Urban Meyer or bust

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Do you think you could actually fit your fist into your asshole?

Not without a lot of lube and some major fissures

 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

Make sure you take off your watch first

[wood 11103]

[NTVTXN 1432]

35 minutes ago, wood said:

“using the whole fist, Doc?”

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

At this point I think it’s safe to say, Urban ain’t comin and we’re Berkeley at Austin.

[dcar00 14023]

45 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

At this point I think it’s safe to say, Urban ain’t comin and we’re Berkeley at Austin.

yep we are Cal, and have been since Mack went pussy bitch.   but we sure as shit are gonna try to copy them as much as we can even if the degree isn't worth as much.

[UncleBuck 6444]

At this point I think it’s safe to say, Urban ain’t comin and we’re Berkeley at Austin.

[CTC2 2730]

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

At this point I think it’s safe to say, Urban ain’t comin and we’re Berkeley at Austin.

We just can't have nice things.

[ousux 5586]

While I completely agree with you, I am compelled to counter with the challenge to show me one fan site for any sports team that isn't full of assholes who think they would do a better job as AD, HC, OC, DC, or even AC/DC.

Well hells bells, sign me up for the last one and I'll give it a shot on drums..

[LTtxfan 48928]

1 hour ago, NTVTXN said:

“using the whole fist, Doc?”

 

 

[wood 11103]

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

At this point I think it’s safe to say, Urban ain’t comin and we’re Berkeley at Austin.

We don't know any more today than we did yesterday. Not sure what brings you to that conclusion...

[General Specific 3226]

yep we are Cal, and have been since Mack went pussy bitch.   but we sure as shit are gonna try to copy them as much as we can even if the degree isn't worth as much.

Kill it now then is it, kill it with fire!!!1 University of Chicago? Cal? Harvard?

That is the question.

I have met the enemy, and it is us!

[cdain3 3454]

It's done.

[TexasEx 1667]

25 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

It's done.

 

The twinkle in his eye with the slight smirk. We saw it. He knows it. We all know it. Get in the bunker or get the fuck out. 

[XYZ 2154]

So he’s thinking about it.

[ballrific 215]

Its a pipe dream but the shit eatin grin was interesting...

[Atticus 3919]

14 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

The twinkle in his eye with the slight smirk. We saw it. He knows it. We all know it. Get in the bunker or get the fuck out. 

The hand motion from Leinart, followed by Brady's verbal wink, followed by the way Urban responded was very interesting.

[RGBIII 22798]

51 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

It's done.

 

Holy fuck......that was pretty damn on the nose...let’s go!!!

[cochamps 1875]

54 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

It's done.

 

I smell a boycott.😉

[RGBIII 22798]

6 minutes ago, cochamps said:

I smell a boycott.😉

That smell is just futureman getting fisted

[Nicole44 22023]

33 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

The twinkle in his eye with the slight smirk. We saw it. He knows it. We all know it. Get in the bunker or get the fuck out. 

This is what our fan base has been reduced to. And yes, take our damn or GTFO!

[FloridaHorn 4735]

That’s either confirmation or a great troll. We’ll find out which in about 3 weeks.

[WinningIsHard 4016]

1 hour ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

It's done 
 

 

if this is just us being trolled and we wind up with herman in 2021 then I hope all 4 of those guys end up in the human centipede one day. 

[futureman 22411]

21 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That smell is just futureman getting fisted

hey, I’m on record as wanting urban here 100%.  it would make me a very happy man to have all of you to subscribe to my onlyfans and watch me get in there.  it’s just not going to happen, though.  he isn’t coming here and was never coming here.  hope and desperation has made all of you gullible little dipshits. 

[runthebone 7929]

If he likes Gainesville weather, he is going to love Austin.

[ztejas 43244]

Does Austin even qualify as a college town anymore? There's 2M people here. 

[UncleBuck 6444]

Does Austin even qualify as a college town anymore? There's 2M people here. 

Quiet down it’s IT’S HAPPENING innuendo!!!

