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6 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

brock lesnar once tried the same thing it took everyone on the plane to hold him back

it was on the plane ride from hell ft ric flair 

 

With Michelle, per Big 12 refs, all it took was the Texas offensive line.

Posted
40 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

All I want for Christmas is a new head coach.

All I want is Urban F'n Meyer. Everybody else will be a downgrade and letdown.

#BDE

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Posted
20 minutes ago, XYZ said:

She wasn’t trying to crash the plane. She just wanted to get out...with the plane...flying.

Michelle must’ve taught Tom everything he knows. She was the underdog trying to open the cabin door mid-flight. She doesn’t want any of those traditional pesky landing procedures to get in the way. 

Jump out of the plane when they least expect it. Pass up on going for 2 because they would never expect it. The Hermans are mensassholes.

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10 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

brock lesnar once tried the same thing it took everyone on the plane to hold him back

it was on the plane ride from hell ft ric flair 

Better be careful with giving out that info those guys are kick you out of the group text.  

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hammerhead said:

This is where I’m at.  
 

Starting off, I don’t know shit and have no inside info. Just my take since the start.  
We have urban on a handshake deal. He is wanting to bring some people with him. Prob SIL and maybe more. To not have those coaches besieged by media questions during their trek to  trying to win a national championship he agreed to wait till after the ohio state season. Texas agreed to wait for urban so CDC came out with his statement and one of the most important statements in it was that he will wait to evaluate Tom Herman after the season. AFTER the season. This gives Texas and urban time for what they want without all the scrutiny all around them. Once their seasons are over I believe Urban will be announced. He is ours. 
 

shitty for all of us but this is how it see it happening. I’m probably full of shit and wrong but I’m 100% in till urban declines publicly. Fuck everyone else. 

What a hot take! Tell us more of what you got brother!  What you should do is add a wrinkle to your not so inside info and tell us everything is a wrap, just waiting on the lawyers. That will make it real juicy.

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Posted
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Well we do get Colt v Baker tonite in about an hour and a half. So there’s that. Silver lining. 
 

Urban or Bust! 
 

 

Nite Crue

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Nite Crue

We bring it! Every damn night.

(Don’t tell day crew we all go skinny dipping and have nekkid Twister. It’s a secret! Shhhhh...)

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Posted
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We bring it! Every damn night.

(Don’t tell say crew we all go skinny dipping and have nekkid Twister. It’s a secret! Shhhhh...)

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

What a hot take! Tell us more of what you got brother!  What you should do is add a wrinkle to your not so inside info and tell us everything is a wrap, just waiting on the lawyers. That will make it real juicy.

Ok. Everything is a wrap. We r just waiting on the lawyers. 
 

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

The next 10 days or so until tom is fired and UM hired are going to be Chinese water torture around here

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4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

The next 10 days or so until tom is fired and UM hired are going to be Chinese water torture around here

Yep, you start posting nonsense like "Why the hell hasn't fuckface been fired already?" out of sheer boredom and anticipation.

Posted
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Then we can surmise that we do have UM lined up?

If so, CDC must be a damn good poker player. Herman said they "talk every day". I wonder how many face-to-face meetings they've had recently? It'd be awfully hard for CDC not to be uncomfortable knowing he's hiding Fuckface's impending dismissal. Awkward

It's obvious they're not talking every day. It's a useful little white lie that no one will care about when it's proven to be such.

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Posted
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

That lessens the pain significantly, but CDC still has to talk to a sonofabitch who thinks he's gonna be the HC next year. 

I think it is possible they already had that conversation.

Posted
2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Smoked today to ward off the LDE I know will be creeping into this thread until early January. Resist the temptation. Let’s ride. 
 

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Outstanding 

Posted
Just now, cochamps said:

I think it is possible they already had that conversation.

Yeah, I think so too. But, how does everyone keep a lid on it? Including Herman's agent?

Posted
14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We bring it! Every damn night.

(Don’t tell day crew we all go skinny dipping and have nekkid Twister. It’s a secret! Shhhhh...)

Steel shank is not invited to nekkid twister

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Posted
8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Smoked today to ward off the LDE I know will be creeping into this thread until early January. Resist the temptation. Let’s ride. 
 

