Urban Meyer or bust

[Bevo&Pevo 5036]

I guess Nicole didn't take the news too well.

Edited January 3, 2021 by Bevo&Pevo

[DoobieWah 1412]

4 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I guess Nicole didn't take the news too well.

Hopefully she's just getting her freak on. 😉

[perfectchaos007 6596]

It wouldn't be a good look if Urban turned us down and then takes the Jags job. 

https://www.bleacherreport.com/articles/2925120-urban-meyer-reportedly-expects-to-replace-doug-marrone-as-jaguars-head-coach

 

[Bigbend1812 12894]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It wouldn't be a good look if Urban turned us down and then takes the Jags job. 

https://www.bleacherreport.com/articles/2925120-urban-meyer-reportedly-expects-to-replace-doug-marrone-as-jaguars-head-coach

 

😭😭😭

[Surly Bevo 24697]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It wouldn't be a good look if Urban turned us down and then takes the Jags job. 

https://www.bleacherreport.com/articles/2925120-urban-meyer-reportedly-expects-to-replace-doug-marrone-as-jaguars-head-coach

 

It's a shitload better look if he goes to take a swing at the NFL than ending up at another college stop

[Babytime 96]

Thanks for a good time all.

[closetojumping 62257]

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If it’s any consolation I have a very good friend who knows Sark very well and really likes him and thinks he will do well at Texas. I respect this guy’s opinion. He’s very sharp. 

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

[Sal 1088]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

Will Sark initiate dirty recruiting?

[Gatorubet 30121]

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

[utexas8 1433]

Will Sark initiate dirty recruiting?

I’m more worried that he lives through his contract.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

1 hour ago, Caddox said:

I’m here to take my medicine and answer to anything I posted in the past. I believed UM was in play until I saw the tweet from the main UT account. I was wrong and I’m willing to take lumps from anyone over the matter. 

start a new thread titled "the caddox CUM apology thread" and provide some evidence, any evidence, other than your word, that you didn't invent everything you posted in this thread.

that, or get someone on here known to other here IRL, to give you an IRL vouch.

if you were making up your deer blind communiques, you caused a tremendous amount of wasted time and energy and you have to own that.

either apologize for lying, and explain why you lied, or provide some proof, any proof, that your deer blind insider is a real person.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

So we hear he was throughly vetted.  I guess they forgot to talk to your friends.  

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

P"ut me in the camp that Herman had to go.  He did not have the demeanor or temperament for the job.
Grills and sledgehammers "


Hey now

[Hank_Hill 18502]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

Acute cocaine use or something from chronic abuse? Both can be a thing and one doesn’t necessarily mean he’s used recently. 

Edited January 3, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[orangecat92 306]

42 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Sounds like Urban’s goal was to fuck Herman...

So, Urbs was on the good guys side.  He just wasn't willing to put himself in there 100% to show how it can be done.  I am just thrilled we are almost certainly never hiring anybody from the UM coaching tree again.  Exception for Chris Ash, only because of his success this year?  

Is he really going to the pros?  He's crazy.  He will come crawling back to the college ranks in less than 3 years, imo. 

[utexas8 1433]

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

Someone who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone at bama so take that FWIW, said he has shown up drunk to practice at bama.

I Didn’t believe it because no way saban would’ve allowed it and no way Texas would’ve hired him without doing some serious vetting. But Who knows now.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

48 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Then after the OU game, my text thread lit up like a Christmas tree and the talk was big about blah blah we don’t have to do this anymore we can just hire UM. 
 

Throughout the rest of the season UM was communicating with us about the job. Fast forward to the K State game, and that text thread starts celebrating about UM. Then a whole bunch of peripheral UT people got all excited about UM. That’s when I told this thread that I was “all in”.

screenswipe those texts, download to your computer, use paint to black out names and numbers, and post in your apology thread

[runthebone 7932]

Hope we don't need this thread again any time soon.  It's been fun.

[Dewey 3280]

18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It wouldn't be a good look if Urban turned us down and then takes the Jags job. 

https://www.bleacherreport.com/articles/2925120-urban-meyer-reportedly-expects-to-replace-doug-marrone-as-jaguars-head-coach

 

His health reasons have always been, at least to me, bullshit (he can deal with it and.coach) Once the Jags locked the first pick and they opened the GM job, no chance for us imo. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

His health reasons have always been, at least to me, bullshit (he can deal with it and.coach) Once the Jags locked the first pick and they opened the GM job, no chance for us imo. 

And you know he's looking to draft Ohio State's Justin Fields. 

[Tonesky 917]

1 hour ago, Caddox said:

I’m here to take my medicine and answer to anything I posted in the past. I believed UM was in play until I saw the tweet from the main UT account. I was wrong and I’m willing to take lumps from anyone over the matter. 

 

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

start a new thread titled "the caddox CUM apology thread" and provide some evidence, any evidence, other than your word, that you didn't invent everything you posted in this thread.

that, or get someone on here known to other here IRL, to give you an IRL vouch.

if you were making up your deer blind communiques, you caused a tremendous amount of wasted time and energy and you have to own that.

either apologize for lying, and explain why you lied, or provide some proof, any proof, that your deer blind insider is a real person.

