Urban Meyer or bust

[Longhornlove 5217]

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nope, it’s cheap and near my house. I like Costco because they have prime briskets but I’m cheap cause this is for the office. If I’m serious about it I’ll go to my local meat market, shout-out Smittys in Tomball

Tomball? I live in Tomball.

[TexasRenegade 2611]

Just get yourself a 44 farms brisket. If it's good enough for Franklin and Louie Miller's it should work.

[Knewk210 245]

4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Guess Michelle didn't realize it's impossible to open a pressurized jet door at FL 320. It takes over 1/2 a ton pressure per square foot. You would need to be drunk or stoned to attempt that!

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46 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Haha, no worries. Whether your posts are straight truth or complete bullshit, I enjoy your content. Perhaps one day we can race in a 40 yd dash.

 

Winner gets a bottle of bourbon (not that Jack Daniels garbage)

That's not bourbon. Go back 300 or so pages. 

[RGBIII 23020]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Trim the brisket. Follow the GOD himself 

Then nothing but salt and pepper. Most do 50/50 but I like 2 parts pepper to 1 part salt. Get your smoker to 250 and throw that bitch on and get ready to wait/drink (typically an hour per pound, I’m thinking this will take right at 12 hours). Normally I smoke on my offset but its a Tuesday and I’m not trying to stay up all night so it’s going on the Traeger 

When smoker is sitting 250. Throw that shit on with the fat side towards the smoke box or hottest part of the smoker. Make sure you got a lot of water for moisture and then pour a thick drink and wait

[Poolflood 845]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Apparently Tom and Michelle were flying somewhere on a BMD's jet for vacation. Both were hammered and fighting. Michelle tried to open the hatch of the plane while in flight

Depending on BMD kick in for buy out.  Michelle opening the hatch may have saved BMD couple million? 

[Hagbard Celine 11289]

3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

this is not night-shift-approved

[BachelorTrek 3326]

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Guess Michelle didn't realize it's impossible to open a pressurized jet door at FL 320. It takes over 1/2 a ton pressure per square foot. You would need to be drunk or stoned to attempt that!

So it was a "bad trip" in so many ways! LULZ

[UncleBuck 6455]

Nah not impossible. Watch bbq with Franklin on YouTube and expect  your first couple briskets to be crappy. Then you’ll keep getting better. Also hit my PMs

Once you get it down, the only thing impossible is explaining to someone new to it exactly how simple it really is. Learn how to manage your pit/fire and you’re about set.

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

A few years ago, it appears the chickens had gotten close to hiring turtle-tom, so he had already talked to South Carolina a bunch in one of SC's previous coach-search cycle:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/usatoday-details-happened-tom-herman-south-carolina/

And they already have an article up about what has happened so far tonight with what Sapakoff said to Finebaum about this latest SC coaching opening and turtle-tom's interest -- it goes a little more into detail than that twitter clip:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/tom-herman-reportedly-contacted-sec-ad-about-coaching-vacancy/

"“I didn’t say he quite begged, he did call, I’ve got good sources that said that,” Sapakoff said. “To kind of refresh you Paul, he was somebody that South Carolina coveted when they hired Will Muschamp, they wanted him, he was the hottest candidate of that coaching cycle. But he wisely chose Texas and then you go to Kirby Smart, he’s going to go to his alma mater, Georgia. They considered (Justin) Fuente, he went to Virginia Tech. And so there was some Ray Tanner discussions way back then. I think Tom Herman, I’ve got a lot of people I know at the University of Texas too, and he sees what was possibly coming this year and what is really coming next year and that is he is No. 1 on the hot seat. Especially with the way Jimbo’s recruiting at Texas A&M and what’s going on at TCU. Longhorn Nation’s not putting up with that. I think he was looking to get out ahead of the posse.”

What the fuck is going on at TCU?  Other than shitty country music.

[Knewk210 245]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Once you get it down, the only thing impossible is explaining to someone new to it exactly how simple it really is. Learn how to manage your pit/fire and you’re about set.

