Jake Smith

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

Well, let’s see here now, 1, 3,  Nope,  2, 4,  Nope.  Can I get some help here?

weren't those chicks in The Warriors?

[Ron Swanson 176]

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I know right... what an idoit.  Total regard.

 

I'm absolutely uphauled.

[honolulu horn 6158]

33 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Well, let’s see here now, 1, 3,  Nope,  2, 4,  Nope.  Can I get some help here?

Ain't a damn thing wrong with the Donnas.

 

 

[hookem48 4687]

4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Ain't a damn thing wrong with the Donnas.

 

 

so Gene Simmons was needing some pussy or what? 

[Junior Miller 1502]

42 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Well, let’s see here now, 1, 3,  Nope,  2, 4,  Nope.  Can I get some help here?

4,3,2,1

[Tex Long 4390]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This post seems to indicate our coaching staff well help him improve.

That's laughable.

CDC had the meeting with MensaTom. There will be some new coaches, and WR likely to be one.

[Cajun 11705]

Please tell me that’s not just hopeful conjecture.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

9 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Please tell me that’s not just hopeful conjecture.

It’s not.  It’s hopeful message board conjecture.  

[Steel Shank 9423]

I like my receivers like I like my women - young, raw and eager to score.

[GotThatFire 166]

On 11/10/2019 at 6:38 AM, Tex Pete said:

 It’s like you’re begging for it to happen. 

How else will they cum?

[crash_davis 23107]

31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I like my receivers like I like my women - young, raw and eager to score.

[Cajun 11705]

He forgot the Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

This post seems to indicate our coaching staff well help him improve.

That's laughable.

Very true. If Herman doesn't replace Meh, I shudder to think how bad it can actually get in recruiting and on the field. 

[futureman 22457]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

CDC had the meeting with MensaTom. There will be some new coaches, and WR likely to be one.

says who

[GoldAppleCorps 619]

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21904]

They didn't take off anything

[Cajun 11705]

Not like that's a problem.  Best way to hide a couple of fat girls in a music video > Lot of clothes, face shots, and quick cuts.

That vid is a clinic.

Edited November 12, 2019 by Cajun

[Kermit 3156]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Not like that's a problem.  Best way to hide fat girls in a music video > Lot of clothes, face shots, and quick cuts.

That vid is a clinic.

Fat girls? Cajun, you know I love you but Kermit would have plowed through each and every one of those girls in his youth. I’m no Vic Mackey, but those girls ain’t fat. Ugly maybe, but not fat. Just a little extra cushion. 

[GoldAppleCorps 619]

You guys prolly woulda turned down Wendy O. Williams too!

[texifornia 56934]

22 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jake let's compete.  Take Kelvontay Dixon and reinstate Josh Moore.  Attitude adjustment or GTFO.  Problem solved.  

I think he already flunked the "attitude" segment of the test.

[honolulu horn 6158]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Cajun should definitely check out the following pic.

Sure there's one Vic special but I'd slam hammer the rest. Yeah it was a over decade ago, but I might have been young enough to interest them then.

Couldn't agree more. All female group playing catchy heavy rock and roll about getting drunk and getting laid, while always paying homage to the rock and metal greats. Much better return on investment than Mehringer.

[Macanudo 12976]

1 hour ago, GoldAppleCorps said:

You guys prolly woulda turned down Wendy O. Williams too!

I think some of these guys are more GG Allin fans.

[Droopy 2626]

I keep seeing this thread thinking the worst, then I click on it and it's just a bunch of middle-aged men with their hot "The Donna's" talk. I guess no news is good news.

 

So, I'd take the one in the yellow tank.

[hookem48 4687]

I missed the Donnas era somehow 

[Steel Shank 9423]

The Donnas are in my wheelhouse.

[Cajun 11705]

13 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I missed the Donnas era somehow 

You missed nothing.

 

;-)

 

[Cajun 11705]

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The Donnas are in my wheelhouse.

You'd have to fight a couple of them for that sammich Shank.

[hookem48 4687]

9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The Donnas are in my wheelhouse.

well, one of them is  big as a wheelhouse

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Everyone who is happy with the kid's performance this season, please tell me to go fuck myself. 

Late to this thread, but I’ve got two questions; Did this young man start in front of your son, nephew, or family friend’s son? Or did he date your daughter, and it ended badly?
I G-Rated the second question.
And go fuck yourself, just because I like telling people to do that, it’s just kinda fun.

[C-Man 27219]

On 11/12/2019 at 5:40 PM, Macanudo said:

I think some of these guys are more GG Allin fans.

[satyanash 14481]

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Smith has already quit 

spoiler. So has the rest of the team.

[LTtxfan 49181]

Just now, satyanash said:

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Feels like Jake might be portal bound....

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Probably the same thing going on with most of the team and fanbase as well at this point.  Doesn't give a shit.

[BigOrange1 6436]

definitely a good thing that john burt got so much more run than him.  burts always been such a difference maker...

[El Hornarino 374]

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Hmmm, maybe the Shipley comparisons were a bit premature.  

[HoustonHorn 1062]

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

In our offense is there a non contested ball?

[Patrick Bateman 3912]

1 hour ago, El Hornarino said:

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

Don't forget being an utterly shitty blocker!

 

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

1 hour ago, HoustonHorn said:

2 hours ago, El Hornarino said:

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

In our offense is there a non contested ball?

Obviously. Sometimes they're overthrown.

[Hookem2147 21216]

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

He's ready to go drop passes for a bigger program. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

Proof they were there before?

[perfectchaos007 6635]

He made a lot of freshman mistakes at a freshman, and he's continuing to make a lot of freshman mistakes as a sophomore. Wouldn't surprise me if he was told about getting dropped down on the depth chart and this is his knee jerk response. Oh well best of luck to him if he decides to quit and go somewhere else

[dcar00 14181]

so whittingtons should starts?

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

17 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

Are you a grown man who follows college players on Instagram?

[hornfromdallas 334]

the news of my woo coming back scared him off 

[JFKFC 4878]

Our list of excuses for losing to OU keeps growing. 

I'm sure Tom is pleased.

Most of our passes are to guys standing still behind the line. Don't need a Gatorade Player of the Year to run that route.

[taybo20 2825]

Too many prima donnas on this team 

[Blotto 23498]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Too many prima donnas on this team 

That attitude starts at the top