Urban Meyer or bust

[BachelorTrek 2937]

So, we go back to "normal" life now?

[Horn Dog 9674]

 

Urban....I don’t feel so good.

[Griff 513]

If you’re really us what number are we thinking of?

Regardless...

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

only 1 hour left of this glorious thread. cap it off a master piece.

[westexhorn 2008]

i was here

[wood 11183]

Thanks everyone. We laughed. We cried. We showed each other our meat.

[Bear19 82]

2 hours ago, Caddox said:

I’m here to take my medicine and answer to anything I posted in the past. I believed UM was in play until I saw the tweet from the main UT account. I was wrong and I’m willing to take lumps from anyone over the matter. 

I don’t care if you just made it all up. I enjoyed listening to it. A good story is a good story.

[BradInATX 9208]

My source, who smokes the biggest fucking cigars they make, said that we'd have gotten Urban if not for the unbelievably stupid "CUM" nickname. So good work on that.

True story.

[BachelorTrek 2937]

[freyguy 4245]

Fuck all of you for messing this up.  Each and every last one of you....

🖕

[BachelorTrek 2937]

[wood 11183]

12 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Thanks. Owe you one now, so here's Alexa Strange.

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

The possibility exists of developing the same kind of cardiomyopathy (dilated) from either alcohol or cocaine. If it's cocaine specific, then it's likely Takotsubo cardiomyopathy.

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Goodbye and Good Luck.

[BradInATX 9208]

For posterity.. if you don't want to read all five thousand posts on this thread, here's a good summary

[UDontKnow 10439]

[TexasGolf 4863]

I miss you 

[El Squared 1793]

Futureman is a sock for FCB. 

That being said<-its unclear why CUM said nothing to diffuse the speculation except that he is also a self absorbed douche.

Go do whatever ,Pope, and I give 0 billion  fucks whether you succeed or your head explodes from brain spiders or fake panic attacks...as you are :

"the coach who cried wolf".

Edited January 3, 2021 by El Squared

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I have two friends at Bama. One is Saban’s longest tenured person in his inner circle, which should be obvious to figure out. They like Sark fine. They also say he hasn’t exactly been living the narrative fed to the media. Also, his heart surgery in July was brought on by cocaine heart, apparently. They think he’s a great football guy and such, but there’s a lot to worry about with the hire. 

Did Sarks wife try to jump out of an airplane during flight?   His desk can resemble Scarface’s if he can beat OU and win the B12 every year.  

[BachelorTrek 2937]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

[DFW Horn 6118]

 

[closetojumping 62257]

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

The possibility exists of developing the same kind of cardiomyopathy (dilated) from either alcohol or cocaine. If it's cocaine specific, then it's likely Takotsubo cardiomyopathy.

You’d know better than the rest of us.

[clapclapclap 9000]

[El Squared 1793]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

simply not true, guy.  months ago I talked to the few people who would know and they said unequivocally that urban was a non-starter.  I understand that you are sad and angry right now.  but you’ll get over it. 

Why don't you go gloat in your prairie schooner tiny home you miserable  OU fuck sock.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

3 hours ago, Caddox said:

I’m here to take my medicine and answer to anything I posted in the past. I believed UM was in play until I saw the tweet from the main UT account. I was wrong and I’m willing to take lumps from anyone over the matter. 

@Caddox

[Laxtonto 11934]

[Longboard Horn 40157]

[Longboard Horn 40157]

[BachelorTrek 2937]

[Longboard Horn 40157]

23 minutes ago, wood said:

Thanks everyone. We laughed. We cried. We showed each other our meat.

 

[Longboard Horn 40157]

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

screenswipe those texts, download to your computer, use paint to black out names and numbers, and post in your apology thread

So, one point of order on this.  You seem intent on an apology thread without knowing if he legitimately had info that he was just passing along.  If he shows some proof per your demands why does he owe you or anyone else an apology?

[Michael Knight 12899]

14 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Futureman is a sock for FCB. 

