Urban Meyer or bust

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

48 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Kissing someone against their will is not just harassment.  It's assault right?

Kissing is questionable, but groping her tits is sexual assault

[Saint Austin 745]

So, forgive me for not reviewing all 90 pages of this thread, but has Urban shown ANY indication, whatsoever, that he might entertain the job here??

[futureman 22415]

1 minute ago, Saint Austin said:

So, forgive me for not reviewing all 90 pages of this thread, but has Urban shown ANY indication, whatsoever, that he might entertain the job here??

nope.  anything posted or reported is made up to generate clicks and $9.95 subscriptions.  this thread is 90 pages of sad embarrassment. 

[maninblack 7974]

Each aggy win makes our willingness to ensure this happens that much greater.

[Rip76 4914]

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Each aggy win makes our willingness to ensure this happens that much greater.

Yup

[Landomatic 3813]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

this thread is 90 pages of sad embarrassment. 

And anal fisting.  Don’t forget that

[XYZ 2154]

4 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

So, forgive me for not reviewing all 90 pages of this thread, but has Urban shown ANY indication, whatsoever, that he might entertain the job here??

Yes, he has. During the Fox show he does, they had a thing about which is the best college town. I think Brady Quinn said “what about Austin? Are you going to pick Austin, coach?”. Urban responded “I need to think about it”.

[troph 24562]

Boring and bad. This isn’t the 80’s redux. Aggy is t going to the playoff this year or in our lifetimes. I want Herman gone. Hell, I would t mind if he got trampled by Bevo, but let’s not go full retar...Aggy. Christ.

That’s SEC football - outside of Bama and maybe 1-2 others the league is actually dogshit - and some years they still get two in the playoffs. Who are they going to lose to? Tennessee? Ha. They could lose to Auburn, but if they don’t they are no worse than 5th. Cincy is better but will they get a chance? tOSU is better but man they may not even get half a season in at this rate. They should not make the playoffs but they are as close as they’ve ever been, including the FedEx days of Jackie Sherrill.

[futureman 22415]

6 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

And anal fisting.  Don’t forget that

there will be no anal fisting.  not publicly, anyhow.  I could’ve said I’d use a live grenade as a suppository and it wouldn’t have made a difference.  urban isn’t coming to UT so everything in this whole thread is meaningless. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

That’s SEC football - outside of Bama and maybe 1-2 others the league is actually dogshit - and some years they still get two in the playoffs. Who are they going to lose to? Tennessee? Ha. They could lose to Auburn, but if they don’t they are no worse than 5th. Cincy is better but will they get a chance? tOSU is better but man they may not even get half a season in at this rate. They should not make the playoffs but they are as close as they’ve ever been, including the FedEx days of Jackie Sherrill.

Not even in 2020 would the committee choose a one or two loss 3rd place Aggy over an undefeated cincy. Or maybe I should say especially in 2020. But even then, there are other teams that could challenge Aggy. I just don’t see it.

PS, they look bad if not one dimensional in the game against a very, very, very bad LSU.

[Tailgate 3018]

Pay this man whatever he wants and let’s roll.

[Rip76 4914]

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

Pay this man whatever he wants and let’s roll.

This is all you need to see.

[WinningIsHard 4017]

If he wasn’t interested in coaching again why wouldn’t he just say No for everybody to hear. He’s interested in his legacy. A guy that motivated to be the best ever can’t let it go. His wife is on Twitter trying to will that shit into existence because she’s scared he’s got that itch again lol. If it ain’t Texas doesn’t change the fact that him wanting to coach again is most likely what started all this noise in the first place. 

[troph 24562]

Not even in 2020 would the committee choose a one or two loss 3rd place Aggy over an undefeated cincy. Or maybe I should say especially in 2020. But even then, there are other teams that could challenge Aggy. I just don’t see it.

PS, they look bad if not one dimensional in the game against a very, very, very bad LSU.

You’re extremely biased.

