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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

A Christmas Tale worth telling!

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PSA - If you want to see how we got here you can turn on LHN and watch Mack Brown see our OL struggle to block Rice. FML.  can we please get Urban and remove the shitstain the Brown and Patterson caused?

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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PSA - If you want to see how we got here you can turn on LHN and watch Mack Brown see our OL struggle to block Rice. FML.  can we please get Urban and remove the shitstain the Brown and Patterson caused.

Watching now. 
midway through the 3rd we’re up 13-9.

Should be 40-9

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8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

allow me to interject on a serious note in this malign fiesta of refacing....

lost in the shuffle of a rona-9/11 every day, orange man, kraken caucus, the economy, and and and.....

 

2 days ago the Artemis astronauts eligible for selection for lunar missions starting in '24 were announced, and a Horn made the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson

Stephanie has more hours in space than any African American, male or female.  She earned her Ba.Sc at Harvard, and her MA.ASe on the 40 in '92.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-names-artemis-team-of-astronauts-eligible-for-early-moon-missions

hook'em Steph

stick that landing

Stephanie just secured Hayden Conner. Maybe she should be the next OL coach. 

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20 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2 days ago the Artemis astronauts eligible for selection for lunar missions starting in '24 were announced, and a Horn made the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson

Stephanie has more hours in space than any African American, male or female.  She earned her Ba.Sc at Harvard, and her MA.ASe on the 40 in '92.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-names-artemis-team-of-astronauts-eligible-for-early-moon-missions

hook'em Steph

stick that landing

Hook 'em

Light that candle. 

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3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

comatose octopii reanimated with soy sauce.

no scissoring vids from nicole yet.

face on, face off.

high-heat meat.  nttawwt.

big dogs.  thievers of human nutrition.

Have eaten that in Korea

Give it time

Miyagi or Nic cage?

Pass

If you can't run with them, stay on the porch 

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16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'd take Pee Wee Herman over Tom Herman.

Biker #2 : [the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage]  I say we kill him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #3 : I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #4 : I say we stomp him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #4 : Then we tattoo him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #4 : Then we hang him...!

Biker Gang : [shout]  YEAH!'!

Biker #4 : And then we kill him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  YEAH!'!'!

Pee-wee : [tries to throw voice without moving lips]  I say we let him go.

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11 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If we can't get the prize I say fuck it. Don't care anymore. Just want to win. Bring in Briles. Pay him 1M offset the buyout. I'm a dirty whore. 

What the fuck is this, shit faced day crew? 

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