Uncle Buck, I agree brisket is not hard. Only winning is very very difficult.

[jinx 2636]

Goddammit!!  I hate every thread on this site right now.  Should I start a new thread for that? Can this admin please shit or get off the fucking pot. Soooooooooooo fucking sick of it.  

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

11 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Just get yourself a 44 farms brisket. If it's good enough for Franklin and Louie Miller's it should work.

I thought all of their briskets went to commercial/wholesale buyers?  Can you buy them retail?

[Droopy 2639]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

Goddammit!!  I hate every thread on this site right now.  Should I start a new thread for that? Can this admin please shit or get off the fucking pot. Soooooooooooo fucking sick of it.  

Fucking this. I can’t get any work done but I hate this thread with all my being. What in the actual fuck are they doing to my beloved fucking team?!?! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

[ClubWhatever 12324]

1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

A few years ago, it appears the chickens had gotten close to hiring turtle-tom, so he had already talked to South Carolina a bunch in one of SC's previous coach-search cycle:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/usatoday-details-happened-tom-herman-south-carolina/

And they already have an article up about what has happened so far tonight with what Sapakoff said to Finebaum about this latest SC coaching opening and turtle-tom's interest -- it goes a little more into detail than that twitter clip:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/tom-herman-reportedly-contacted-sec-ad-about-coaching-vacancy/

"“I didn’t say he quite begged, he did call, I’ve got good sources that said that,” Sapakoff said. “To kind of refresh you Paul, he was somebody that South Carolina coveted when they hired Will Muschamp, they wanted him, he was the hottest candidate of that coaching cycle. But he wisely chose Texas and then you go to Kirby Smart, he’s going to go to his alma mater, Georgia. They considered (Justin) Fuente, he went to Virginia Tech. And so there was some Ray Tanner discussions way back then. I think Tom Herman, I’ve got a lot of people I know at the University of Texas too, and he sees what was possibly coming this year and what is really coming next year and that is he is No. 1 on the hot seat. Especially with the way Jimbo’s recruiting at Texas A&M and what’s going on at TCU. Longhorn Nation’s not putting up with that. I think he was looking to get out ahead of the posse.”

Interesting. Thanks.  I looked up Sapakoff. Seems to be a respected journalist (no oxymoron) who covers USC and is not a 995er.  Seems likely to me that this is true, and that the source is Beamer, the new USC coach, who Sapakoff would know from Beamers first go round there.    So Beamer is coming from OU.  I can think of a reason why people he knows might want that story out.  

Edited December 16, 2020 by ClubWhatever

[closetojumping 65531]

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

“Happy”???

Of course I’m scared. You think I’m reluctant because I’m happy?!

52 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Haha, no worries. Whether your posts are straight truth or complete bullshit, I enjoy your content. Perhaps one day we can race in a 40 yd dash.

 

Winner gets a bottle of bourbon (not that Jack Daniels garbage)

I pulled a day trip to Austin and back today. Had a meeting with a firm we’re closing on. Had a little extra time and scouted out some sprint areas near the stadium. I’m gearing up for the Surly 40-Off the first game of the 2021 season. I’m also pondering reconnecting with some of my boys from the Dena in the inevitable event that hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck Carl goes by now shows up with his buddies from Primerica in order to jump me. Should be a great time. 

Also, Jack is for once you’re bombed. Any pro knows this. I’m on Knob Creek Rye for a Manhattan tonight. Jack is for bad weekends and miserable occasions. I am playing golf with @SydneyCarton on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal.  

13 minutes ago, stork642 said:

If anyone knows where the post is and can repaste it or link it, I’d appreciate it. I found one from another site but nothing here. 

6 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Guess Michelle didn't realize it's impossible to open a pressurized jet door at FL 320. It takes over 1/2 a ton pressure per square foot. You would need to be drunk or stoned to attempt that!

I’ve seen the documentary called “Passenger 57”, and I don’t believe you’re correct based on that data. 

[Knewk210 245]

19 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Just get yourself a 44 farms brisket. If it's good enough for Franklin and Louie Miller's it should work.

