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i was told to post this by my source:    hey @futureman...

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—————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.  The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered t

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Just had to hop on Surly to say that I have never seen so many people setting themselves up for such a huge letdown! I love it!!

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3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

Your scenario sounded like informing rather than seeking sign-off.  Which is more what I would imagine would happen here....

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3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

Your scenario sounded like informing rather than seeking sign-off.  Which is more what I would imagine would happen here....

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12 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Of course you work out money before "wife approval."

 

"I don't want you to coach again."

"They said $10 million per, no state income tax, and I'm pretty sure they'll do $12 if I ask."

"OK, see you in a few years."

And if that doesn't work...

"Hey baby, this diamond studded pelaton sure would look nice in your bathroom."

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Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

I must have missed 60 minutes, what on earth are you talking about?

What did Meyer find out? That Herman got his ass fired?
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11 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

Can someone translate this for us slow ones?

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2 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Mack still had some BMD's on his side, even after he was forced out. Herman is not in the same situation.

I know, this just has all the earmarks of a story we'll be telling ourselves 5 years from now during our next coaching search after Coachy McCoachface flames out about how we almost had Urban Meyer but Herman somehow bought himself time and Meyer backed out.  

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23 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Lol what a smug-ass, bullshit comment.

"Texas takes football so much more seriously than we do."

Basically saying "it's okay if we suck, we don't take it seriously (even though we have one of the most storied cfb programs of all time)"

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1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That would be pretty shitty if true unless there is some other factor like he told CDC to fuck off. 

Wouldn’t put it past Herman to go out like a petulant bitch. Especially if the rumors that he and CDC have an already heated relationship. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Lol what a smug-ass, bullshit comment.

"Texas takes football so much more seriously than we do."

Basically saying "it's okay if we suck, we don't take it seriously (even though we have one of the most storied cfb programs of all time)"

I took that as them lamenting that fact since they didn’t get Urban. 

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2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I took that as them lamenting that fact since they didn’t get Urban. 

Yeah the context suggests they're lamenting the fact that SC doesn't give a shit and isn't replacing coach potato. It's kinda amusing that they think our people have their shit together. They must have it bad to be looking up at us.

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol what a smug-ass, bullshit comment.

"Texas takes football so much more seriously than we do."

Basically saying "it's okay if we suck, we don't take it seriously (even though we have one of the most storied cfb programs of all time)"

Reading comprehension is really, really hard.

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1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.

Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Why are you laying (lying) in bed already?  It's too early. 

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Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Agreed but he should be given the opportunity to address the team. 

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

That’s been my experience too but I’ve never heard of a coach not being allowed to speak to the team.  I believe some have chosen not to. 
 

 Not a huge deal to me but I’d prefer Texas take the high road if possible. 

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