I’m not arguing a 2 loss A&M makes anything. But a 1 loss A&M? Yeah they might, and while boring if they can hold the shut out they’ll get a workmanlike label by the SEC media when it comes to it. They won’t be third by argument either - if bama wins the conference and bests Fla then Fla has two losses one to A&M. Look I think they aren’t very good, cincy is MUCH better but the rankings need to show it and A&M is a hell of a lot closer to the playoffs than you’re willing to admit.

In the end I think the top four hold and A&M is left out - as the first one left out. As it is they will come in 4-6 assuming they win out. That’s waaaaay to close for my comfort.

[dcar00 14035]

32 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

So, forgive me for not reviewing all 90 pages of this thread, but has Urban shown ANY indication, whatsoever, that he might entertain the job here??

he hasn't announced that he is not interested in the Texas opening so therefore he is still interested...

[troph 24562]

he hasn't announced that he is not interested in the Texas opening so therefore he is still interested...

But [mention]South Austin [/mention] his wife is liking tweets and undefeated so there’s that subterfuge going on.

[TexasRenegade 2391]

If the ags win out, which with only Auburn and Tennessee left is a decent possibility, they will probably make the playoff.  If ND beats Clemson a 2nd time I don't see how they aren't in.  OSU may not play another football game at the rate things are going.

[troph 24562]

If the ags win out, which with only Auburn and Tennessee left is a decent possibility, they will probably make the playoff.  If ND beats Clemson a 2nd time I don't see how they aren't in.  OSU may not play another football game at the rate things are going.

Oh I forgot Clem and ND might play again.

[CTC2 2745]

47 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

So, forgive me for not reviewing all 90 pages of this thread, but has Urban shown ANY indication, whatsoever, that he might entertain the job here??

No.  We just like talking about it.

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Oh I forgot Clem and ND might play again.

If Clemson wins the rematch in a close game, they're both getting in. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

there will be no anal fisting.  not publicly, anyhow.  I could’ve said I’d use a live grenade as a suppository and it wouldn’t have made a difference.  urban isn’t coming to UT so everything in this whole thread is meaningless. 

Hmmm.  Your posts have been in this thread.  I guess that would make your posts meaningless too.

[F250 28689]

3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

If Clemson wins the rematch in a close game, they're both getting in. 

This. Clemson winning but not blowing out Notre Dame and I don't think they will changes nothing. Plus I don't think aggy retains #5 after that shit show tonight.

This should be the year that the G5 is allowed into the playoffs. Cincinnati passes the eye test.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

So if CUM cums here  and Futeurrman dosent get a fisting( im talking  a Verifiable fisting, not some of his favorite porn clips) that's a permaban,  right?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Hmmm.  Your posts have been in this thread.  I guess that would make your posts meaningless too.

[troph 24562]

If Clemson wins the rematch in a close game, they're both getting in. 

I’d definitely prefer that. Or Cincy. Definitely need tOSU to play a few more games or maybe Fla beating Bama (lmao), anything but Aggy but to think they don’t have a chance is pretty preposterous. tOSU gets shut out by covid, ND beats Clem, Clem takes ND behind the woodshed, or an upset we aren’t planning for. Either way, let’s just hope Auburn can beat them and put an end to this and restore order to CFB before Meyer gets here.

[futureman 22415]

7 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

So if CUM cums here  and Futeurrman dosent get a fisting( im talking  a Verifiable fisting, not some of his favorite porn clips) that's a permaban,  right?

are you volunteering to fist me?  kinky. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Man, I really want to see Cincy in. Throw a wrench in that bitch and see what happens. Bet they'd change the format if Cincy made it to the championship. 

[BurntOrange&White 39656]

52 minutes ago, futureman said:

there will be no anal fisting.  not publicly, anyhow.  I could’ve said I’d use a live grenade as a suppository and it wouldn’t have made a difference.  urban isn’t coming to UT so everything in this whole thread is meaningless. 

Already hedging. SMH what a beta cuck 

[BurntOrange&White 39656]

55 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Pay this man whatever he wants and let’s roll.

