Urban Meyer or bust

[DaysOff 7851]

Oh God, it's happening.


Futureman is going to fist himself.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

[Rimbo 25778]

Just now, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

may I humbly suggest "intellectual dumbassery?"

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

[runthebone 7932]

Shelley, you minx.

[ShowMeALoss 143]

What does Zach Smith think about all this?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Just now, DaysOff said:

Oh God, it's happening.


Futureman is going to fist himself.

This should be at the top of the board once it happens 

[The Dude 1244]

This is my favorite time of the coaching search

[Bevo14 8274]

3 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

The flight trackers have been replaced by wife's-Twitter-feed trackers. Sign of the times.

flight trackers never gave anyone free skinny butternut squash soup recipes tho

Edited November 30, 2020 by Bevo14

[perfectchaos007 6596]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

You need to add some emergency servers. This board struggles during a Texas football game, just imagine if we hire CUM

[pearlandhorn 3269]

I love this fucking place and I love every single one of you assholes. Except for you @futureman. Prepare your anus.

[Texasrocks 2124]

58 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Tom did the smart thing by using the only leverage he had to force CDC to make a move.

As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.

[Texas Flood 1356]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

Put up the futureman stream

[TommyGufano 6021]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

24-hr live stream of Futureman

Edited November 30, 2020 by TommyGufano

[wood 11134]

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Oh my

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

Tempering my excitement. It is 2020 after all

[RGBIII 22798]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

The gif is obvious 

[immamac 42517]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

You need to add some emergency servers. This board struggles during a Texas football game, just imagine if we hire CUM

already done. 

[honolulu horn 6157]

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Futureman...

[Helobious 9481]

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

[TexArcher 37508]

It's a good thing I don't have to go to the office tomorrow with this raging erection.

[immamac 42517]

Just now, RGBIII said:

The gif is obvious 

We need a more...modernized version of this that is the same message. 

[Dilligas 666]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

I expect to see this

502 Bad Gateway

[Rimbo 25778]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Tempering my excitement. It is 2020 after all

I wholeheartedly agree. I would hate, hate for all this hype to just be for 

Spoiler

an Urban myth

 

[Texas Flood 1356]

Just now, immamac said:

We need a more...modernized version of this that is the same message. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.

Nice movie reference 

[Dilligas 666]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

I expect to see this

502 Bad Gateway

[Nicole44 22027]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

We say Welcome! We should be nice. Holy shit is this happening?

[troph 24562]

[Guadaloopy 10921]

[Bevo14 8274]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

[ShowMeALoss 143]

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

This is my favorite time of the coaching search

I almost wish we had more of these, like every two years instead of every 4-5 years.

[futureman 22415]

Lololololololol

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, Texas Flood said:

Nah fam that ain't it, someone get to putting CDC's face on that. 

[Rimbo 25778]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

I see you haven't stopped being wrong, so that's nice.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, futureman said:

Lololololololol

I'll throw in an extra $10 if you double fist 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Oh God I'm CUMing, I'm CUMing

[cdain3 3454]

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

You better scale up.

[wood 11134]

[ztejas 43263]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

[NTVTXN 1432]

9 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.

TH- “Hey Chris, what’s up with the giant carpet rolled up in the corner?”

CDC- “Never mind that Tom. Why don’t you stand right...here. Actually, move six inches to your left. There, nice and centered.  Now, please face the door.”

Edited November 30, 2020 by NTVTXN
I still can’t spell

[Bigbend1812 12887]

31 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think 12.

Well it is the Big XII

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I expect to see this

502 Bad Gateway

How bout a 92707 Bad Getaway:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N925JB/history/20201129/2015Z/KSNA/KAUS

FlightAware couldn't find flight tracking data for N925JB just yet.

The link you have is for a specific flight on a specific date and airport pair. Click here to track the most recent flight for N925JB.

Edited November 30, 2020 by clapclapclap

[wood 11134]

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

TH- “Hey Chris, what’s up with the giant carpet rolled up in the corner?”

CDC- “Never mind that Tom. Why don’t you stand right...here. Actually, move Sox inches to your left. There, nice and centered.  Now, please face the door.”

[perfectchaos007 6596]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If they like Tex-Mex, Austin is the wrong fucking place. I can host them in Harlingen to close the deal. 

You don't go to the valley for Tex-Mex. You go there for Mex-Mex

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?

I feel like breakdancing.

[RGBIII 22798]

2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

TH- “Hey Chris, what’s up with the giant carpet rolled up in the corner?”

CDC- “Never mind that Tom. Why don’t you stand right...here. Actually, move Sox inches to your left. There, nice and centered.  Now, please face the door.”

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[mdleast 8261]