 

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Hope we don't need this thread again any time soon.  It's been fun.

In before re-lock. 

[Dewey 3280]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

And you know he's looking to draft Ohio State's Justin Fields. 

I don't know about that, probably take Lawrence,  but load up on certain tOSU players later in the draft. 

[immamac 42537]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

screenswipe those texts, download to your computer, use paint to black out names and numbers, and post in your apology thread

This kinda should happen. In all fairness

[mantis toboggan 847]

18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It wouldn't be a good look if Urban turned us down and then takes the Jags job. 

https://www.bleacherreport.com/articles/2925120-urban-meyer-reportedly-expects-to-replace-doug-marrone-as-jaguars-head-coach

 

Seems very reasonable that Urban would take an NFL job over Texas. The top nfl coaches salaried are higher than Top college coaches. I suspect Herman would be paid the same or better at the nfl level than UT. I could see him saying I have won 2 championships at 2 different colleges. I want to test my self at the highest level of the game in the NFL. Hell maybe they throw in a GM tag too.  
 

if I am guessing, it is most likely he was coming to Texas until the NFL called. It explains the UT confidence and then the sudden reversal. 

[MoJames 8241]

See y'all on the other side.

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7 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

 

 

In before re-lock. 

Too late for horns in Brazil and Nova Scotia (the latter were probably too vain anyway.)

[wood 11183]

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

See y'all on the other side.

[DoobieWah 1412]

12 minutes ago, MoJames said:

See y'all on the other side.

I don't know why.

This side looks yummy. 😁

[cashman 20]

16 minutes ago, MoJames said:

See y'all on the other side.

In honor of us not getting Urban, I'm about to bust

[Pato del Muerto 52344]

Hold fast to dreams 
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/dreams-by-langston-hughes

[Born Burnt 6149]

I refuse to believe this is not some long-game elaborate plan to get Urban.

[Caddox 952]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Did they know in early December that Herman was definitely getting fired? I picked that up on the Texas side so I never sweated Herman staying like many did. 

I really think it was OU. I think everyone on our side felt like we shouldve won the conference this year. Once we limped out of the gate with Tech everyone knew we were in for trouble. Then we lose to TCU. Then we cant get it done against OU. Thats when the Meyer stuff really heated up. 

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1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Whoever named this thread should have named it "Urban Meyer or a solid second choice" so that we didn't end up with Steve god damn Sarkisian when we whiffed on Urban.

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45 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So we hear he was throughly vetted.  I guess they forgot to talk to your friends.  

Any time someone is hired in a big role, he/she is always “thoroughly vetted” and that is usually meaningless. 

43 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Acute cocaine use or something from chronic abuse? Both can be a thing and one doesn’t necessarily mean he’s used recently. 

No clue. 

39 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Someone who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone at bama so take that FWIW, said he has shown up drunk to practice at bama.

I Didn’t believe it because no way saban would’ve allowed it and no way Texas would’ve hired him without doing some serious vetting. But Who knows now.

 

34 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Agree...most of the stuff shared via this “friend of a friend” stuff is bullshit. Let’s see how the guy does and hope he is true in his recovery. If he is, cool. If not, we fucking fire him and move on. 

I provided details on who I talked to and didn’t reference a third level. Not only that, I have provided info that has shown itself to be correct repeatedly over the years and even in this thread, including Herman being gone in every take and Del Conte’s weak vote of confidence coming and also being meaningless. So fuck off on the “friend of a friend” bullshit. You can believe what you wish, but I literally gave you details verifiable on this. Sorry if you wanted to hear nothing but glory for our new savior. 

[Reese Bennett 3605]

Night shift clocking out. Good job everybody. Hook 'em!

[TejasPedro 1849]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Pink guy is truth

[wood 11183]

36 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

I don't know why.

This side looks yummy. 😁

With Helga, every side looks tasty AF.

Edited January 3, 2021 by wood

[immamac 42537]

only 1 hour left of this glorious thread. cap it off a master piece.

[RGBIII 22798]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

only 1 hour left of this glorious thread. cap it off a master piece.

[taybo20 2815]

19 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

I wasnt even responding to you or you post. Thin skinned much? You can be quite a whiny little cunt sometimes...

He’s a big thing in his own mind. He literally never said anything new or different except his take on BK...which he was wrong about.

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[kmac30 416]

I’m going to miss this thread at work on Monday. I learned a little, I laughed, I cried.

Goodbye and Good Luck

[wood 11183]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

only 1 hour left of this glorious thread. cap it off a master piece.

In honor of our glorious thread mascot...

Edited January 3, 2021 by wood

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

So long and thanks for the fish 

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2 minutes ago, kmac30 said:

I’m going to miss this thread at work on Monday. I learned a little, I laughed, I cried.

Goodbye and Good Luck

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

See y'all on the other side.

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