Here is bigger picture 

 

Urban Meyer’s teams were 26-3 in “rivalry games.” Bowling Green was 1-1 vs. Toledo; Utah was 2-0 vs. BYU; Florida was 16-2 vs. Florida State, Tennessee and Georgia; and Ohio State was 7-0 vs. Michigan.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

urban isn’t coming to UT so everything in this whole thread is meaningless. 

Nah, bust is an option...

[futureman 22415]

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Already hedging. SMH what a beta cuck 

you seem smart!

[Victor Lazlo 1767]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not even in 2020 would the committee choose a one or two loss 3rd place Aggy over an undefeated cincy. Or maybe I should say especially in 2020. But even then, there are other teams that could challenge Aggy. I just don’t see it.

PS, they look bad if not one dimensional in the game against a very, very, very bad LSU.

Exactly. And are we going to just forget that Bama absolutely hammered aggy 52-24?

If Florida shows up against Alabama, they jump the gomers. 

[Nicole44 22027]

This is what I think of when y’all argue about dumb shit

[El Squared 1793]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

nope.  anything posted or reported is made up to generate clicks and $9.95 subscriptions.  this thread is 90 pages of sad embarrassment. 

Or one self-inflicted fecal fist....

Edited November 29, 2020 by El Squared

[troph 24562]

Exactly. And are we going to just forget that Bama absolutely hammered aggy 52-24?
If Florida shows up against Alabama, they jump the gomers. 

I’m not saying they are any good, I’m saying they are headed to being a one loss S-E-C team and that’s waaaaay to close for comfort.

[TexasEx 1667]

4 hours ago, slim9797 said:

 

 

 

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I have a feeling, after some brief and incomplete research, this was the dinner @hornfromdallas posted pictures from. If so, hook 'em' fuckin' horns and let's do this. 

[BurntOrange&White 39656]

And her follow up

 

 

 

[TexasEx 1667]

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

And her follow up

 

 

 

They need to let they nuts hang and bring in CUM.

[ztejas 43266]

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

And her follow up

 

 

 

Lol. No one is telling her shit.  "don't have to","very likely", "about 19", "a few (2?)", "my guess"

Just a bunch of hesitant language from someone throwing shit against the wall looking for attention. 

I mean she said NOTHING in those tweets that we haven't already heard ad nauseum for weeks now from multiple other sources.

[wood 11154]

3 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

10,000? Across the state of Texas. With the Horns winning conference championships, then national championships. Beating OU, beating Bama, Beating Clemson. Destroying A&M in long-awaited rematch. Millions of new fans. Fifty million in sales of gear and memorabilia. Advertising revenues. CDC can either be at the head of this bandwagon, or he can fall to the wayside. Herman's history. A new coach is on his way. It needs to be a monster hire.

Este. Pay that man his money.

[wood 11154]

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Vince has already committed to coming back for another year if Urban gets hired. 

Well, shit. Let's do this thing then.

[RobertHansen’sPilot 7]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol. No one is telling her shit.  "don't have to","very likely", "about 19", "a few (2?)", "my guess"

Just a bunch of hesitant language from someone throwing shit against the wall looking for attention. 

I mean she said NOTHING in those tweets that we haven't already heard ad nauseum for weeks now from multiple other sources.

 

[RobertHansen’sPilot 7]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

there will be no anal fisting.  not publicly, anyhow.  I could’ve said I’d use a live grenade as a suppository and it wouldn’t have made a difference.  urban isn’t coming to UT so everything in this whole thread is meaningless. 

You don’t know shit, the people that are saying he’s coming don’t know shit, so stfu.  Urban is as crafty as they come and has no connections to any dipshit you supposedly roam with.  He could be using this to bump his salary like Gruden did with ESPN for years; “I love the booth, love sleeping at night and making a ton of money, spending time with my family.”  How’d that work out? 
 

