat is a pig in the blanket.  Fight me.

I made my mom cry once when I said “These aren’t pigs in a blanket, they’re cabbage rolls.”

she still calls them piggies

[tejas60 3526]

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I made my mom cry once when I said “These aren’t pigs in a blanket, they’re cabbage rolls.”

she still calls them piggies

you insensitive bastard.

[Underdog 28443]

Slovacek's makes a mean sausage. 

[alphahorn 1637]

4 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

obviously you have never had taylor weenies

that's like comparing Red Breast and Lagavulin

[LTtxfan 48952]

SIAP...

Urban Meyer made some interesting comments on his future

Patrick Conn  3 hrs ago

The Texas Longhorns were in pursuit of bringing Urban Meyer to the Forty Acres until a report earlier this week stated he wouldn’t return to coaching. This left some fans disappointed with the idea that they missed out on another top coach after a failed attempt to get Nick Saban several years back.

Meyer joined the Herd with Colin Cowherd and discussed a multitude of topics including the Big Ten Conference and who will play for the title game. One of the topics surrounded if Urban will coach again.

“To say I don’t think about it, it’s every day,” Urban stated. “It would have to be the perfect perfect situation. It would have to be something that I was confident the health issues are something I could overcome, at least prevent. So I don’t know, at this point, I think I’m done but I would never say I’m never done. ”

The timing of the interview with Cowherd is interesting. Former Longhorn Brian Jones stated on The Ticket in Dallas, that the Urban to Texas thing isn’t dead and to ‘hold on tight.’

Many have stated that Urban Meyer won’t come to Texas due to the health issues but Meyer has yet to say it publically. Could there be some semblance of hope for him to Texas, probably not. However, 11 days before he took the job at Ohio State, they denied that he would take the job.

It appears the next few weeks could be a wild and rocky ride.

 

[Burt Macklin 18989]

31 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

So Urban Meyer still hasn’t said “nah.” Tom Herman is still the corch. Mack Brown’s a bitch. You can spell other things with the letters in “Rap Game Larry.” A BBQ chain has good breakfast tacos. I nearly burned myself to deaths grilling these burgers like this on my WSM.

I hope you put some new shoes on your Christmas list. 

[maninblack 7974]

[PDX_Horn 24]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

that's like comparing Red Breast and Lagavulin

Lol

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

27 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs today. Brisket Saturday! 

This is when you’re supposed to respond with, “Only if you show me your burger.”.

[Urbanmeyerscyst 2]

23 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

What’s the deal with the laptop?

[derpyhorndog 2554]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...

Urban Meyer made some interesting comments on his future

Patrick Conn  3 hrs ago

The Texas Longhorns were in pursuit of bringing Urban Meyer to the Forty Acres until a report earlier this week stated he wouldn’t return to coaching. This left some fans disappointed with the idea that they missed out on another top coach after a failed attempt to get Nick Saban several years back.

Meyer joined the Herd with Colin Cowherd and discussed a multitude of topics including the Big Ten Conference and who will play for the title game. One of the topics surrounded if Urban will coach again.

“To say I don’t think about it, it’s every day,” Urban stated. “It would have to be the perfect perfect situation. It would have to be something that I was confident the health issues are something I could overcome, at least prevent. So I don’t know, at this point, I think I’m done but I would never say I’m never done. ”

The timing of the interview with Cowherd is interesting. Former Longhorn Brian Jones stated on The Ticket in Dallas, that the Urban to Texas thing isn’t dead and to ‘hold on tight.’

Many have stated that Urban Meyer won’t come to Texas due to the health issues but Meyer has yet to say it publically. Could there be some semblance of hope for him to Texas, probably not. However, 11 days before he took the job at Ohio State, they denied that he would take the job.

It appears the next few weeks could be a wild and rocky ride.

Not sure it's a good thing that this is now picking up steam in the media again. I'd honestly prefer the speculation be contained to the degenerate trust tree that is this thread. 

