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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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Just pulled this off the smoker. Letting it rest for the next hour or so. I have nothing else to look forward to. Fire Tom Herman after this smushmortion of a game. URBAN OR BUST!!!
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I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.
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30 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


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I think the previous picture I posted looks terrible. But for the sake of transparency I have to let you know the fat cap slid smooth TF off.

Look man, I wasn't gonna say anything, but I did consider photoshopping the alien from independence day into the first pic. 

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I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

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I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 
The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 
someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

Go tug your angry inch elsewhere, you micro penis lover. We have BDE up in here! Urban Meyer is the soon-to-be-named coach of The University of Texas!!!!!!
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4 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

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7 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

I think I’ve about given up on the idea of Urban coming. I would think that if it was a done deal they would have fired Herman weeks ago to give him a better chance of finding a HC gig to offset the buyout. Maybe they’ll ask again but I’m doubtful this is going down.  
 

The fact that Herman has hung around this long is even making me question whether he’ll even be fired at all for the same reasons. 

someone talk me off this ledge. I’m close to jumping. 

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11 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Yes, Tom knew he was gone, and finally unleashed the offense, to audition for a future role as OC somewhere else.  And Urbs was sitting there watching all of these incredibly talented underclassmen, just salivating at the thought. 

Paging @TexasEx for more body language reading. TexasEx, to the white courtesy phone, please.

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12 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Urbs is thinking how in the fuck did this team lose to tcu and iowa st and fucking ou for that matter with this talent.  you'd have to try to lose to tcu with this team, wtf?

Seriously. Fucking this.

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