Coaches live to coach; it’s what drives them, gives them purpose.  If you think Urban sits in that booth thinking “I make a lot of money doing little, wife is happy,”  then you don’t have the first clue of what makes these guys tick.  Men like him love to teach, have unquestioned belief in their philosophy, competitors to the extreme degree.  He’s not watching from a cushy booth making millions, he’s watching thinking I can’t wait to kick your ass.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I'm not sure how eager Meyer is to jump back in, in order to compete with Ohio State, right now. We are all aware of how competitive he is. That doesn't mean he doesn't want to stack the deck in his favor. Or to say it a different way, as competitive as he is, it doesn't mean he wants to get into a game where the deck is stacked against him. In this scenario, he built Ohio State into one of the few programs in CFB that legitimately contends for the national title, one that is just chewing up (state of) Texas recruiting right now and who we play in 25-26.

That might be a little too direct for him. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

I'm not sure how eager Meyer is to jump back in, in order to compete with Ohio State, right now. We are all aware of how competitive he is. That doesn't mean he doesn't want to stack the deck in his favor. Or to say it a different way, as competitive as he is, it doesn't mean he wants to get into a game where the deck is stacked against him. In this scenario, he built Ohio State into one of the few programs in CFB that legitimately contends for the national title, one that is just chewing up (state of) Texas recruiting right now and who we play in 25-26.
That might be a little too direct for him. 

A guy like Meyer isn't going to hesitate because we play ohio state in 4 years.

The transfer portal will basically be a free for all in 2021 and a Meyer led Texas will be beneficiaries. That gives him access to a lot of talent and multiple recruiting classes + 4 years time.

Said another way, if Meyer doesn't think he can make us competitive with osu in 4 years, why would he come? A coach at his level should make a team "his" by year 4. Nowhere else that Meyer has coached have his teams not been competing at the highest level by year 4. I have zero concern this would be a reason he'd hesitate, as it just doesn't make sense given his background.

Guys like Meyer will come to places like Texas because they believe that with the built in advantages and their abilities they can build a team who can compete with anyone in the country in four years.

[UncleBuck 6446]

A guy like Meyer isn't going to hesitate because we play ohio state in 4 years.

The transfer portal will basically be a free for all in 2021 and a Meyer led Texas will be beneficiaries. That gives him access to a lot of talent and multiple recruiting classes + 4 years time.

Said another way, if Meyer doesn't think he can make us competitive with osu in 4 years, why would he come? A coach at his level should make a team "his" by year 4. Nowhere else that Meyer has coached have his teams not been competing at the highest level by year 4. I have zero concern this would be a reason he'd hesitate, as it just doesn't make sense given his background.

Guys like Meyer will come to places like Texas because they believe that with the built in advantages and their abilities they can build a team who can compete with anyone in the country in four years.

I wish he had four years. He’d have one season.

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Here is bigger picture 

 

Urban Meyer’s teams were 26-3 in “rivalry games.” Bowling Green was 1-1 vs. Toledo; Utah was 2-0 vs. BYU; Florida was 16-2 vs. Florida State, Tennessee and Georgia; and Ohio State was 7-0 vs. Michigan.

In the first year at Utah, Meyer's team held BYU scoreless for the first time in  361 games.  Is that good?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

A guy like Meyer isn't going to hesitate because we play ohio state in 4 years.

I shouldn't have even mentioned that series. I knew as soon as I wrote that, people might miss the point.

Edited November 29, 2020 by SwanderedTalent

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

I wish he had four years. He’d have one season.

Well, shit. In his post he said given who we play in 2025, so I just assumed that's when the upcoming series started.

Yeah, a year away isn't ideal, but I still don't think that would be a reason he wouldn't come. Pretty much any coach who comes here right now will know that first game is a tough hill to climb, and more likely hope to have us competitive by the second game in the series.

Who's in 25, then? Is that the Bama series?

[UncleBuck 6446]

Well, shit. In his post he said given who we play in 2025, so I just assumed that's when the upcoming series started.

Yeah, a year away isn't ideal, but I still don't think that would be a reason he wouldn't come. Pretty much any coach who comes here right now will know that first game is a tough hill to climb, and more likely hope to have us competitive by the second game in the series.

Who's in 25, then? Is that the Bama series?

Sorry, Bama is ‘22-‘23. Ohio Steak must be ‘25-‘26. Originally Ohio Steak was ‘22-‘23.