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LDAF

Posted
58 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Sorry just remember their catchy ass ad.
Guess Stros and Frency’s it is. You cannot beat The king special at Frenchy’s

I never heard of that Frenchy's, I just remember the Frenchies Italian Restaurant in Seabrook.

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Posted
On 12/18/2020 at 1:37 PM, KYHorn said:

Only white straw hats are permissible during winter.

All of this hat shit,. The only question is....is it hot or cold?  That's the determining factor.

Posted
1 minute ago, wood said:

Buyout $$$.

His contract was already guaranteed? For a new agreement to be binding, you have to have "consideration". Are you suggesting we paid Herman EVEN MORE fucking money to keep his mouth shut than his already guaranteed contract?

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20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We bring it! Every damn night.

(Don’t tell day crew we all go skinny dipping and have nekkid Twister. It’s a secret! Shhhhh...)

🧼🤝

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

His contract was already guaranteed? For a new agreement to be binding, you have to have "consideration". Are you suggesting we paid Herman EVEN MORE fucking money to keep his mouth shut than his already guaranteed contract?

I'm suggesting that everything is negotiable, and it sounds like UT has dirt on him that they can use as leverage to lower the buyout. In such a scenario, he could salvage more of his buyout by agreeing to play along and stfu until the right time.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Why the hell would Herman sign an NDA about getting fired?

He wouldn’t.   No way they’ve told Herman he is being fired.  He may know it is happening but that’s a lot different than being told it’s happening.  
 

Besides, why would they risk letting him know?  He could try to screw things up like Brown did. 

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2 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

His contract was already guaranteed? For a new agreement to be binding, you have to have "consideration". Are you suggesting we paid Herman EVEN MORE fucking money to keep his mouth shut than his already guaranteed contract?

I'm sure the somewhat thin argument there is that we presented Herman with some dirt on him that could be used to reduce/eliminate the buyout and told him "sign this" and we will let you go quietly at the right time with all your shit.

In other words...we blackmailed him.

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On 12/18/2020 at 2:20 PM, Xian said:

Kelly would be a fucking disaster. I would rather keep Herman for a year. 
 

Plus he killed a kid. 

And the kids hooker mom's...all 6 of them.

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It’s night. And since we are on page 737. I bid the day crew good day! It’s night time bitches! 
 

Have y’all ever watched those crosswind landings on YouTube? They are crazy.

Night crew! No more day crew energy! 

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Posted
1 minute ago, wood said:

I'm suggesting that everything is negotiable, and it sounds like UT has dirt on him that they can use as leverage to lower the buyout. He can salvage more of his buyout by agreeing to play along and stfu until the right time.

It sounds like he's a football coach who should be fired... But is not fired yet... If I'm the agent or Herman, or Herman's attorneys, I'm not agreeing to any fucking NDA except a BIG FAT PAYCHECK along with some sort of release language saying at all times before this time, I was never in default of my contract. And sooner or later it would come out that CDC paid Herman even more money for us to be "cutesie" over a coaching hire? Are we as a fan group suffering from that much battered-spouse syndrome that we cling to these conspiracies?

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1 minute ago, senorfussybutt said:

It sounds like he's a football coach who should be fired... But is not fired yet... If I'm the agent or Herman, or Herman's attorneys, I'm not agreeing to any fucking NDA except a BIG FAT PAYCHECK along with some sort of release language saying at all times before this time, I was never in default of my contract. And sooner or later it would come out that CDC paid Herman even more money for us to be "cutesie" over a coaching hire? Are we as a fan group suffering from that much battered-spouse syndrome that we cling to these conspiracies?

I'm not clinging to anything. It's just one of many possibilities. I don't know what's going on behind the scenes. None of us do.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I'm sure the somewhat thin argument there is that we presented Herman with some dirt on him that could be used to reduce/eliminate the buyout and told him "sign this" and we will let you go quietly at the right time with all your shit.

In other words...we blackmailed him.

In other words, committed a crime? That's blackmail in Texas and is a crime. If the amount reduced from Herman's buyout was more than $300k, that's a first-degree possibly lock-me-up-for-life felony in Texas.

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