Urban Meyer or bust

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Incoming flight from Tuscaloosa to Austin Exec, touches down at 5:30 local. 

Why is UM in Alabama but OK. 

[South Austin 52,154]

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why is UM in Alabama but OK. 

He's bringing Sark as his OC.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

The timing of this is all fucked up. No way this was Sark's idea, unless Saban got wind of the imminent hiring and said get yourself on the plane because I don't want a distracted OC for the NC game.

That's true. Why wouldn't we just wait a little while longer and do it the day after the NC game? It's very weird. 

[Walker_Texas_Ranger_23 25]

Saban has confirmed Sark to Texas. 

[TejasPedro 1,849]

Are we switching to 

[TexasGolf 4,861]

1 minute ago, Walker_Texas_Ranger_23 said:

Saban has confirmed Sark to Texas. 

AS OC COOL

[Bigbend1812 12,892]

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Brando is a piece of shit. We need to make his life miserable. 

He’s Brando.  He doesn’t need us to make himself feel like a miserable piece of shit. 

[crash_davis 23,084]

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That's true. Why wouldn't we just wait a little while longer and do it the day after the NC game? It's very weird. 

it just doesn't make sense. Bellmont had done a fucking amazing job shutting down leaky valves after the BOR/Urban flight info. After that week it was complete silence. There was going to be complete silence unless something/someone forcing the announcement. Maybe someone threatened to leak, maybe Herman himself? My guess is that it's Saban saying GTFO and having a day or two to deal with the drama and then getting the team back to focus on the NC.

[SimkinsMan 4,349]

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

The dream is dead

[Walker_Texas_Ranger_23 25]

4 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

AS OC COOL

Precisely!

[Rip76 4,914]

Lock it

[crash_davis 23,084]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

it just doesn't make sense. Bellmont had done a fucking amazing job shutting down leaky valves after the BOR/Urban flight info. After that week it was complete silence. There was going to be complete silence unless something/someone forcing the announcement. Maybe someone threatened to leak, maybe Herman himself? My guess is that it's Saban saying GTFO and having a day or two to deal with the drama and then getting the team back to focus on the NC.

Just saw that Saban said Sark will remain w/ Bama through the NC game. Now this makes no sense at all. Why willingly have this announcement today? All it does is add a shitton of distraction on Bama players.

[Surly Bevo 24,697]

[bluto 4,894]

Brando is a piece of shit. We need to make his life miserable. 

Good luck, he lives in Shreveport

[crash_davis 23,084]

Let me be the first to say it meaningfully.

 

FUCK YOU, CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

We have to be careful with these .gifs from now on. Don't want our coach to trigger relapses

[mr. littlejeans 184]

so, bust?

[misterloki 1]

Reading this thread is like a QAnon fever dream. No Cloak Room.

[Mikey4 2,476]

The dream is dead

Not dead, just deferred. Never give up.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

We have to be careful with these .gifs from now on. Don't want our coach to trigger relapses

That’s not our coach?

[RollLeft 5,040]

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The dream is dead

seems legit

Edited January 2, 2021 by RollLeft

[Ron Swanson 176]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The dream is dead

I'm stunned.  I'm pissed.

[TejasPedro 1,849]

I hope this doesn’t happen here 

 

[KYHorn 16,865]

It's official. Shut it down. Epic run, everyone!

 

[oh_snap 694]

Well, it’s not “bye forever”, to this thread. More like, “I’ll see you again in 2024”. By then, CUM will be need to re-establish his legacy after the NFL nonsense. 

[Reese Bennett 3,605]

Officially Sark.

 

[TexasGolf 4,861]

I’ll wait until the official announcement 

 

CUM

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

So Saban decided to tell his team today to get it out of the way, which meant we had to fire tom before that. 

[Horn80 6,075]

So it’s Bust.  Fuck

[taybo20 2,815]

Official... train is derailed @immamac 

[SDG 3,319]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

I’ll wait until the official announcement 

 

CUM

I’m slo.  

Edited January 2, 2021 by SDG

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

 

In before lock

 

[89Horn 1,492]

On 12/31/2020 at 4:39 PM, Enchubben said:

[Pablo 494]

I haz a sad

[bigcigar 1,161]

@futuremanyou did this

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

It's official. Shut it down. Epic run, everyone!

 

That’s pretty fucking official alright. 

[Caddox 952]

Sigh. Looks like Sark is official if our main Twitter account is putting it out there. 

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

BOOM BABY 

What's the deal?

And where is Nicole?

[TotallyLegit 3,050]

Just now, Caddox said:

Sigh. Looks like Sark is official if our main Twitter account is putting it out there. 

wow

[immamac 42,527]

Well I guess it's a bust then. 

[LonghornSean 3,942]

 

[RollLeft 5,040]

[immamac 42,527]

Unlocking until midnight. Do your worst (err I mean best)

[taybo20 2,815]

Lolz

[thunderlounge 7,759]

Well, fuck. 
 

The back stories on this will be interesting if nothing else I guess. 

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

BDE is cancelled. Rap Game Larry has a micropenis confirmed

[BonzoMontreaux 1,033]

Welllll...FUCK!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been real. May God have mercy on our souls.


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[David Dennison 18,661]

Waiting for updates on what "sources" and "insiders" and those "close to the program" say about what went wrong.

[Huckleberry 32,704]

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

The national narrative of your program does matter. Oh look huckleberry is here to set everyone straight. Got a badass over here get out of the way!

A program's success sets the narrative, not vice versa, but you're still too stupid to figure that out. If we were winning the talking heads would say different things. So go ahead and cry about media people "setting the narrative" which doesn't mean anything to anyone except for caterwauling vaginas, mewling quims, and crying pussies.