[UncleBuck 6444]

hey, I’m on record as wanting urban here 100%.  it would make me a very happy man to have all of you to subscribe to my onlyfans and watch me get in there.  it’s just not going to happen, though.  he isn’t coming here and was never coming here.  hope and desperation has made all of you gullible little dipshits. 

[Zeus 5943]

B

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[GringoSalado 1651]

siap

 

[Revolution512 1479]

52 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

That’s either confirmation or a great troll. We’ll find out which in about 3 weeks.

Let’s go with troll due to the recent press

[WinningIsHard 4016]

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

hey, I’m on record as wanting urban here 100%.  it would make me a very happy man to have all of you to subscribe to my onlyfans and watch me get in there.  it’s just not going to happen, though.  he isn’t coming here and was never coming here.  hope and desperation has made all of you gullible little dipshits. 

8k plus posts bud, you’re on the record saying so much dumb shit it’s mind bottling. I’ll give you one thing tho, you’re consistent lol. 

[FloridaHorn 4735]

7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

8k plus posts bud, you’re on the record saying so much dumb shit it’s mind bottling. I’ll give you one thing tho, you’re consistent lol. 

You misspelled redundant.

[Nicole44 22023]

Just the mere notion that Urban might coach again has some peeps “scared to death.” Just sayin! 

Edited November 21, 2020 by Nicole44

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Instead of a banner we should all chip in a little to get @futureman this to prep for his little show

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/

 

[UncleBuck 6444]

Instead of a banner we should all chip in a little to get [mention=430]futureman[/mention] this to prep for his little show
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/
 

Or we can still do the banner, but tie a giant fist to the nose of the plane and have it fly the fist right up his ass.

[wood 11103]

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

So he’s thinking about it.

Quote

The hand motion from Leinart, followed by Brady's verbal wink, followed by the way Urban responded was very interesting.

Atticus beat me to it, but yeah, that's definitely interesting how Leinart motioned toward Urby with his hand when bringing up Austin.

Edited November 21, 2020 by wood

[hornfromdallas 334]

@futureman 

[F250 28659]

5 hours ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

It's done.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

hey, I’m on record as wanting urban here 100%.  it would make me a very happy man to have all of you to subscribe to my onlyfans and watch me get in there.  it’s just not going to happen, though.  he isn’t coming here and was never coming here.  hope and desperation has made all of you gullible little dipshits. 

Urban would far rather string UT Austin along and then, at the last minute, walk away, leaving UT in a really shit position.

I laugh at the thought Urban Meyer could ever be trusted. In any way, shape, or form.

You have a lot to learn about how true scumbags such as Urban Meyer operate. FAR more people would pay attention to Urban as "the ESPN announcer who fucked the Longhorns" than Urban Meyer, coach at UT.

Why would Urban follow through and actually coach at UT when it would be much more in his interest to fuck UT over and set the program back about a decade?

Again, "you people" aren't even close to being ready to be part of an "Urban Meyer level" scumbag program. You have no clue what all that entails.

Edited November 22, 2020 by Randolph Duke

[XYZ 2154]

9 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Urban would far rather string UT Austin along and then, at the last minute, walk away, leaving UT in a really shit position.

I laugh at the thought Urban Meyer could ever be trusted. In any way, shape, or form.

You have a lot to learn about how true scumbags such as Urban Meyer operate. FAR more people would pay attention to Urban as "the ESPN announcer who fucked the Longhorns" than Urban Meyer, coach at UT.

Why would Urban follow through and actually coach at UT when it would be much more in his interest to fuck UT over and set the program back about a decade?

Again, "you people" aren't even close to being ready to be part of an "Urban Meyer level" scumbag program. You have no clue what all that entails.

OK

[WinningIsHard 4016]

9 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Urban would far rather string UT Austin along and then, at the last minute, walk away, leaving UT in a really shit position.

I laugh at the thought Urban Meyer could ever be trusted. In any way, shape, or form.