That being said<-its unclear why CUM said nothing to diffuse the speculation except that he is also a self absorbed douche.

Go do whatever ,Pope, and I give 0 billion  fucks whether you succeed or your head explodes from brain spiders or fake panic attacks...as you are :

"the coach who cried wolf".

The only speculation was in this thread, the rest of the world had no idea anything was going on.

[El Squared 1793]

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Well friends, this was the most fun I’ve ever had on the internet. I cracked open a Pinot from my last trip to Oregon and had to smoke some ribs. I am very hopeful for Sark and hope he is the long term answer..if he isn’t I’ll see y’all back on this thread in a couple of years. Hook em! 

Welp- at least we got some glorious BBQ pron out of this thread!

[stork642 4498]

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

But no CUM.  

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

screenswipe those texts, download to your computer, use paint to black out names and numbers, and post in your apology thread

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

This kinda should happen. In all fairness

well, @Caddox, we're waiting.  just start your own thread at your leisure.  but if you take too long, you're going to be accused of shenanigans.

[Bevo&Pevo 5036]

[TexMexBuddha 987]

I really thought Urban to Texas made so much sense for all. I acknowledge my delusion, but I am glad Hermensa is gone.

Hook'em

[DFW Horn 6118]

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Today's climax was nothing like this for me. I has disappoints with Sark

[Both Tacos 1805]

Agree...most of the stuff shared via this “friend of a friend” stuff is bullshit. Let’s see how the guy does and hope he is true in his recovery. If he is, cool. If not, we fucking fire him and move on. 

With his past history, I certainly hope that his contract has an out clause for the University if his sobriety goes south.

[atomheartbevo 89457]

41 minutes ago, kmac30 said:

I’m going to miss this thread at work on Monday. I learned a little, I laughed, I cried.

Goodbye and Good Luck

34 minutes ago, Griff said:

If you’re really us what number are we thinking of?

Regardless...

[wood 11183]

3 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

I really thought Urban to Texas made so much sense for all. I acknowledge my delusion, but I am glad Hermensa is gone.

Hook'em

+1. Well said, brother.

[FreeHorn 1307]

One day I’ll be able to tell my kids that I was part of this great historical moment known as the Urban or Bust thread. 

[Laxtonto 11934]

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

[BachelorTrek 2937]

[atomheartbevo 89457]

@Brisketexan no matter who is coach, I'll still fight you for Sela

[Bevo&Pevo 5036]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

That was my old avatar on Shaggy.

[FriendofaFriend 93]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Any time someone is hired in a big role, he/she is always “thoroughly vetted” and that is usually meaningless. 

No clue. 

 

I provided details on who I talked to and didn’t reference a third level. Not only that, I have provided info that has shown itself to be correct repeatedly over the years and even in this thread, including Herman being gone in every take and Del Conte’s weak vote of confidence coming and also being meaningless. So fuck off on the “friend of a friend” bullshit. You can believe what you wish, but I literally gave you details verifiable on this. Sorry if you wanted to hear nothing but glory for our new savior. 

Can you guys leave me out of this. I haven’t said shit the whole time. 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So, one point of order on this.  You seem intent on an apology thread without knowing if he legitimately had info that he was just passing along.  If he shows some proof per your demands why does he owe you or anyone else an apology?

i'm betting he doesn't have the goods.  so, okay, let's give him the benefit of the doubt.  i hereby rescind my request for him to start a new thread titled "the caddox apology thread".  he can call it whatever the fuck he wants.  but he's the one who said he would answer for what he posted.  thus, i am intent on caddox creating a thread where he proves he legitimately had info he was just passing along.  if he shows us the "text message thread" with names and numbers blacked out, we're all good, and he becomes a revered member of this community.  those of us that have been here since the 360 days, through katie, and each of the 3 incarnations of this site, deserve better than to be rickrolled by someone who wrote wishcasting fanfiction that furthered a false narrative to the tune of 10000 hours a week of lost time and treasure.