Urban Meyer or bust

[Mikey4 2476]

So, what's the deal?
FCB, the AP, and Horns 247 jumped the gun in a vain effort for a scoop?

No, the athletic department leaked a rumor to their lapdog FCB to give them an excuse to wait until after the national championship game to announce the new coach.

[Los Borracho 36]

36 minutes ago, Griff said:

1 good - also messes with baby Stoops Kentucky game (BGB is watching)

2 good

3 good - mess with Aggy and MB

4 good

if true may be liking CDC even more.

 

Plus you get to fuck with control freak Saban.

[Michael Knight 12898]

This is gonna make Saban real mad in 2022

[Rip76 4914]

23 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

I don’t get this one.

[Fondren & Main 6670]

Lol, the timing of this is hilarious.  Maybe we can make a drinking game out of it.  What is the over under on how long they talk about this shit during the aggy game?

[ztejas 43266]

1 hour ago, Longtimelurker2001 said:

Can I get some positive rep after being called a troll for weeks now? This has been done with Sark since the week of the 14th.    

I just repped all your posts. You nailed it. Not sure why you're getting showered with negs. I guess people are salty and don't like you asking for rep. The truth hurts sometimes.

[futureman 22415]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

fat lady has not sung just yet. 

sure thing, pal. 

[nineliveslost 2710]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I don’t get this one.

i don't either

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Texas on the request of Urban is trying to create strife and distraction at Bama before the big game so he can steal tOSU before the championship 

[bigcigar 1161]

@Nicole44probably need to ask your  source why they funded sarks next rehab trip

[Rip76 4914]

Um....

https://youtu.be/IjwkRhFSAcs

[Mikey4 2476]

I don’t get this one.

Barton is agreeing that Urban is coming to Texas now. Probably just got a text from Urban.

[TexasGolf 4858]

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

i don't either

Burton and rgl have a public bet on CUM to Texas 

[RGBIII 22798]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

sure thing, pal. 

[immamac 42521]

BOOM BABY 

[TexasGolf 4858]

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Texas on the request of Urban is trying to create strife and distraction at Bama before the big game so he can steal tOSU before the championship 

BDE.

[Rip76 4914]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

Dont

[Mikey4 2476]

BOOM BABY 

Was that the sound of.... Bust?

[ElChupacabra 254]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

Don't tease.

[horngrad03 1147]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

FFS....give!!!

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

It’s gonna take money 

[futureman 22415]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I don’t get it. 

[rpspeed 1351]

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I don’t get this one.

He's replying to rap saying this

 

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RapGameLarry

 

@RapGameSports33

 

Replying to

@kirk_barton

You could sell a million bucks worth of shirts to Oklahoma fans with your ‘went for Urban settled for Bourbon’ line

[RollLeft 5040]

The only thing that bugs me about the Pollack tweet is that if he did ask it wasn't a flat denial.  That would have been a better sign of Urban or bust.  Saban well be forced to address this and we will all know soon if its Sark.  If not we landed URB. 

[Reese Bennett 3605]

The Big Astronaut is showing night crew vibes:

 

[ztejas 43266]

48 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

 

Bout Tree Fiddy.

 

 

Really.

More like half of that.

[taybo20 2815]

16 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Well, well, well.  Look who's enjoying the party!?

I was always down to party. But I always show up fashionably late

[TexArcher 37524]

I STILL BELIEVE

[Droopy 2624]

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

14 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The Big Astronaut is showing night crew vibes:

 

Might be the only college athlete that when you ask him what he weighs right now, he verifies his current altitude so he can be precise. 
 

or maybe he only gives his mass so he doesn’t have to bother. 

Edited January 2, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[TexasGolf 4858]

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The Big Astronaut is showing night crew vibes:

 

Must read surly 

[CoachTex 2620]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Might be the only college athlete that when you ask him what he weighs right now, he verifies his current altitude so he can be precise. 

Would definitely answer in Newtons.

[futureman 22415]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Must read surly 

he does not read surly. 

[Michael Knight 12898]

 

[Hammerhead 257]

3 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach. 

Fuck yes. I’m in on this. 

[horngrad03 1147]

4 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Maybe sark has been hired, as OC. 

[TexArcher 37524]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

he does not read surly. 

You just don't want him to know that you're gonna fist your own asshole.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Texas 9.95ers talking to each other right now

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

If we don't get Urban I'll be disappointed but I at least want to hear him say No. We officially have a Head Coaching vacancy now. Make him say yes/no to us

Edited January 2, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[TexasGolf 4858]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe sark has been hired, as OC. 

[Reese Bennett 3605]

At this point, I'd be happy hiring Colt as a figurehead and keeping the current staff. The big thing is Herman is gone. Anything beyond that is gravy (though I still want Urban).

[Hammerhead 257]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe sark has been hired, as OC. 

[thunderlounge 7759]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

More like half of that.

I wish that were true round these parts. 

[ElChupacabra 254]

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

If it's the news we want to hear, please keep it under wraps. Don't want to spoil anything with loose lips. If it's some other BS then just spill it.

[TexasGolf 4858]

Going to make another gumbo tonight for CUM

2 nights ago gumbo helped get turtle fired 

[Ron Swanson 176]

26 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I don’t get this one.

That's OK.  I didn't get the reference to "we did an Auburn".

[Rip76 4914]

Ok, so.... we're just now "vetting" Sark?  C'mon now.

Also, what time was this "New Coach," Zoom meeting?

Edited January 2, 2021 by Rip76

[Cairn Horn88 8187]

Maybe Urban's only demand to becoming the new HC at Texas is for Sark to be his OC!!!   I'd be ok with dat.

[derpyhorndog 2554]

14 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

He's replying to rap saying this

 

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RapGameLarry

 

@RapGameSports33

 

Replying to

@kirk_barton

You could sell a million bucks worth of shirts to Oklahoma fans with your ‘went for Urban settled for Bourbon’ line

Just so our Twitter accounting is properly set out.

• First post was RGL posting the (Jimmy Butler?) gif in response to Pollack's latest tweet about Sark turning down UT.
• Second post was Kirk Barton responding to that gif saying "LOL you might be on to something."
• Last post was RGL responding with the t-shirt joke, which I read as RGL taking a stance of "I know I'm right about Urban and you [Barton] are wrong, but want to say something complimentary to you so as to lessen the blow / play buddy-buddy [and still get my bet $$ from you]."

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