Urban Meyer or bust

[BachelorTrek 3320]

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

Been out most of the evening. Did we get Meyer?

No?

Well, we will. 

BDE here (which will surprise my wife).

 

[TexasEx 1697]

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

 

Is that covid vaccine?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

11 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

That's not how this works. Once you're in, you're in. 

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

Tiger Droppings with the LDE

[Horndog 2295]

24 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

That's not how this works. Once you're in, you're in. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

8 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tiger Droppings with the LDE

[TexasEx 1697]

4 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

 

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tiger Droppings with the LDE

People on the site calling it BS. Dude has like 200 posts and hasn't posted shit since 2018. Plus, remember this... starting at min. 26.   

 

[cmontexas 3368]

Got dumped by my 21yo girlfriend. Need somewhere to house this BDE

[CurlyDumps 4657]

Sure. Urban’s “perfect perfect perfect” situation is the fucking Jags. 

SEAMS LUJIT

[ztejas 44228]

30 minutes ago, Horndog said:

You can check out anytime you like?

[Kurt Bowels 213]

28 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tiger Droppings with the LDE

YOU LISTEN TO ME BUDDY

When I get thru cleaning this:

I'm grabbing my suitcases

and heading down to Austin to fart on Mensa

And then I'm leading Texas to the Promise Land and leaving LIttle Nicky in the dust of college football lore 

I WILL BE THE GREATEST!! I WILL BE THE GREATEST!!!

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

I cant wait to get my hands on a 4th and 5th trophy

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[nunna yo bizness 1690]

54 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

 

People on the site calling it BS. Dude has like 200 posts and hasn't posted shit since 2018. Plus, remember this... starting at min. 26.   

 

She is pretty emphatic about it.  Doesn't even leave a little wiggle room that he might coach NFL.

[TexasEx 1697]

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

She is pretty emphatic about it.  Doesn't even leave a little wiggle room that he might coach NFL.

Right, so ask yourself: Who do you believe more -- some random poster on tigershit.com or UM's wife? 

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

cant wait for his wiki page to look something like this

except my inspect element skills are trash it should say head coach oops

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[Valmy77 13626]

Wait so Jacksonville has now secretly signed Meyer?

Damn so many secret hirings going on.

Also just like us Jacksonville has not fired their head coach.

[Valmy77 13626]

19 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Right, so ask yourself: Who do you believe more -- some random poster on tigershit.com or UM's wife? 

Well the poster does have sauces...

[General Specific 3507]

 

Yup. He is no Peter Gabriel...

[TejasPedro 1917]

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well the poster does have sauces...

Well, for the record I just spoke with béchamel, velouté, espagnole, hollandaise, and tomato they are all in agreement, it will be Urban to Texas

[hornfromdallas 334]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tiger Droppings with the LDE

jim ross the wrestling sooner who works for tony khan has been hinting about  a big move for the jags

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Sure. Urban’s “perfect perfect perfect” situation is the fucking Jags. 

SEAMS LUJIT

[AlamoAnon 30]

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

[hornfromdallas 334]

night crew brining the super bde swinging the glizzy with that post 

[runthebone 8376]

Seems legit!

[JFKFC 4978]

2 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

[hornfromdallas 334]

@Nicole44 after reading that post

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

I’ve never posted about my sexual escapades in a message board before, but I can’t not share what I learned a couple weeks ago for the price of a cheap hotel room and a monthly subscription to Tinder.

All women are whores. 

My “source” is something very close and special to me. I don’t want to say anymore than that.

 

 

[PilotsError 2337]

We only accept Sauces here, not sources.

[Bevo14 8468]

6 hours ago, millhouse said:

My wife is a Duck, im pretty sure if I show this to her I will be getting a huge ass canvas print of it for christmas.

At least you didn't marry an aggy unlike some of the goobers on here. 

[Laga4 1270]

5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Well, for the record I just spoke with béchamel, velouté, espagnole, hollandaise, and tomato they are all in agreement, it will be Urban to Texas

Oh shit.

Here comes about 15 pages of sauce posts. 

[Mother mopar 3384]

Got dumped by my 21yo girlfriend. Need somewhere to house this BDE

Weird, pix of said GF are not showing up.

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

3 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

15 hours ago, immamac said:

something reset - go into your settings and there is a section where you can choose that behavior. 

Minor complaint, but is there a setting where when I hit “back,” it takes me to the bottom of the page I previously viewed instead of the top?

[runthebone 8376]

25 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Oh shit.

Here comes about 15 pages of sauce posts. 

First, you make a roux.

[90's_Horn 175]

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

“The woman across the street has nothing on, all through the day”  

“you better watch out buddy, she’s gonna get you next” 😂

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

6 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Got dumped by my 21yo girlfriend. Need somewhere to house this BDE

Edited December 24, 2020 by ImissWallyPryor

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

6 hours ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

cant wait for his wiki page to look something like this

except my inspect element skills are trash it should say head coach oops

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(HC unless noted)

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

CDC sharing this type of info with a woman is immediate grounds for termination. 

[66BUFF 2608]

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

@Nicole44 after reading that post

Sploosh

[HenryJames 67352]

9 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Soon.

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

Kowalski got BDE!

[immamac 44346]

8 hours ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

can we hire urban meyer already so I can delete this fucking app from my phone?

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There's a new native mobile app. Fwiw

[Bigbend1812 13059]

56 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Oh shit.

Here comes about 15 pages of sauce posts. 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

8 hours ago, millhouse said:

My wife is a Duck....

I knew there were some weird fuckers on here, but this shit takes the cake.

[Leanderman 2367]

Got dumped by a 21 year old girl friend? Did she find out about you and South Austin Mom?

[Armybrat 41404]

4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

You sound like that Alamo aggy Moses Rose.

Edited December 24, 2020 by Armybrat

[Bigbend1812 13059]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Got dumped by a 21 year old girl friend? Did she find out about you and South Austin Mom?

She’s leaving him for SA’s mom.  She has BDE.....and all the dicks. 

[Texas Wahoo 3631]

5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I knew there were some weird fuckers on here, but this shit takes the cake.

[Rockwell Torrey 1380]

4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

Translation:  My side piece was trying to get some extra BDE out of me for our last fling of the year.