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Just now, lemonandaturd said:

I am no Cus D'Amato, but fighting him with one hand stuffed up your ass is not a winning strategy.  

dude, I’d only need one hand to dispatch his bitch ass. 

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Posted
31 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s literally 750 pages of nothing. CUM was never going to explode on the 40 acres. he never expressed interest, period.

you are right, this thread is something. 

......and yet.....here we are.  Why, I don’t know....hoping I guess.

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dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

its always sunny in philadelphia television GIF
 

ENOUGH!! Hyah! Hyah! Get outta here snail! Hyah! Go snail! Go! Hyah!

While we can't seem to exorcize the demon, maybe we could get a function where we could banish any particular annoying asshole for say 12 hours. Its not a crowd source ban.  Its just a "we are tired of your shit. Go away and be better tomorrow "

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

ill allow it GIF

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Posted
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

If Herman is on the sidelines next season, I give you permission to salt all of my posts as well as in person

Posted
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

Just hire the Minister of Culture and let Ash and Yurich have at it with no meddling.    

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Posted
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Nice!!!

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Posted
7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Lunch buffet? I’m more apt to be at 555 Rankin Rd, Houston, TX 77073 but if we are doing a surly happy hour I’m down

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

- bigger wang than all of em

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Posted
Just now, RGBIII said:

Lunch buffet? I’m more apt to be at 555 Rankin Rd, Houston, TX 77073 but if we are doing a surly happy hour I’m down

I actually live in California.  I am trying to lure these unemployed night crew sleazebags in, call the cops and tell them there's an underground midget prostitute ring whose secret phrase is "Herman has earned another year.  You're not gonna fire a 7-3 coach who honestly should be 9-3, and maybe even 11-1 if it weren't for Keontay Ingram."  shhhh

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Seriously, how do you ignore someone?

 

I think you quote their posts incessantly but if that doesn’t work PM Derka

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Posted
8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

How many of these are addresses to gay bars? NTTAWT

I just dropped a random pin in the 9th ward in NOLA. I was hoping someone would fall for it and go get pistol whipped and their watch stolen. 

Posted
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I just dropped a random pin in the 9th ward in NOLA. I was hoping someone would fall for it and go get pistol whipped and their watch stolen. 

yeah that’s what happens in the 9th ward. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I just dropped a random pin in the 9th ward in NOLA. I was hoping someone would fall for it and go get pistol whipped and their watch stolen. 

“Bet you I know where you got your shoes!”

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Posted
45 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

Lose Willy Wonka GIF

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Posted
51 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

You'll be receiving administrator access to your butthole pretty soon.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Is squid giving up on Urban? 

No. The squid is laughing at the prospect of the "Hunchcat of Notre Dame." What the fuck am I doing with my life. 

Posted
 Why in the world would anyone put a hand built motor into a minivan? 
AMG motors are no longer truly hand built, just a few details finished by hand before someone puts their name on the plaque..

But your point still stands, not a fan of "high performance" suv's...wagons are cool though.
Posted
7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I was going full day crew for awhile there but let’s fucking go. Urban Meyer will be the Head football coach at the University of Texas. I’m fucking convinced, this is happening 

Dude. You never go full Day Crew, or full aggy.

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