[Octavian 1025]

1 minute ago, Urbanmeyerscyst said:

What’s the deal with the laptop?

Ceddy is that u?

[UncleBuck 6444]

I hope you put some new shoes on your Christmas list. 

F that. Gunna wear ‘em until they start talking. Hate breaking in shoes.

[Nicole44 22027]

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not sure it's a good thing that this is now picking up steam in the media again. I'd honestly prefer the speculation be contained to the degenerate trust tree that is this thread. 

Yes we are in the nest now. Lots of lurkers and eyes on this thread though. 

That was probably too racy! Lol. Deleted. But that was for y’all night shift peeps

Edited December 11, 2020 by Nicole44

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

17 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Night shift, LFG!

 

 

Unique strategy for eating Fritos. Julienned?

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Unique strategy for eating Fritos. Julienned?

Ya. What are the rocks for? 

[victory88 5654]

Okay what’s the significance of the laptop pic?

[BrazilHorn 6576]

29 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Wait if this Urbs talking to the current players (one of whom is related to our boy HFD) then this is curtains. We’re done here. We cracked the case. Nyt shift strikes again!!!

No way in a million years the players could keep this a secret, but I still want to believe. (Although I know you’re joking)

[Urbanmeyerscyst 2]

6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Ceddy is that u?

I wish then I would have unyielding confidence of urban to Texas. I’m more of a rap game Larry guy anyways 

[mr.goodkat 464]

8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

F that. Gunna wear ‘em until they start talking. Hate breaking in shoes.

user name checks out on the shoes 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 889]

Lost a lot of respect for this thread with all of the kolache love and no mention of pierogis. Blasphemous 

[washparkhorn 9934]

40 minutes ago, troph said:

He’s a she.  But you’re new here so it’s ok. 

 

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes we are in the nest now. Lots of lurkers and eyes on this thread though. 

love the high waisted bottoms.

And troph has always had good taste in women. 

Edited December 11, 2020 by washparkhorn

[Rip76 4912]

The nyt time is the ryt time.

A sipper of Jack, a little Doyle Bramhall on the turntable, and doing some research.

 

[Poolflood 845]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm half Czech and don't like fruit kolaches. Sue me. I'll eat the koblasniks (sausage or meat fully enclosed in the roll) or whatever you call them all day long. They call pigs-in-a-blanket "kolaches" in North Dallas. I call them Highland Park kolaches.

Based on this post alone you should never claim any Czech ever again.

[Hmbre97 6297]

20 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

obviously you have never had taylor weenies

[derpyhorndog 2554]

40 minutes ago, Octavian said:

For those who are too lazy, this what HFD posted:

 

@hornfromdallas, do you intentionally fuzz up these pictures post-shot or do avoid that step by taking them all with a potato? 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes we are in the nest now. Lots of lurkers and eyes on this thread though. 

[HenryJames 65884]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

and doing some research.

So...porn?

[Levi 2576]

18 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I feel like somebody should make a night's watch GoT gif for the night crew but it wouldn't be right if I did it since I'm not really in the night crew.

  Hide contents

That's code for "I'm lazy as shit".

 

Specking of. I’m also to lazy to do this but I’m surprised someone hasn’t done it already. The hitler in the bunker video where he’s pissed off with English subtitles  would be great right now for Herman’s situation. I think it’s from the German movie “Downfall”. 

[PDX_Horn 24]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

The nyt time is the ryt time.

A sipper of Jack, a little Doyle Bramhall on the turntable, and doing some research.

 

Jesus, I used to come back from games with like 2-3 of those koozies stuffed in my pockets back in the glory days (2008-2009). 

Very sexy tumbler btw 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Can we somehow fire Mack Brown again?

I'm sure UM came away thinking, yeah thanks for the info Mack, but if I ever lose more than 2 games in this shitty conference I won't have to be run out of town, I'll resign.

[LTtxfan 48952]

    SpaceX prototype Starship rocket SN8 explodes during test flight...

 

Crazy 2020...