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if you want urban meyer as head coach at texas, cut your dick off

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Otter

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It's a big risk. He'll win, but he has no scruples to stop him from doing something shady. With our luck, we won't be able to squash it like Florida and Ohio State did, and he'll retire with "health problems" and we'll end up with a 3-year bowl ban.

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5 minutes ago, Otter said:

It's a big risk. He'll win, but he has no scruples to stop him from doing something shady. With our luck, we won't be able to squash it like Florida and Ohio State did, and he'll retire with "health problems" and we'll end up with a 3-year bowl ban.

Or continue to win and dominate...like Ohio State. Yeah that would suck. 

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17 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Riley will end up as the Cowboys coach and Urban will end up at OU. They will continue to dominate this conference regardless of the consequences. 

And Texas fans will continue to pat themselves on the back of how noble they are for not wanting someone like that and how every other program is dirty. That is what teams of losing ass teams resort to. Being a "clean" program. When in reality, no one gave a damn of all the arrests and trouble the players got into when we were winning big. People only latch onto this shit when the losing starts.

If Urban came in here and started to have the success like he did at Florida and Ohio St, I guarantee you many would not give a shit about what kind of person he is or his past. Winning is a cure for a lot. It's easy to jump on the high horse when you are losing because you need to latch onto anything to make yourself feel better about your program.

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24 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We’re Texas. We’re too good for Urban. Blah blah fuckin blah. Fine. Then we’re gonna continue to be a mediocre program leaning our glory days that really haven’t been that glorious. But sure, go ahead and be a pious Texas Fan. Typical 

So Texas HAS to hire a morally bankrupt piece of excrement to not be mediocre? Well, then maybe mediocre is deserved.

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1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Riley will end up as the Cowboys coach and Urban will end up at OU. They will continue to dominate this conference regardless of the consequences. 

I see this fucking happening.  Perfect combination of cheater and cheaters.  Blue chip program with blue chip coach.  There's only so many destinations, and Notre Dame isn't gonna be available for awhile.  USC and ousux, that's it.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

And Texas fans will continue to pat themselves on the back of how noble they are for not wanting someone like that and how every other program is dirty. That is what teams of losing ass teams resort to. Being a "clean" program. When in reality, no one gave a damn of all the arrests and trouble the players got into when we were winning big. People only latch onto this shit when the losing starts.

If Urban came in here and started to have the success like he did at Florida and Ohio St, I guarantee you many would not give a shit about what kind of person he is or his past. Winning is a cure for a lot. It's easy to jump on the high horse when you are losing because you need to latch onto anything to make yourself feel better about your program.

They’d all forget about it after 5 Conference wins and 2 Nattys.

In 8 years.

 

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Ask Miami Canes fans if they'd rather have Jimmy Johnson or Randy Shannon. They hired Randy Shannon to clean up their image and push players to graduate, how has that worked out for them? They've sucked ass since 2007 and never recovered, their one highlight in a decade was a 10-3 season sound like familiar territory? Y'all believe you can run a completely clean program and make the playoffs consistently? Nope. Bama, Clemson, Ohio St, OU all crooked, but they dominate their respective conferences and win.

I don't approve of the behavior involving Zach Smith, not at all. It's in the past, I'm fairly certain Urban wouldn't attempt to pull anything like that off in the future. We're stuck with MENSA for at least one more season regardless, but I wouldn't be mad if Texas hired Urban. He's a proven winner and would right this ship. Watching Texas football this last decade is the equivalent of slamming your dick in the door repeatedly. 4 losing seasons in a decade, lost to KU  which amounts to one of the most embarrassing losses of modern Texas football, being owned by Ok St and TCU, yeah that shit is tiresome. Hey maybe CDC will hire another g5 coach to recruit choir boys and we can watch OU continue to own the Big 12 while we lose to the likes of Ok St, TCU and WVU.

 

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Do all you fuckers who are shitting on Urban think that we have some righteous priest at the helm now?? Herman is well known amongst the Columbus skrips clubs and is rumored to cheat on his wife on the regular. Get over yourselves.

Holy shit! Zach Smith posts here!

 

Arky Chad?! Is that a fucking joke?

Yes, you stupid fucking chucklefuck.

 

 

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