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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I'm just glad it wasn't long term disability.

Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

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7 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had helped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

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Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had spacer.pnghelped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

cute overload

a dog's dog.

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Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

I wish I had the best screen cap of that. Can't tried.

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Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had helped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

Two pyrs here. Because I usually give them pizza crusts, they have this idea that any and all pizza belongs to them.  Any box or plate left unattended for any minuscule amount of time will get disappeared. 

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25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rhonda shear is now 65 years old and has a net worth of $10m

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

PSA: don't google Rhonda Shear.  Just keep the memories.

 

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And she made it selling bras and lingerie.

And not her personal bras and lingerie, but new/unused bras and lingerie.

You'd think selling panties on QVC/HSN would be more lucrative. 

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Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

Mmmm. Helen Slater. 

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Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

 

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Two pyrs here. Because I usually give them pizza crusts, they have this idea that any and all pizza belongs to them.  Any box or plate left unattended for any minuscule amount of time will get disappeared. 

We fostered a Pyrenees for about six months.  I loved that dog.  6C804F38-F36F-4BD3-9A68-F985A7B7F3DF.thumb.jpeg.c34747b86413cce517554505f05d9528.jpeg

 

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16 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Urbans Audi blocking the guy who parked in his spot.

 

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7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Audi with a tie in. Nice. Looking better.

 

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to chip that audi

So, yeah. That's a Mercedes, not an Audi.

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allow me to interject on a serious note in this malign fiesta of refacing....

lost in the shuffle of a rona-9/11 every day, orange man, kraken caucus, the economy, and and and.....

 

2 days ago the Artemis astronauts eligible for selection for lunar missions starting in '24 were announced, and a Horn made the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson

Stephanie has more hours in space than any African American, male or female.  She earned her Ba.Sc at Harvard, and her MA.ASe on the 40 in '92.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-names-artemis-team-of-astronauts-eligible-for-early-moon-missions

hook'em Steph

stick that landing

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