Urban Meyer or bust

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Always wanted to watch that. Wife can’t handle accents. Smh 

that's why they have subtitles. it's must watch tv

[DFW Horn 6671]

1 hour ago, troph said:

He’s a she.  But you’re new here so it’s ok. 

Pics of you and your friend?

[brown water 3789]

31 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this photo.  need some context to verify it's not a stock photo 

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18171]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Don't know. I don't post here much anymore. But it's LonghornLawyer/Ghost of LL

Sounds like a lawyer I'd avoid hiring

[Poolflood 845]

Just now, THUJONE said:

I'm gonna answer it. His dick never made it in the fire pit. He was getting his dick out when he fell into the fire pit face first. 

1 - this is why night shift rules.

2 - what is his surly name?  It's  @immamac isn't it?

[Cairn Horn88 8503]

9 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Here we go:

 

He. Took. It. Out?

[JesusSweatDuck 18171]

1 minute ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

[Nicole44 22326]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Don't know. I don't post here much anymore. But it's LonghornLawyer/Ghost of LL

Ahhh yes. 

[Atticus 4228]

1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

Pinkerton's has a great bar, but the BBQ is the opposite of great.

Boothisman.gif

GP is good people, and his BBQ is good eatin'

[RGBIII 23020]

2 minutes ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

[THUJONE 4550]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Ahhh yes. 

GOLL as Pedobear. Classic.

[Texasrocks 2253]

Just now, Poolflood said:

1 - this is why night shift rules.

2 - what is his surly name?  It's  @immamac isn't it?

Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, THUJONE said:

GOLL as Pedobear. Classic.

 Best thread ever! Classic. The build up was outstanding. One of the reasons I joined Shaggy against my brother’s strenuous objections. Lmao. 

[Radical Larry 28826]

18 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Careful, we've had get-togethers where one member fell into my fire pit while trying to get his dick out. 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Why was his dick in your fire pit???

 

Never mind.  Don't answer that.  I don't want to know.

What do you do when you see a hot piece of ash?

[Octavian 1025]

47 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Spoiler alert: He's not going to respond. His MO is to drop a curiosity bomb with no context every once in a while and sit back and watch us stir. Maybe we'll get three ninja emojis. Maybe. 

@hornfromdallas prove him wrong 👀👀👀

[pops 7161]

Ghost of LL had maybe the best avatar in the history of TOS

[Underdog 29237]

Agreed. 

[washparkhorn 9974]

@Ghost of LL is around. 

[pops 7161]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 Best thread ever! Classic. The build up was outstanding. One of the reasons I joined Shaggy against my brother’s strenuous objections. Lmao. 

Your brother sounds like he doesn't have BDE

[Nicole44 22326]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 Best thread ever! Classic. The build up was outstanding. One of the reasons I joined Shaggy against my brother’s strenuous objections. Lmao. 

I wish I had all the pictures of him eating breakfast (Cafe Brazil I think) with the costume on and him heading into the Cotton Bowl.  And then suddenly it was all over the sports news. 

[Etexhorn13 3103]

20 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Here we go:

 

Gives new meaning to the term “fire crotch”

[alphahorn 1637]

15 minutes ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

Now that's legit! and fwiw, i gave thumbs up to the brisket

Edited December 11, 2020 by alphahorn

[D_Goose 506]

13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He. Took. It. Out?

[runthebone 8380]

PedoBear...good memories.

[washparkhorn 9974]

18 minutes ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

damn fine looking cut. (salt to dry-out and form the crust?)

And the brisket pic - outstanding. 

Edited December 11, 2020 by washparkhorn

[Rip76 5022]

I think day crew took us today.

[Blotto 24045]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

PedoBear...good memories.

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

16 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.

Maybe the joke was on us and futureman is the ass jar guy. 

Edited December 11, 2020 by PassiveAggressiveCoach

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, Blotto said:

 

Nicely done. 

[Harvdog 2417]

A feast fit for a new coach and Futureman’s date with his fist. 

[alphahorn 1637]

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think day crew took us today.

and when we deliver Herman's firing tomorrow, I guess you'll give them credit

[Majorcholas 560]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

PedoBear...good memories.

Whatever happened to the pimp guy?

Or that crackhead dangersnax?

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

Or that crackhead dangersnax?

I assume he's been busy leading the football team this year and now looking for a new job.

[Blotto 24045]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Nicely done. 

Lulz, I googled "shaggytexas pedobear dancing" and clicked images, and there it was. The internet never forgets. 

Also returned the pedo-cameltoe gif

Edited December 11, 2020 by Blotto

[Texas Flood 1386]

3 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Holy shit!!!!!! CDC is RapGameLarry! Do I win the prize?

👊

[Laxtonto 13328]

Geoff Ketchum @gkketch

1m

 

The @texascardhouse War Room has just been dropped. About Urban Meyer... texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/the-te…

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, Blotto said:

Lulz, I googled "shaggytexas pedobear dancing" and clicked images, and there it was. The internet never forgets. 

I don’t think the newbies quite get this site that they have joined. Yet...lol.

[Rip76 5022]

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

and when we deliver Herman's firing tomorrow, I guess you'll give them credit

Not a chance.

[Nicole44 22326]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Geoff Ketchum @gkketch

1m

 

The @texascardhouse War Room has just been dropped. About Urban Meyer... texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/the-te…

What does it say? I don’t speak 9.95! 

[The Dog 44871]

Oh gawd if anyone can fuck this up (assuming it's even happening) it's fucking Ketch.

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Not a chance.

That's right because no matter what time TH is fired or UM is hired, both events happened on THE NIGHT SHIFT

[Rip76 5022]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Geoff Ketchum @gkketch

1m

 

The @texascardhouse War Room has just been dropped. About Urban Meyer... texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/the-te…

I can't see sh*t captain.

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does it say? I don’t speak 9.95! 

No idea, but I assume it's whatever happened here two days ago.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Geoff Ketchum @gkketch

1m

 

The @texascardhouse War Room has just been dropped. About Urban Meyer... texas.forums.rivals.com/threads/the-te…

English GD it! 

[Octavian 1025]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

That's right because no matter what time TH is fired or UM is hired, both events happened on THE NIGHT SHIFT

Night shift can’t end if we don’t go to sleep

[TexasRenegade 2612]

6 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Whatever happened to the pimp guy?

Or that crackhead dangersnax?

Do not say it's name or it will appear

 

 

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

No idea, but I assume it's whatever happened here two days ago.

Well we have to stop Ketch and FCB. Those two bastards must be stopped. 

[brojangles2 795]

It’s hilarious to look back and realize that it NEVER got any better than play 1 from scrimmage to Josh Moore. Literally the top of the rollercoaster. What a fucking waste again. 

[MoJames 8258]