Urban Meyer or bust

[ztejas 43418]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

This might be my favorite gif ever.

[Rip76 4925]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This might be my favorite gif ever.

Totally 

The Eyes

[Michael Knight 12977]

30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

[runthebone 7968]

I hope my liver doesn't opt out before we have a new coach

[Pam Cummings 9640]

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

[TejasPedro 1857]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This might be my favorite gif ever.

[Texas Wahoo 3391]

Bijan is such a joy to watch - and also infuriating because of what could have been earlier this year...  Hopefully the next coach will utilize him more/better.

[Harvdog 2288]

Not having Bijan in for 4th down he should be fired now. Stupid 

Edited December 30, 2020 by Harvdog

[wood 11225]

Huh. This Robinson kid seems like maybe he doesn't suck. Maybe we should give him a touch here and there.

[Reese Bennett 3609]

But it was Johnson's turn.

[crony 359]

Hey Urban? You watching this kid Bijan Robinson right now? Just sayin...

[Nicole44 22059]

Bijan is so special. Elite talent + heart + wants to bring Texas back as he has stated. Fuck You Tom! 

[markstanco 12574]

Yall tracking planes tonight?

[Mo Horn 8832]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yall tracking planes tonight?

No need until Ohio States' season is over. 

[UncleBuck 6453]

Hypothetical: odds Bijan hits the portal if Herman were to be back?

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Hypothetical: odds Bijan hits the portal if Herman were to be back?

I would, he should. Fuck Tom Herman!

[Longhornlove 4813]

I see a trend of #5 disappearing on the sideline.

[taybo20 2825]

18 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Hypothetical: odds Bijan hits the portal if Herman were to be back?

Lolz

[Texas Wahoo 3391]

Four straight 4 and outs without giving it to Bijan. They are clearly trolling at this point. 

[Texas Wahoo 3391]

Also, have people been clamoring for a new Walker Texas Ranger series without Chuck Norris?  This seems like something no one needs. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

tOSU Covid

 

[wood 11225]

It's coaching malpractice to not be beating these dipshits by 30 already.

[Octavian 1025]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I am now choosing to believe that something is happening. I don't know what BO&W heard or why he posted it but I just heard a random outside rumor that maybe, just maybe, some shit may be happening.

IDGAF

Honestly 3 out of the 4 were pretty frickin' hilarious.

What was the random outside rumor?

[UncleBuck 6453]

I would, he should. Fuck Tom Herman!

I feel like I’m being a little bitch but my god, this kid’s gunna be hearing it from everybody.

[Marcusshelton 86]

3 hours ago, wood said:

Giggity.

Quien es?

Seconded. Who is this?

[TexasEx 1667]

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

What was the random outside rumor?

@Rimbo spill it. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

[troph 24783]

So BJ is gone with the 14 point lead and then runs it for 7-8 on the last play of the half. Seems Mensa level smart because I don’t get it.

[taybo20 2825]

Tom will be fired tonight 

[canadianhorn21 963]

Only have to put up with 30 more minutes of this idiot!

[bigcigar 1164]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Tom will be fired tonight 

Wouldn’t that be nice.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

When Jesse Palmer is shitting on your head it's time to get the fuck out.

[Knewk210 244]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

This might be my favorite gif ever.

Why? is that family?

[UncleBuck 6453]

So BJ is gone with the 14 point lead and then runs it for 7-8 on the last play of the half. Seems Mensa level smart because I don’t get it.

Yah well it’s funny because that was also Johnson and not Bijan on that last carry.

[wood 11225]

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

Palmer literally drug his manicured balls across Turtle Tom’s face

What he said yo? We're watching Wipeout during halftime, 'cause halftime fucking blows.

Edited December 30, 2020 by wood

[taybo20 2825]

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

Wouldn’t that be nice.

First step to me eating shit for when a new coach is hired...but it’ll be the best shit I e ever eaten

[Txslnghrns 1352]

Just pulled this off the smoker. Letting it rest for the next hour or so. I have nothing else to look forward to. Fire Tom Herman after this smushmortion of a game. URBAN OR BUST!!!

[bigcigar 1164]

Just now, taybo20 said:

First step to me eating shit for when a new coach is hired...but it’ll be the best shit I e ever eaten

Hopefully from futuremans ass

[Rimbo 25919]

17 minutes ago, Octavian said:

What was the random outside rumor?

 

13 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

@Rimbo spill it. 

I mean keeping in mind that my sources are at least 3 degrees of separation away from anyone who would actually know shit: It's happening.

Edit: And by "happening" i mean that there is delicious futureman fisting porn videos in our near-term future

Edited December 30, 2020 by Rimbo

[taybo20 2825]

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

Hopefully from futuremans ass

I’ll do whatever it takes to win

[wood 11225]

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Basically asked if Bijan fucked Herman’s wife at the end of the 1st quarter 

Legit question.

[troph 24783]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah well it’s funny because that was also Johnson and not Bijan on that last carry.

Ah I thought I saw #5.  Maybe that’s the issue. Hard to decipher between the number 2 and 5. They are kinda the same like a mirror sort of.

[Fondren & Main 6710]

He must have really believed Crystal’s statement to be up to his old offensive squat shenanigans.

[troph 24783]

7 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Palmer literally drug his manicured balls across Turtle Tom’s face

Stop being so sensitive!!?

[Longhornlove 4813]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Ah I thought I saw #5.  Maybe that’s the issue. Hard to decipher between the number 2 and 5. They are kinda the same like a mirror sort of.

It was # 2

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Ah I thought I saw #5.  Maybe that’s the issue. Hard to decipher between the number 2 and 5. They are kinda the same like a mirror sort of.

Uhhhh....2 and 5? Those the numbers we are talking about, right?

[Mo Horn 8832]

Just now, troph said:

Stop being so sensitive!!?

I thought that was an interesting choice of phrases. 

[Txslnghrns 1352]

Feel like it’s just a matter of time before I head to the drunk thread....

[KYHorn 17029]

I'm pretty sure it was BJ Foster running it.

[Michael Knight 12977]

uh did tom bench sam?