Urban Meyer or bust

[troph 24548]

Jesus it’s like none of us knew the secret?

[Longhornlove 4779]

LOL, give him the ball coach, Jesus.

[troph 24548]

4 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Feel like it’s just a matter of time before I head to the drunk thread....

This coach is a waste of the drinking tbqh. Win or lose not worth it.

[Txslnghrns 1350]

Just pulled this off the smoker. Letting it rest for the next hour or so. I have nothing else to look forward to. Fire Tom Herman after this smushmortion of a game. URBAN OR BUST!!!

I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

[Fondren & Main 6658]

Urban would turn Casey into a Heisman winner or Bijan.  One or the other.

[Longhornlove 4779]

7 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

[wood 11103]

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Urban would will turn Casey into a Heisman winner or Bijan.  One or the other.

fixeded.

[Fondren & Main 6658]

Casey has DKR energy.

[Txslnghrns 1350]

The bone slipped right out (that’s what she said!!!). Turned out better than I anticipated!

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

I'm taking @Rimbo's rumor as truth. Will be the lone shining news of the year

[KYHorn 16808]

30 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

[wood 11103]

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

Don't care. Would destroy.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Bijan with an 18.3 yd/carry average. Perhaps we should give him the ball

[Butch Had Not 2940]

57 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Feel like it’s just a matter of time before I head to the drunk thread....

Sorry man but peanut butter and beer doesn't do it for me. 

KBS again tonight.  But had Four Peaks Kuhl Beans coffee stout earlier as well. 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

[BurntOrange&White 39486]

Can someone post the Herman star remover 

[Txslnghrns 1350]

I cannot argue with you on this one my friend. KBS is greatness. Found it at HEB in Hudson Oaks (it was JUST about to close!) for $10 cheaper than at specs.

[wood 11103]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can someone post the Herman star remover 

[Txslnghrns 1350]

Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

LOL!!! I ain’t above it. I can kinda see where you’re going with that...

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Things I've learned tonight

1) The PAC 12 suuuuucks

2) Casey Thompson isn't terrible

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Hey, Tom is great in bowl games. We should keep him. I hate this motherfucker. Bijan he is holding back all year?  That kid is a one in 10 yr talent maybe 20. Fuck this joker. 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Time for Hermensa to die....

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

okay night crew, show us your bde

[alphahorn 1637]

Urban Meyer just fell in love with Casey Thompson

[RollLeft 5039]

Hey Tom...

 

[millhouse 2587]

Is this the after party? Wholelotta BDE frome the underclassmen tonight. Whats Spinnershells have to say???

[troph 24548]

Punk his ass outta Austin like django unchained house shoot em up scene and bring in Meyer. Dude will give the ball to BJ and CT will toss it around to everyone else.  Go time. First I gotta take a little nap tho.

[bigcigar 1161]

12 for 220 and 3 tds

8-10 for 170 and 4 tds

seems like a great situation for urban to inherit.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

Urban watching the second half of the Alamo bowl:

[TexasGolf 4854]

[millhouse 2587]

Drinks on Coach Urban!

[Guadaloopy 10903]

We know you were watching, Urbs.  You know you want it.  

Edited December 30, 2020 by Guadaloopy

[orangecat92 306]

Yes, Tom knew he was gone, and finally unleashed the offense, to audition for a future role as OC somewhere else.  And Urbs was sitting there watching all of these incredibly talented underclassmen, just salivating at the thought. 

 

I want to believe! 

[alphahorn 1637]

Urbs is thinking how in the fuck did this team lose to tcu and iowa st and fucking ou for that matter with this talent.  you'd have to try to lose to tcu with this team, wtf?

[Majorcholas 507]

1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:

I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

Trim that shit off then you don’t waste developing bark on something you get rid of.

[HillaryFan420 121]

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

[Txslnghrns 1350]

Trim that shit off then you don’t waste developing bark on something you get rid of.

[Hank_Hill 18457]

5 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Trim that shit off then you don’t waste developing bark on something you get rid of.

It's pulled pork. Where do you think that bark went?

[CTC2 2730]

CDC has no BDE

[Tree Fidy 1196]

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 
The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 
someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

Go tug your angry inch elsewhere, you micro penis lover. We have BDE up in here! Urban Meyer is the soon-to-be-named coach of The University of Texas!!!!!!

[RollLeft 5039]

4 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

[TexasEd 8062]

Ramp this up!

[Tree Fidy 1196]

It's pulled pork. Where do you think that bark went?

Was wondering the same thing. Who is going to explain to him the difference in ketchup and bbq sauce? I’m drunk and angry, so probably best you go.

[Hank_Hill 18457]

Tom looked shot out with obvious stress and/or substance abuse weight loss and completely disinterested all night.The guy is gone. Might not be Urban, but it wont be Herman.

Edited December 30, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[wood 11103]

7 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

Edited December 30, 2020 by wood

[wood 11103]

11 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Yes, Tom knew he was gone, and finally unleashed the offense, to audition for a future role as OC somewhere else.  And Urbs was sitting there watching all of these incredibly talented underclassmen, just salivating at the thought. 

Paging @TexasEx for more body language reading. TexasEx, to the white courtesy phone, please.

[alphahorn 1637]

2021 can't get here soon enough.  I haz to have announcements

[wood 11103]

12 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Urbs is thinking how in the fuck did this team lose to tcu and iowa st and fucking ou for that matter with this talent.  you'd have to try to lose to tcu with this team, wtf?

Seriously. Fucking this.

[David Dennison 18608]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Tom looked shot out with obvious stress and/or substance abuse weight loss and completely disinterested all night.The guy is gone. Might not be Urban, but it wont be Herman.

It might be.

[millhouse 2587]

Tick tock mother fuckers