Urban Meyer or bust

[UrbanTheMeyer 67]

morals are important, you cant have Art Briles shit happening at Texas, but you also can't hire charlie strongs because they are nice guys.

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1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Two points.  First, having met both Ms. Wells and Ms. Louise, unless you're into substance-abused and crazy, you'd pick Ginger.  And farm girls (MA) like to do it a lot but lack imagination.  Actresses know all kinds of snaky sack stuff.

Boo!  Boo this man!

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Farm girls are willing to slide on a latex glove, lube up, and do some things your Hollywood types would look down upon as dirty and beneath them.

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Few of you starting to get awful close to the aggy line....

[washparkhorn 9931]

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

What no mention of Mrs Howell?

1,3,2

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6 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

morals are important, you cant have Art Briles shit happening at Texas, but you also can't hire charlie strongs because they are nice guys.

So is seeing the future.   I avoided the game thread last night, as hard as it was, because there was a real fear in me that I would jinx things and/or start drinking.

But when Herman comes out in the presser and talks about how the young players are the future of the program, that's some Mensa-level shit right there.  

Would Suburban Meyer say that?  Or would he say the future of the program is Sam Ehlinger?

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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Few of you starting to get awful close to the aggy line....

ain't no animal fuckers here.

[washparkhorn 9931]

I looked at that game as proof the cupboard is not bare for the incoming new head coach. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Farm girls are willing to slide on a latex glove, lube up, and do some things your Hollywood types would look down upon as dirty and beneath them.

I’ll setup a focus group and report back. In the meantime, let’s get Urban. 

[Wishbone 4731]

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

I looked at that game as proof the cupboard is not bare for the incoming new head coach. 

It hasn’t been bare. Just disheveled and underdeployed.

[Enchubben 5509]

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3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

It hasn’t been bare. Just disheveled and underdeployed.

This team, properly coached, is a CFP team. 

 

[EZ$ 2102]

13 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

I looked at that game as proof the cupboard is not bare for the incoming new head coach. 

Cake is baked!

[wood 11103]

38 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

Mmmm ... love me some Cheryl Cole.

[UDontKnow 10439]

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

ain't no animal fuckers here.

but we fuck like animals!

[Knewk210 244]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Farm girls are willing to slide on a latex glove, lube up, and do some things your Hollywood types would look down upon as dirty and beneath them.

I can confirm Mormon Idaho rodeo sorting type potato farm girls are the bomb. 

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2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I can confirm Mormon Idaho rodeo sorting type potato farm girls are the bomb. 

2nd that shit. It's a small demo and it is glorious. 

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Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

[wood 11103]

Just now, pops said:

Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

Present, yo.

[senorfussybutt 32]

 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

Reporting for lurking, sir.

[Knewk210 244]

2 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

 

Reporting for lurking, sir.

Welcome!

[Rip76 4909]

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

🙋🏼‍♂️

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

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Doesn't dust start with a "D"?

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7 minutes ago, pops said:

Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

 

[UncleBuck 6444]

Just in time for the night shift

[wood 11103]

[Nicole44 22023]

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

Wiped out lol. Was checking out the Nordstrom’s half yearly sale (most stuff is 40% off and runs thru January 3). Saw something I covet but can’t afford right now. Saving up for a move and also a new computer. 
Bummed at how this football year turned out. I know Colorado isn’t a great team but seeing all that young talent and how it was misused all year is frustrating. While I was never a Herman gal I wanted him to succeed. Didn’t want to start over with a new search. I thought he looked awful physically last night. I don’t hate him anymore I just want his ass gone.

I really still believe we get Urban. I’m Urban or Bust. Never gone change that. Looking forward to tonite’s bowl game. OU has had a lot of success at JerryWorld unlike Texas and the Cowboys. 
 

the future looks bright with the young UT players. We got talent. Come on down Urban. It will be worth your while. Austin is exactly what you need! Urban or Bust!

 

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20 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Cake is baked!

13 minutes ago, pops said:

Where the fuck are my night crew homies?

Talking about cakes.

I found this instructional video about baking cakes, but it's very NSFW for whatever reason.

 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Night crew, get up on yo feet!

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Night crew, we only know

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Talking about cakes.
I found this instructional video about baking cakes, but it's very NSFW for whatever reason.
 

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[washparkhorn 9931]

 

[washparkhorn 9931]

Perfecting the deal.

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[Hammerhead 257]

48 minutes ago, wood said:

Present, yo.

In the house

[Nicole44 22023]

[TejasPedro 1849]

9 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Perfecting the deal.

Reminds me of this 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

What no mention of Mrs Howell?

 

[Knewk210 244]

15 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Reminds me of this 

Is that a penis?

[TejasPedro 1849]

1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

Is that a penis?

if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it

[washparkhorn 9931]

5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Reminds me of this 

 

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36 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

 

[Knewk210 244]

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I love Shania. Mutt screwed up.

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6 hours ago, elguapo said:

The game last night just pissed me off more. It’s absolutely unacceptable that Herman lost 3 games in the big 12 this season with the roster we have. What a massive fucking failure, if Herman had any honor he would have committed seppuku at midfield after the game last night.

That Colorado team is better than Texas Christian and Texas Technological that we gave up 56 to. That’s what happens when you have a coach with a “winning is hard mentality”. That’s some pussy ass “hope we win, aww shucks we lost again” turtle shit. Herman is perfectly fine with winning every game by one possession instead of dragging his balls across his teams face. Fuck Herman

[Nicole44 22023]

7 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I love Shania. Mutt screwed up.

What a weird guy also. Never really showing up with her at events and such maintaining he was shy or some shit. Then nails her best friend. Weird deal. 

[washparkhorn 9931]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Then nails her best friend

 

[Poolflood 845]

14 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

 

Aggie girl fantasies.  Nttiatwwt.... I guess?

[Enchubben 5509]

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Reminds me of this 

[Nicole44 22023]

Has anyone headed anything more on the Coaching search? My neighbors already shooting off fireworks. Everyone ready for this turd of a year to be over.