I'm not familiar. Where do you get that?

[atomheartbevo 90673]

[Underdog 29213]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve seen the documentary called “Passenger 57”, and I don’t believe you’re correct based on that data. 

Brilliant. 

[atomheartbevo 90673]

Urban getting in a pissing match with Dabo is just a distraction.

[freyguy 4368]

3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I am playing golf with @SydneyCarton on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal. 

 

[D_Goose 505]

NSIAP 

 

 

[Knewk210 245]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Of course I’m scared. You think I’m reluctant because I’m happy?!

I pulled a day trip to Austin and back today. Had a meeting with a firm we’re closing on. Had a little extra time and scouted out some sprint areas near the stadium. I’m gearing up for the Surly 40-Off the first game of the 2021 season. I’m also pondering reconnecting with some of my boys from the Dena in the inevitable event that hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck Carl goes by now shows up with his buddies from Primerica in order to jump me. Should be a great time. 

Also, Jack is for once you’re bombed. Any pro knows this. I’m on Knob Creek Rye for a Manhattan tonight. Jack is for bad weekends and miserable occasions. I am playing golf with @SydneyCarton on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal.  

If anyone knows where the post is and can repaste it or link it, I’d appreciate it. I found one from another site but nothing here. 

I’ve seen the documentary called “Passenger 57”, and I don’t believe you’re correct based on that data. 

 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Of course I’m scared. You think I’m reluctant because I’m happy?!

I pulled a day trip to Austin and back today. Had a meeting with a firm we’re closing on. Had a little extra time and scouted out some sprint areas near the stadium. I’m gearing up for the Surly 40-Off the first game of the 2021 season. I’m also pondering reconnecting with some of my boys from the Dena in the inevitable event that hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck Carl goes by now shows up with his buddies from Primerica in order to jump me. Should be a great time. 

Also, Jack is for once you’re bombed. Any pro knows this. I’m on Knob Creek Rye for a Manhattan tonight. Jack is for bad weekends and miserable occasions. I am playing golf with @SydneyCarton on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal.  

If anyone knows where the post is and can repaste it or link it, I’d appreciate it. I found one from another site but nothing here. 

I’ve seen the documentary called “Passenger 57”, and I don’t believe you’re correct based on that data. 

Air is a fluid like water.  I'm not sure ,but If we had any hydraulics experts on here maybe they could confirm.  I'm just speaking from pilot perspective.

[closetojumping 65531]

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 

Air is a fluid like water.  I'm not sure ,but If we had any hydraulics experts on here maybe they could confirm.  I'm just speaking from pilot perspective.

I’m in hydraulics. 

[TexMexBuddha 1004]

 

Uuh...CTJ sock confirmed?

[Nicole44 22326]

Soooo to cap up the last hour: boobs, booze, airplane stuff, Finebaum (WTF), more liquor, meat and music. Nicely done!

For no apparent reason my favorite classic car (yeh Supernatural seasons 1-5 was my jam—-eye candy for me 😃):

 

[Knewk210 245]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m in hydraulics. 

Ok, I'll play. Commercial aircraft are pressurized at 8,000 MSL. So we were talking FL 320-350 at cruising altitude in fake boobs case. Big pressure differential. So I would guess at an altitude of  8,000 MSL and lower speed  the pressure differential is minimal and you could open the door. 

[SydneyCarton 49534]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Of course I’m scared. You think I’m reluctant because I’m happy?!

I pulled a day trip to Austin and back today. Had a meeting with a firm we’re closing on. Had a little extra time and scouted out some sprint areas near the stadium. I’m gearing up for the Surly 40-Off the first game of the 2021 season. I’m also pondering reconnecting with some of my boys from the Dena in the inevitable event that hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck Carl goes by now shows up with his buddies from Primerica in order to jump me. Should be a great time. 

Also, Jack is for once you’re bombed. Any pro knows this. I’m on Knob Creek Rye for a Manhattan tonight. Jack is for bad weekends and miserable occasions. I am playing golf with @SydneyCarton on Friday, so that should qualify. Especially if that fucker brings skoal.  

