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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s a little weird to collect money on a bank holiday.  You sure this is for a corch?

Yes. It is. I don’t know how you’d track it regardless. It’s been collected. Panhandle peep was asked in early October what he’d feel comfortable with if this went down. Gave a figure. Was called about two weeks ago and said he’d give a little more than he promised. Gave what he promised two weeks ago. I don’t know if he wrote a check or it was wired or how that shit works. Way above my pay grade.

it was collected. Or as The Squid would tweet:

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20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

All I can offer for information on my end is that I asked my source let me know when it came time to collect money. Or at least his. It happened this afternoon. Don’t know if that means UM or a Plan B. Just know he wouldn’t be offering it up now if Herman was staying. My source had no problems offering up some kind of money even if he stayed (for the Program) but not this much. Wish I knew how to track the money. Do they get it back if it’s a fail? Lulz. I am happy to know that what he promised initially my source said he added more. So there’s that. Please be UM! Please! 

Does said source know who corch is?

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16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I thought so too. He’s actually reading the board right now. Lurking. Lmao. Asked me about the travel thread. I can vouch for him if he joins. But someone has to vouch for me. I am legit but that’s the way it works. That’s the way. 

 

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I mean...to collect money confirms they got a yes yesterday (which is what IT inferred kinda sorta)...can’t imagine getting a firm yes before the CFP games....ummm this shit is happening

If they got the yes yesterday, I eliminates Kelly, makes Mullen unlikely (unless it was a straight up FUCK UF right after the game) as well as Sark..

 

Also makes the NFL angle unlikely as well because it is before black Monday...

 

So who else is available....

 

Meyer or Campbell as a worst case...

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Yes. It is. I don’t know how you’d track it regardless. It’s been collected. Panhandle peep was asked in early October what he’d feel comfortable with if this went down. Gave a figure. Was called about two weeks ago and said he’d give a little more than he promised. Gave what he promised two weeks ago. I don’t know if he wrote a check or it was wired or how that shit works. Way above my pay grade.

it was collected. Or as The Squid would tweet:

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I assume a commitment of this sort could be handled by some other written doc or some such without an actual wire or bag of cash being exchanged on a holiday. ;) 

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Yes. It is. I don’t know how you’d track it regardless. It’s been collected. Panhandle peep was asked in early October what he’d feel comfortable with if this went down. Gave a figure. Was called about two weeks ago and said he’d give a little more than he promised. Gave what he promised two weeks ago. I don’t know if he wrote a check or it was wired or how that shit works. Way above my pay grade.

it was collected. Or as The Squid would tweet:

🦑🦑🤘🏼📞💵💵💴💰💰👍🏻👌🤝🏈🦑🦑

You’re gonna get so much ducking karma if you’re right

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1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

You’re gonna get so much ducking karma if you’re right

Karma would be cool but it should go to my only Source. I wouldn’t know shit if I didn’t have him. As far as anything else I am allowed to say, my dad was a Pathologist before he passed. He was a great one. Diagnosing people and looking at slides all day. He saved my source’s life or that’s what my source believed because my dad would flip slides three ways to Sunday looking for abnormalities under his microscope. I am allowed by my source to say that. He loved my dad. 

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If they got the yes yesterday, I eliminates Kelly, makes Mullen unlikely (unless it was a straight up FUCK UF right after the game) as well as Sark..

 

Also makes the NFL angle unlikely as well because it is before black Monday...

 

So who else is available....

 

Meyer or Campbell as a worst case...

Might I remind you that Bill Bellichek is not going to the playoffs. But like Harvard for my college choices, he’s our safety net.

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I assume a commitment of this sort could be handled by some other written doc or some such without an actual wire or bag of cash being exchanged on a holiday. ;) 

I did a deal once where a guy wanted to bring seven figures in cash in black trash bags.  Not even kidding. It was freaky.  The craziest part was the line of business was of a kind where government espionage makes sense. We had several theories about the cash and one was it was CIA money.  I killed the deal. No effing way.

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If they got the yes yesterday, I eliminates Kelly, makes Mullen unlikely (unless it was a straight up FUCK UF right after the game) as well as Sark..

 

Also makes the NFL angle unlikely as well because it is before black Monday...

 

So who else is available....

 

Meyer or Campbell as a worst case...

Why does it eliminate Kelly? 

Pretty sure he knew the result of this game a long  time ago 

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I did a deal once where a guy wanted to bring seven figures in cash in black trash bags.  Not even kidding. It was freaky.  The craziest part was the line of business was of a kind where government espionage makes sense. We had several theories about the cash and one was it was CIA money.  I killed the deal. No effing way.

Should have doubled the price and taken it. BDE. 

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I did a deal once where a guy wanted to bring seven figures in cash in black trash bags.  Not even kidding. It was freaky.  The craziest part was the line of business was of a kind where government espionage makes sense. We had several theories about the cash and one was it was CIA money.  I killed the deal. No effing way.

