The "Baby it's cold outside" thread.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

  Woke up at 40 degrees outside this morning here on the northwest side of Corpus.   Going to be the coldest Halloween in twenty five years.

All the so called weather experts are saying warmer than average for this winter which means we should expect the exact opposite.  Same with the moisture forecast which is dryer than normal.   

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Probably my only post in this thread since I'm not in TX, but it's going to fucking snow here (Indianapolis) on Halloween night, tonight.

[Homercles 10206]

A massive collection of sprinklers were going off at O’Connor and 620 this morning, good thing the ground wasn’t too cold else it’d been a disaster.  Dumbasses.  

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Just do what I did and get a big warm fuzzy dog from the animal shelter.

[mdmost 43050]

Say, what's in this drink?

Edited October 31, 2019 by mdmost

[MNLonghornFUKM 8821]

Probably my only post in this thread since I'm not in TX, but it's going to fucking snow here (Indianapolis) on Halloween night, tonight.

Seriously? We have a bus down there for the FFA convention

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4977]

50 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Just do what I did and get a big warm fuzzy dog from the animal shelter.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

1 hour ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Just do what I did and get a big warm fuzzy dog from the animal shelter.

Or what Vic does.

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Or what Vic does.

I'd rather sleep in the abdominal cavity of a Tauntaun.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

I'd rather sleep in the abdominal cavity of a Tauntaun.

Either way you’re warm by getting up in some guts

Edited October 31, 2019 by Doc Reeves

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

4 minutes ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

I'd rather sleep in the abdominal cavity of a Tauntaun.

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

From the title. I thought this thread was going to be about sexual assault 

[BlueGreySky 1032]

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

4 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Probably my only post in this thread since I'm not in TX, but it's going to fucking snow here (Indianapolis) on Halloween night, tonight.

Seriously? We have a bus down there for the FFA convention

50% chance at 6pm.  Threat for snow begins sometime in the 4pm hour.

Ah, the old FFA Convention.  The most polite convention in the world.  That's one of the larger yearly ones we get here.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Either way you’re warm by getting up in some guts

Once you feng shui the organs it’ll be...not much better.

[Horn_Spanker 524]

This summer was so brutal, I haven't turned on the heat.  Thermostat says it's 61 in the house!

[crash_davis 23115]

holy shit. it's fall and it's cold outside. 

 

[atomheartbevo 89798]

24 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

This summer was so brutal, I haven't turned on the heat.  Thermostat says it's 61 in the house!

 I finally broke down this morning and had the manservant turn the heat up on the toilet seat from “low” to “medium”.  Made a world of difference.  

[South Austin 52604]

29 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

This summer was so brutal, I haven't turned on the heat.  Thermostat says it's 61 in the house!

I turned up the heat at your mom's house last night.

[crash_davis 23115]

Just now, South Austin said:

I turned up the heat at your mom's house last night.

was your mom at his house?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Got down to 16 last night in Lubbock.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Came here expecting pics of chicks in Santa's helper suits.  Left disappointed.

[South Austin 52604]

56 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

was your mom at his house?

So now we’re doing incest mom jokes?  Quite bold.

[Underdog 28773]

Pushing 70 up here in Albany,NY.  Wasn’t too many years a ago we had snow on Halloween. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Came here expecting pics of chicks in Santa's helper suits.  Left disappointed.

Start posting! 

[atomheartbevo 89798]

Travis County has a freeze warning for tomorrow morning.  Fucking lovely.  

Bet there will be plenty of kids showing up in shorts and lightweight fleeces tomorrow, because they were at my kid’s school this morning not dressed for it.  

[SaucyJack 3504]

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

From the title. I thought this thread was going to be about sexual assault 

7 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Came here expecting pics of chicks in Santa's helper suits.  Left disappointed.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Where the fuck is PHD?  Why the fuck is it 32 degrees outside my house on Nov 1st?  

[El Diablo 4232]

It's 27 here in Waco. Baylor's 8-0 and hell is freezing over.

[Underdog 28773]

Wind's been crazy here, wasted our time doing leaves yesterday only to see them blown all over the fuck everywhere, picked up several branches/twigs from my trees also. 

[formermav43 4606]

It feels fantastic.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

17 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

It feels fantastic.

It’s amazing.  It’s astonishing.  It just might save my life.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8821]

50% chance at 6pm.  Threat for snow begins sometime in the 4pm hour.

Ah, the old FFA Convention.  The most polite convention in the world.  That's one of the larger yearly ones we get here.

Its huge. I think Garth brooks was there last yr. We send 1 or 2 every year

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

I'm tired of the cold weather.  When will summer get here?

[formermav43 4606]

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm tired of the cold weather.  When will summer get here?

Negged

[Hate 20145]

If it’s not going to snow it may as well be warm.

 

[Message Board User 12396]

Possibility of snow next week?

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8821]

I'm tired of the cold weather.  When will summer get here?

Agreed. 1000%

[Moby Ric 2058]

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Possibility of snow next week?

 

What is this bullshit?  

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Big Arctic front coming down on Veterans Day.

Might see more snow in the Panhandle and freezing temps into South Texas.  

 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

8 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

What is this bullshit?  

Ask Hansen.  He'd have plenty to say, I'm sure. 

[mulletpelini 5216]

bring it on sisters

[Napoleon 8700]

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

bring it on sisters

BITCH... it's cold outside!

[Al_4_ISU 12485]

I'm sure you can file it under "people from northern places bitching about things that happen in northern places", but right now we have 4" of snow on the ground, it's fucking cold (3 degrees), and the high tick in the 10 day forecast is 38.

This isn't close to normal.  Last year we didn't have snow stick around until the last week of January.  If this shit doesn't melt Saturday (the "warm" day), it's going to be the longest winter since the Halloween Blizzard of '91.

Edited November 7, 2019 by Al_4_ISU

[Parliament 14296]

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8821]

Go home Langdon... you're drunk

[MNLonghornFUKM 8821]

I'm sure you can file it under "people from northern places bitching about things that happen in northern places", but right now we have 4" of snow on the ground, it's fucking cold (3 degrees), and the high tick in the 10 day forecast is 38.
This isn't close to normal.  Last year we didn't have snow stick around until the last week of January.  If this shit doesn't melt Saturday (the "warm" day), it's going to be the longest winter since the Halloween Blizzard of '91.

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[MissingInAction 25187]

The scene at your local open HEB today:

 

[El Diablo 4232]

I brought a jacket to work today. Just in case.

[Post Oak 20272]

On 11/5/2019 at 9:03 PM, Message Board User said:

Possibility of snow next week?

 

God save us

[Stella Link 534]

On 11/5/2019 at 9:03 PM, Message Board User said:

Possibility of snow next week?

 

OK....did someone fast-forward us to early February and not tell anyone??

How did I miss Thanksgiving?  How did I miss Christmas and New Years??