If anyone knows where the post is and can repaste it or link it, I’d appreciate it. I found one from another site but nothing here. 

I’ve seen the documentary called “Passenger 57”, and I don’t believe you’re correct based on that data. 

I’ve been stockpiling. Prepare your anus. 

[Knewk210 245]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Soooo to cap up the last hour: boobs, booze, airplane stuff, Finebaum (WTF), more liquor, meat and music. Nicely done!

For no apparent reason my favorite classic car (yeh Supernatural seasons 1-5 was my jam—-eye candy for me 😃😞

 

It's all we got. Does anyone have any updates? I texted my friend that is connected to BMD's in Dallas and Houston. He has no updates which is good in that I think they are keeping a lid on info. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

7 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Ok, I'll play. Commercial aircraft are pressurized at 8,000 MSL. So we were talking FL 320-350 at cruising altitude in fake boobs case. Big pressure differential. So I would guess at an altitude of  8,000 MSL and lower speed  the pressure differential is minimal and you could open the door. 

D.B. Cooper jumped the fuck out.  

[NavyHorn 36]

Here for the night shift boobs, booze, and loud guitar. Looks like our boy Tom got caught with a little slip

 

[stork642 4511]

6 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Sydney Carton sounds like my kinda man.  

Sure if you’re into that sort of thing.  NTTAWWT 

[washparkhorn 9974]

34 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Fucking this. I can’t get any work done but I hate this thread with all my being. 

Nightshift.

 

[Nicole44 22326]

Just now, Knewk210 said:

It's all we got. Does anyone have any updates? I texted my friend that is connected to BMD's in Dallas and Houston. He has no updates which is good in that I think they are keeping a lid on info. 

I already posted the little I do know. If I find out anything remotely post worthy I will do so. Or would y'all rather have more pictures? Decisions, decisions. Lol. Having a nice glass of Alberino wine and posting. Nothing beats this thread. 

[Underdog 29213]

3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

D.B. Cooper jumped the fuck out.  

You sure about that?  Were you there? 

[Bevo 13924]

6 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

It's all we got. Does anyone have any updates? I texted my friend that is connected to BMD's in Dallas and Houston. He has no updates which is good in that I think they are keeping a lid on info. 

Or perhaps there are no updates.

[Knewk210 245]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

D.B. Cooper jumped the fuck out.  

Yes this proves my point. He had the plane slow down and descend to an altitude below 10,000 altitude, lowered the rear stairs of a 727 and reduced the speed of the aircraft.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

You sure about that?  Were you there? 

No, but FCB reported it when he was with the Dallas newspaper.  Take it to the bank.  

[NavyHorn 36]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I already posted the little I do know. If I find out anything remotely post worthy I will do so. Or would y'all rather have more pictures? Decisions, decisions. Lol. Having a nice glass of Alberino wine and posting. Nothing beats this thread. 

There. Right there was where you fucked up. 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

[Underdog 29213]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

 Take it to the bank.  

May have to , hear there's an Asst. to the Asst. VP of a Bank Branch that posts on here.  

[closetohumping 17826]

They called nightshift “cruiser” back home because they like fast cars and fast women. 

[immamac 44418]

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

[South Austin 53263]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

They called nightshift “cruiser” back home because they like fast cars and fast women. 

They should’ve called it “the dork.”

[Telegraph_it 3379]

That is a beautiful love letter. 
 

 

[Knewk210 245]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

Solid post.

[TexMexBuddha 1004]

For the nightowls. Bring on the night.

 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

3 hours ago, Caddox said:

CDC was trying to do Herman a solid. Herman kept asking for a vote of confidence and CDC relented against the wishes of other people involved. 

I’ve heard this as well. For about 3 or 4 weeks. And it’s not connected to this board nor the voices in my head. So there is that. 
this is the extent of what I’ve heard. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

May have to , hear there's an Asst. to the Asst. VP of a Bank Branch that posts on here.  

This is why I like it here.  This thread is tall cotton and high on the hog.