You have a lot to learn about how true scumbags such as Urban Meyer operate. FAR more people would pay attention to Urban as "the ESPN announcer who fucked the Longhorns" than Urban Meyer, coach at UT.

Why would Urban follow through and actually coach at UT when it would be much more in his interest to fuck UT over and set the program back about a decade?

Again, "you people" aren't even close to being ready to be part of an "Urban Meyer level" scumbag program. You have no clue what all that entails.

What does our resident paradigm of virtue think of Luke Fickell? I can’t take you, Zeus, or futureman telling us how urban is just a myth anymore. Let’s change the god damn channel for a minute. His head coaching record has a random 6-7 from Ohio state as an interim. He started 4-8 at Cincy but has since turned it around and put a good product on the field. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

I like how people completely gloss over the fact that Meyer would be making tens of millions of dollars if he got back into coaching.  I think that will have a bigger impact on him than being the guy who screwed over Texas.  

[gmr548 16463]

I like how people completely gloss over the fact that Meyer would be making tens of millions of dollars if he got back into coaching.  I think that will have a bigger impact on him than being the guy who screwed over Texas.  

Ah yes, Urban Meyer, noted poor, will take the Texas job for money.

Maybe he goes to Texas, maybe he doesn’t, but money wouldn’t be what drives him at this point.

[WinningIsHard 4016]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Ah yes, Urban Meyer, noted poor, will take the Texas job for money.

Maybe he goes to Texas, maybe he doesn’t, but money wouldn’t be what drives him at this point.

Take it easy there Zack. Wouldn’t it be fun for him to send a picture of his salary to saban and dabo in their group chat with his glizzy hanging out? I haven’t coached in two years but I make more than you. Sounds enjoyable to me 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

22 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Urban would far rather string UT Austin along and then, at the last minute, walk away, leaving UT in a really shit position.

I laugh at the thought Urban Meyer could ever be trusted. In any way, shape, or form.

You have a lot to learn about how true scumbags such as Urban Meyer operate. FAR more people would pay attention to Urban as "the ESPN announcer who fucked the Longhorns" than Urban Meyer, coach at UT.

Why would Urban follow through and actually coach at UT when it would be much more in his interest to fuck UT over and set the program back about a decade?

Again, "you people" aren't even close to being ready to be part of an "Urban Meyer level" scumbag program. You have no clue what all that entails.

SHUT

 

 

THE

 

 

FUCK

 

 

UP

[XYZ 2154]

Randolph is just trolling.

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Ah yes, Urban Meyer, noted poor, will take the Texas job for money.

Maybe he goes to Texas, maybe he doesn’t, but money wouldn’t be what drives him at this point.

I never said he was poor but the amount of money he would make at Texas cannot be ignored as a major factor. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

14 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I like how people completely gloss over the fact that Meyer would be making tens of millions of dollars if he got back into coaching.  I think that will have a bigger impact on him than being the guy who screwed over Texas.  

Tens of millions for a lot of work for a couple of years before either he is indicted or has to again "retire."

If he solidifies his position doing studio work for college football, he would be able to pull down a high 7-figure paycheck fro the rest of his life.

Urban could make far more money fucking over UT football than actually coaching UT football.

[UncleBuck 6444]

Ah yes, Urban Meyer, noted poor, will take the Texas job for money.

Maybe he goes to Texas, maybe he doesn’t, but money wouldn’t be what drives him at this point.

If that were the case, 99% of professional athletes who’ve made millions through their rookie and secondary contracts wouldn’t go to lesser teams for more scratch for their third contract. Money is money, and more money is > than less.

Add ego to the equation and it can be overwhelming for someone to turn down the opportunity as a whole.

[EZ$ 2102]

5 hours ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

It's done.

 

Dammit, I want to win out, but I also want Urban. After seeing Iowa St today, I don’t think we have to worry about winning out, so bring him on. 
He may “quit” on us like the rest of the teams he coached, but I’m fine with that if he wins next 3 conference championships and a couple playoff games. He can then “quit”, handing off his well-oiled machine to the successor of his choice.