That was you that killed my deal? I would avoid black SUVs and prepare your own food for now on..

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I did a deal once where a guy wanted to bring seven figures in cash in black trash bags.  Not even kidding. It was freaky.  The craziest part was the line of business was of a kind where government espionage makes sense. We had several theories about the cash and one was it was CIA money.  I killed the deal. No effing way.

That is the exact kinda deal I’d take 

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I guess put together (serious) questions for me to ask and I will give whatever answers I can give after I ask him. That’s what I can offer. I know a vague timeline of stuff so far. But this was the first time he’s said, “yep I gave them what I promised.” Gave. So I’m excited too. This is way too big to fib about. I did ask if it was Urban and he said, “who the hell else do you think it’d be for?” Again this doesn’t mean shit until we see it. And it could be one of two Plan B’s either of which most of us would get excited about. I’m not gonna sleep tonite unless I get other news. Damn. 

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I guess put together (serious) questions for me to ask and I will give whatever answers I can give after I ask him. That’s what I can offer. I know a vague timeline of stuff so far. But this was the first time he’s said, “yep I gave them what I promised.” Gave. So I’m excited too. This is way too big to fib about. I did ask if it was Urban and he said, “who the hell else do you think it’s be for?” Again this doesn’t mean shit until we see it. And it could be one of two Plan B’s either of which most of us would get excited about. I’m not gonna sleep tonite unless I get other news. Damn. 

 

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Yes. It is. I don’t know how you’d track it regardless. It’s been collected. Panhandle peep was asked in early October what he’d feel comfortable with if this went down. Gave a figure. Was called about two weeks ago and said he’d give a little more than he promised. Gave what he promised two weeks ago. I don’t know if he wrote a check or it was wired or how that shit works. Way above my pay grade.

it was collected. Or as The Squid would tweet:

🦑🦑🤘🏼📞💵💵💴💰💰👍🏻👌🤝🏈🦑🦑

Squid did tweet this 12/31...

 

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I guess put together (serious) questions for me to ask and I will give whatever answers I can give after I ask him. That’s what I can offer. I know a vague timeline of stuff so far. But this was the first time he’s said, “yep I gave them what I promised.” Gave. So I’m excited too. This is way too big to fib about. I did ask if it was Urban and he said, “who the hell else do you think it’d be for?” Again this doesn’t mean shit until we see it. And it could be one of two Plan B’s either of which most of us would get excited about. I’m not gonna sleep tonite unless I get other news. Damn. 

When?

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I guess put together (serious) questions for me to ask and I will give whatever answers I can give after I ask him. That’s what I can offer. I know a vague timeline of stuff so far. But this was the first time he’s said, “yep I gave them what I promised.” Gave. So I’m excited too. This is way too big to fib about. I did ask if it was Urban and he said, “who the hell else do you think it’s be for?” Again this doesn’t mean shit until we see it. And it could be one of two Plan B’s either of which most of us would get excited about. I’m not gonna sleep tonite unless I get other news. Damn. 

I've been lurking since the whole "It's not urban" fiaso about 200 pages ago, but I am enchubbened, and it's not due to your selfies. BDE

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I guess put together (serious) questions for me to ask and I will give whatever answers I can give after I ask him. That’s what I can offer. I know a vague timeline of stuff so far. But this was the first time he’s said, “yep I gave them what I promised.” Gave. So I’m excited too. This is way too big to fib about. I did ask if it was Urban and he said, “who the hell else do you think it’d be for?” Again this doesn’t mean shit until we see it. And it could be one of two Plan B’s either of which most of us would get excited about. I’m not gonna sleep tonite unless I get other news. Damn. 

And it’s posted in this thread.  Not the others.

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

An update on the money. It’s been collected (at least from my Panhandle peep). Man to be that rich. Here’s to hoping for some serious BDE life altering news tomorrow or Sunday. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

If this turns out to be the case, I will send you one high resolution picture of my boobs. 

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We almost did.  We killed it for a different reason, the CEO we recruited ended up being an unhinged fucking lunatic.

To be fair, unhinged fucking lunatic is the first requirement for most American CEO positions

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If this turns out to be the case, I will send you one high resolution picture of my boobs. 

Sweet! I already promised I would consider a picture if we got UM. But I don’t think anyone posting here will give a fuck if we get UM. So I can leave my dignity intact. Lol. 

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I guess put together (serious) questions for me to ask and I will give whatever answers I can give after I ask him. That’s what I can offer. I know a vague timeline of stuff so far. But this was the first time he’s said, “yep I gave them what I promised.” Gave. So I’m excited too. This is way too big to fib about. I did ask if it was Urban and he said, “who the hell else do you think it’d be for?” Again this doesn’t mean shit until we see it. And it could be one of two Plan B’s either of which most of us would get excited about. I’m not gonna sleep tonite unless I get other news. Damn. 

Was money given with authorization to use on an undefined plan B if no CUM, or with expectation of CUM or bust (and return funds)?

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